Yesterday my parrot was brought home by the police. Axe me a question

He was up to no good, hey?

Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.

The parrot didn't rat you out did it?

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

So he could be polyunsaturated.

Does Chad say "Chad want a Cracka"?

Not at all.

Total asshole! First in my family to be brought home by the cops.

5* because this is one thread title you'll never see again in your lifetime (and I mean that in a good way).

Q: Did he learn any new words?

He be all new words and shit?

My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol.

We once had a talking bird, looked like Barretta's bird, land on our deck. He started talking, it was pretty surreal, he got a police ride too, I think he was Canadian because he flew across the lake to get to us.....

Illegal lil border jumping bastard!

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

The parrot didn't rat you out for karma points did it?

:Munch:

Better not. I'll pich his pecker off.

Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.

None he has spoken. He only says, "Bird turd" <-------- What I call him half the time.

I had a blue front amazon parrot for many years.

I, also, would refer to him as "the asshole bird".

And, that assholery is what made me love him even more.

Well at least Chad has his own mind and lives free within it. He sounds bad ass to me. You should give him some beer and get him a lady bird.

Just wait until he wakes up from his Saturday night adventure/hangover.