Jeebus Crispy

the ongoing saga of Jeebus Crispy.
Jeebus, the younger brother of Jesus, was engaging, smart and wiley. He was also a little jealous of Jesus, and when all those
people started to follow Jesus he wondered if he was missing out. Jesus tried to give good advice to his younger
sibling but to little avail. Jeebus wanted to do something dramatic, more than walking on water. He devised a plan
to fly through a ring of fire. He would then top his older and somewhat wiser brother of raising the dead. Jeebus
thought, "what could be better than flying and a ring of fire?"
So he proceeded with his plan and on the day of the event he could and would proclaim to all that he was the biggest and
the best. It would settle the matter that had been brewing between him and his brother Jesus.
The day came and went and Jeebus was successful in his attempt and flying and traveling through the "ring of fire".
But there was a little catch, the fire was so hot that it singed the clothes Jeebus was wearing and the people upon seeing
that exclaimed to Jeebus that he was somewhat crispy, and they laughed.
Poor Jeebus, now he would be known as Jeebus Crispy. OMG!