Is "The Real Taylor Dayne" Gumby manifested in the REAL?

The Open System LAW of Relativity dictates:

"Everything is Relative to SourCe and SourCe is Relative to Everything." (Open System Law of Relativity) - Old Toad Proverb

"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a second, but sit on a red-hot ember and a second seems like an eternity. That's Open System Relativity!" - Albert Einstein (requoted by Toad)

What those are saying is simply that we are mimicking SourCe, which would normally be the Universe but since the Planet is NOW an Artificially Closed System, via Intelligent Intervention, we have become our own SourCe. So ANYTHING we do, to include THINKING, will manifest in the REAL, relative to the "broadcast' strength of the "anything", and since there was a Play Toy known as Gumby, that was well known, and since an Actor (Eddie Murphy) also played Gumby on SNL and made the Toy even more famous and Eddie also brought the Toy to life:

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Then the possibility of a Gumby manifesting in the REAL is WAY DOABLE, and since the LAW of EVERYTHING further dictates:

"Everything's Refractal, Inversely." (Open System Law of Everything) - Old Toad Proverb

Then if Gumby were to manifest in the REAL, it would be a Girl, instead of a Boy, and the Taylor Dayne I'm referring to in the Title is this one:

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With the identity of wHicH Taylor Dayne I'm talking about out of the way and the causes and effects pre-explained somewhat, the following picture is relevant to this discussion:

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From that picture, should the following song be reworded to: "I'm the Gumby you want"?



Then, could the following song be the cause of turning the poor girl into Gumby?



Did the "Floor On Fire" burn-off her feet ... perhaps?

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@ Taylor Dayne

Namaste,
Sir Ribbit

Ps: On a side-note, do you think the picture of Taylor Dayne looks like Gumby?