I found the edge of the flat Earth, and will prove it tommorow | |
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Artemis Rand
User ID: 65242103 United States 04/27/2017 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The moon orbits around and under the flat Earth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74778035 Imagine a ferris wheel, and the Earth is at the center. I found the moon's orbit, and the location, where it'll be when it orbits under the flat Earth. So like mario brother, that has to time his fall onto a moving platform, I'll time my jump on the moving moon right when it's below me at the edge of the Earth. Now to prove this, when the moon orbits under the Earth and once again above it. I'll jump off into the Atlantic ocean at 8pm EST on 4-28. In addition, I'll specifically do this dive performed by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School for further proof. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] The only you found was the biggest and best goddamn kona gold you ever smoked. Once you run out and come back to your senses you'll re-read your post and laugh your ass off. AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776! ****************************** But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good. ****************************** There is going to be a second revolution folks. Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government. It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead. The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74784605 United States 04/28/2017 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The moon orbits around and under the flat Earth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74778035 Imagine a ferris wheel, and the Earth is at the center. I found the moon's orbit, and the location, where it'll be when it orbits under the flat Earth. So like mario brother, that has to time his fall onto a moving platform, I'll time my jump on the moving moon right when it's below me at the edge of the Earth. Now to prove this, when the moon orbits under the Earth and once again above it. I'll jump off into the Atlantic ocean at 8pm EST on 4-28. In addition, I'll specifically do this dive performed by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School for further proof. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Where is your proof op? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 812335 Canada 04/28/2017 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once people realize that we live on a flat earth then they soon find out we live under a Dome then not long after that they learn that we are all "Free Range Livestock" ripe for harvesting by aliens on other worlds. Thread: TIL that we are "Free Range Livestock" living on a FLAT EARTH in a DOME ruled by alien hybrids |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72621537 United States 04/28/2017 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once people realize that we live on a flat earth then they soon find out we live under a Dome then not long after that they learn that we are all "Free Range Livestock" ripe for harvesting by aliens on other worlds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812335 Thread: TIL that we are "Free Range Livestock" living on a FLAT EARTH in a DOME ruled by alien hybrids Pretty sure it's... weirder than that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54377793 United Kingdom 04/29/2017 06:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The moon orbits around and under the flat Earth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74778035 Imagine a ferris wheel, and the Earth is at the center. I found the moon's orbit, and the location, where it'll be when it orbits under the flat Earth. So like mario brother, that has to time his fall onto a moving platform, I'll time my jump on the moving moon right when it's below me at the edge of the Earth. Now to prove this, when the moon orbits under the Earth and once again above it. I'll jump off into the Atlantic ocean at 8pm EST on 4-28. In addition, I'll specifically do this dive performed by Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School for further proof. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Fail |
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