The moon orbits around and under the flat Earth.

Imagine a ferris wheel, and the Earth is at the center.

I found the moon's orbit, and the location, where it'll be when it orbits under the flat Earth.

So like mario brother, that has to time his fall onto a moving platform, I'll time my jump on the moving moon right when it's below me at the edge of the Earth.

Now to prove this, when the moon orbits under the Earth and once again above it.

I'll jump off into the Atlantic ocean at 8pm EST on 4-28.

In addition, I'll specifically do this dive performed by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School for further proof.

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