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Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...

 
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Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
...is that they're best eaten RAW, fresh picked. The otherwise obnoxious "weed" brought by early settlers for its (then established) use as food/medicine/homesickness relief is only a few degrees seperated from leaf lettuce as far as Asterid taxonomy goes and is best prepared accordingly, while surpassing brussel sprouts in nutrional value and taste imo. Their perennial taproots are as good as any root vegetable going into spring and summer (they get slightly bitter and exude a milky "latex" when cut come early autumn though are also at their most nutritious).

tldr: drown with ranch or sour cream and it's all good




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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
Nope you need to boil them then drain the water off. It removes a toxic element in the plant
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I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
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...which surprisingly is better for you than antibiotics. Our body is designed to be a host to an entire ecosystem in order to run correctly.

Look up Helminth Therapy. After you are grossed out like I was, you will start to appreciate the system for what it is more.

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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
They are a staple of the Mediterranean diet in Greece, but served steamed, unless you like goat crap flavouring!
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
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I recommend washing your food before eating it.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
Nope you need to boil them then drain the water off. It removes a toxic element in the plant
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yeah, this is the notion that people have of the subject despite being otherwise untrue. Boiling only leeches out the beneficial tannins (which may be mildly laxative for some sensitive people)/sterols and minerals in this case...at that, a person would likely end up eating two or three times more of the "boiled down" concoction than they would raw, rinsed leaves which, IDK, could just as likely be troubleseome as far as any "toxicity" goes (which is practically none).
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
feed em to the chocobos.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74550888


I recommend washing your food before eating it.
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Yeah, it's not rocket science. For those that can't figure it out:
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
...is that they're best eaten RAW, fresh picked. The otherwise obnoxious "weed" brought by early settlers for its (then established) use as food/medicine/homesickness relief is only a few degrees seperated from leaf lettuce as far as Asterid taxonomy goes and is best prepared accordingly, while surpassing brussel sprouts in nutrional value and taste imo. Their perennial taproots are as good as any root vegetable going into spring and summer (they get slightly bitter and exude a milky "latex" when cut come early autumn though are also at their most nutritious).

tldr: drown with ranch or sour cream and it's all good




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I'll have to let big momma (the head hen around here) and the other black ladies around here know they've been eating Dandelion greens wrong all their lives.

FYI: they only eat the young yellowish center leaves and the root is made into a tincture and wine, outer leaves are fed to the rabbits.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I have read that they are less bitter if you pick them in the spring, and get more bitter as the weather heats up.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
Pretty much the only instance where you'd deal with visibly "dirty" leaves would be if they we're covered in yestersday's grass clippings (or DOG TURDS) or something...
Again, through the process of picking and washing them off yourself you'll be personally choosing and ending up with "choice" greens.

you think a combine harvester sorts all the bugs, bird shit and dead mice from the glyphosated crops it gathers before getting further milled and stamped into a mcgriddle bun?



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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I have read that they are less bitter if you pick them in the spring, and get more bitter as the weather heats up.
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If you keep picking at them as they come out then new leaves won't have time to get bitter. Sun exposure has a lot to do with this. Dandelions growing in shadier areas aren't as subject to this compared to open-field ones and will also often produce significantly larger leaves to compensate for the lower light levels (to the point of not flowering if the encroaching shade doesn't otherwise recede).
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I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
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stfu
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74550888


...which surprisingly is better for you than antibiotics. Our body is designed to be a host to an entire ecosystem in order to run correctly.

Look up Helminth Therapy. After you are grossed out like I was, you will start to appreciate the system for what it is more.
 Quoting: Nobody You Know


Don't you wash your veggies before eating them? If you buy from the store you are getting a big load of toxic chemical, which is also to be avoided.

Just wash your veggiesobrother in water in the sink before putting them in your mouth.

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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
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Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
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Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


derp
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


They are "morally" unsquishable. At least for a person with morals. Even Brief has morals, believe it or not, he had/has a mother too.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I love dandelion salads. I Pick dandelions fresh every year. Wash and soak them in water. I never cook them
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
They are delicious raw on an egg sandwich!
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74550888


I recommend washing your food before eating it.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58961560


Brief... you gots an ARMY o haters dont ya.

these peeps troll you like marlin.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


They are "morally" unsquishable. At least for a person with morals. Even Brief has morals, believe it or not, he had/has a mother too.
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


I've seen some unbelievable cr*p on here, but c'mon, lol.


On topic, try them for yourselves, they're actually pretty good, cheap too! And you can eat them raw if you like, but avoid picking them near busy roads - the exhaust residue doesn't enhance the flavour.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


They are "morally" unsquishable. At least for a person with morals. Even Brief has morals, believe it or not, he had/has a mother too.
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


LOL! I thought you were talking about flowers. But you were using the British version of "mom". I feel so dumb right now. LOL!

uk
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


:derp:
 Quoting: BRIEF


I deserved that. LOL!
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
Also...it's a pretty good coffee substitute...just wash the roots and roast them in the oven on low temp until brittle. Grind this up and drink like coffee...no caffiene but the taste is pretty darn good.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mums are unsquishable!
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Not necessary to be able to squish them. The wine is made by infusing the dandelion flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538516


They are "morally" unsquishable. At least for a person with morals. Even Brief has morals, believe it or not, he had/has a mother too.
 Quoting: Right Turn Clyde


Mom just turned 73 hf
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
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I recommend washing your food before eating it.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I made dandelion wine when I was a kid...then my mom found it and took it away verysad
 Quoting: BRIEF


stfu
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Brief... you gots an ARMY o haters dont ya.

these peeps troll you like marlin.
 Quoting: Goneviral


They pay me so much attention because they are jealous and obsessed with me grinning they are fans.
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
If you eat raw plants you also eat parasite eggs and animal fecal matter.
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I recommend washing your food before eating it.
 Quoting: BRIEF


exactly
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Re: Dandelion Greens: what many people get wrong about trying to eat them...
This nice little flower's roots might kick cancer in the butt.





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