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7thAdamu
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Artemis Rand
User ID: 65242103 United States 05/01/2017 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776! ****************************** But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good. ****************************** There is going to be a second revolution folks. Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government. It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead. The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves. |
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Oaken Paw
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pinned because fuck yeah. Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 05/01/2017 05:04 PM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op here. I cabbed over to my sister's boyfriends place booze in hand. Getting him drunk for BBQ steak. Yummmmmm Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49379522 Drunken bliss. Fuck, now I''m hungy! Might go into town for steaks now... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Irredeemable
Living in a dream User ID: 45331998 United States 05/01/2017 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I almost did the same, but a storm was coming and I had to finish before I left. But I'm getting a good start on the drunk session now. At least I don't have to be in the ghetto of Pittsburgh again this week, observing nogs in their natural habitat. Ugh, it makes me feel dumber just watching them. We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | None of my guys even came to work today so I'm stoned as fuck and can only paint lol. Quoting: 7thAdamu Been a nice day really. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 05/01/2017 05:23 PM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if you gave it less than 5 stars, and regret it, and realize it's too late to change it, so you feel bad about your mistake, well... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck it I'll open a bottle with you guys. Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday. I fucking loved that girl so much. Whiskey time. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71571656 I have good news bro. There are about 3.5 BILLION hotties out there for you. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been pouring rain here all day. First thing I did when I got home was have a hot bubble bath and a glass of vino. Quoting: Anonymous-Girl Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Thisismyusername
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 68886401 United States 05/01/2017 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been pouring rain here all day. First thing I did when I got home was have a hot bubble bath and a glass of vino. Quoting: Anonymous-Girl OK... *sent* :speechless: Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Mr Dash
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Oaken Paw
It's the wood that makes it good User ID: 1289627 United States 05/01/2017 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
El Penguino
User ID: 74801325 United States 05/01/2017 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I almost did the same, but a storm was coming and I had to finish before I left. But I'm getting a good start on the drunk session now. Quoting: Irredeemable At least I don't have to be in the ghetto of Pittsburgh again this week, observing nogs in their natural habitat. Ugh, it makes me feel dumber just watching them. Haha! |
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