What would you do if your kid would slap you on your face?

would never happen as my son knows better but if he ever did slap me , I would call his father to whip his ass

What's the basis for you question?

First it depends whether you are the mother or the father and second it depends on how you brought the child up and third if they are big and bad enough to give a beating they are also big and bad enough to cop a beating... anyway you seem like a clueless parent to have to ask the question so I suggest you take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you fail as a parent..

The belt would come off and their ass would be painted red.

Late late late term abortion.

j/k

Lol, In Finland the child would call the cops on you and you would likely be arrested.

Phone the police

I would probably want to know where he/she had learnt to do such a thing ??

I would also in the fairest way let them know how wrong it is to hit or hurt anything or anyone.

kick him in his babby nuts until he screams bloody murder then cover his mouth when he tries to tell on me.

Knock them out or imprint them into the wall. If they call family services, cops, etc....then I would disown their sorry ass. This is if they are a minor....adult then all their stuff would be on the curb and for all I would care they could live on the streets or a homeless shelter.
But I am a good father and work my butt off so my kids have the best of everything. They are both honor roll students and work hard. My whole family is about respect for elders and hard work. Anything else is not tolerated and if one of them ever has a problem with it....then they are on their own.

Sing a Marvin Gaye song to him while beating his fucking ass!

I brought you into this world and I'll take you the fuck out of it!

You (smack) are (smack) going (smack) respect (smack) me (smack).

This is the correct answer.

Happened twice with my 6 year old.

There's no need to hit back. You explain what he did was wrong and you have a 15 min sit-out on your lap. Feels like an eternity for a kid. The second time it happened the time-out was for 30 min. Just sitting there. No moving, fidgeting or talking.

It happened never again and now he's 12.

If your kid hits you, it's the epitome of hypocrisy to hit back.

Fuck Doctor Spock!

That shit produces animals.

What's Spock?

This is just common sense.

What's the lesson when you hit your kid?

"I'm bigger and stronger than you, so I can hit you, but you can't hit me"

"Violence is the answer to problems you have with other people"

I can't believe you people are actually beating your kids... sick.

firing squad

It's a Florida right of passage. As soon as you think you are grown enough to act like an adult, you get to spend a week alone in the Everglades, proving that you're a Man.

Bring slavery back to my household.

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... no kidding! ... what would bring that about? ... and how old the child? ... and does he/she see you or anyone in the household do this???? ...
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Isn't your country being overrun by Muslims?

Take away ALL electronics.

It would be the last time the kid even thought about doing it.

Terrorists aren't allowed to have kids in America. It takes away from the British economy.