Steven Gern is a living American badass. If you haven't heard of him:

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I have to admit I do have a Facebook account. It started as a necessity for a job I used to have. Now I can't fucking stand it; I only use it anymore to promote stuff like this. If you have the ability, may as well take it to the left using their own medium. Fuckem.