Contest, my favorite 3 comments to this thread wins at 9 pm Eastern.

I'm trying to pay for 3 upgrades and get no comments?

Sweet fuck. That's real doom.

I will be watching this thread!

If you weren't upgraded you would be right now...

Can I upgrade you for next month?

Let me know how and I will.

First of 3 awarded.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

During the 18th century, you could pay your admission ticket to the zoo in London by bringing a cat or a dog to feed the lions.

you may subdue, but never tame me.

hind sight is 20/20, but looking back its still a bit fuzzy.

That's sooooo interesting.

Definitely worthy of an upgrade, methinks.

Best to extend your deadline. It's only 5:21 on the West Coast. People aren't even home from work yet, or probably stuck in traffic.




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A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber.

Thanks .... a couple more :)

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.


Wood frogs can be frozen solid and then thawed, and continue living. They use the glucose in their body to protect their vital organs while they are in a frozen state.

I wish you were my next door neighbor. I imagine it would make for some interesting conversations while bringing out the trash bins.



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Hillary lost! Still feels good saying it.

I never won any contest. But I have plenty of participation ribbons.

I heard this one earlier and it made me giggle.

"I didn't know I was going bald, I just thought it was taking me longer and longer to wash my face"

What's an upgrade?

upgrade me, so my next ban will be more important.

It's the final countdown!

Indeed!! :)

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

I am unique on this forum, due to the fact that my balls do not smell like A1 steak sauce.

Say yay and I will.

You look like you've got a big ol' cock

Sure.

Fun Fact:
This week I learned what 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo meant. Its also called 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. Some just call it the shocker.

Another thing I learned:
When FML is used in a text it means Fuck My Life and not Feel Much Love like I thought. I replied to my son with FML and he told me what it really meant.
I also learned the term "throwing shade" and what it means. Im not a fan of the term though.

I have a short cock, but girthy.

I think (hope) it is going to be Okay 7thAdamu.



Don't fret over the reading.

No. You. Didn't.

Jesu

What kind of sauce DO they smell like then?