I just bought a $50 pair of slacks for $4 at the thrift store

Knacker.

Pants sounds better.

ok now put them under a blacklight..

Give the crotchal region a solid scrubbing and you are all set

Exactly.

Men wear slacks. I'm a man. Pants are short for underpants. I wear my slacks tight free as a bird so the ladies see my muscular thighs. It's known that TPTB want loose baggy shorts to effeminize men.

I knew this guy who would use expensive slacks for toilet paper, then donate them to the thrift store, although I heard they do dunk the clothing in water and let it air dry before putting it on their racks for sale ... I think, or something like that ...

Yes, a lot of dead peoples clothes get donated. Any false teeth there?

Why when I go into a thrift shop there is always that clothing smell that is the same

Is that just everyones stank all mixing together into harmony?

Do you wash your clothes before donating? Don't be nasty I bet you don't

What does it matter? I will resell them at my yard sale. I rent my slacks. Hotel eooms are dirtier. Plus the ladies like any smells that come from my slacks and my man scent (I don't wear deodorant)

Last Edited by Savvy Buyer! on 06/23/2017 08:52 PM

OMFG!

Smell ya later.

Did you smell the crotch?

michelinas makes deodorant bruh.check it out

I like that smell! So do the ladies. It will set you apart from the others. Don't go smelling like some kind of sissy with your store bought colognes give them something to remember. I just got a hand touch from a hottie st the dollar store. Starting my night walking.

TMI

Remember what Pat Robertson said about thrift stores?

[link to www.salon.com]

You like it. Deep down you do! Puts me apart from the others. Counting this as a hand touch for the evening. That's 3 (I forgot plumpy at the thrift store)

Last Edited by Savvy Buyer! on 06/23/2017 09:03 PM

AG run for you life!!!!

How many decades has it been since Montgomery Ward went out of business?

At least 2.5?

For sure! I watched the 700 Club all the time. In between reruns of Press Your Luck. (Whammy). I pray for all my possessions and use Holy Water. Thank God for all of my blessings. He wants my to look stylish in my slacks.

Last Edited by Savvy Buyer! on 06/23/2017 09:07 PM

LoL @ hand touch.

I can handle it. lol

going to the thrift store on my bike. do you want anything?

not sure if they have those glass phalises anymore, I know yall collect them in shal

I'm a gentleman even when I know they want it. I don't take ladies out for pizza and tattoos. I go to classy joints and hold the door in my slacks.

A man who knows how to handle himself! I don't buy knick knacks. I don't clutter my home with such things. But i like your savvy buyer stylings.

I use to pay cash finder fees to the floor supervisor looking for anything audio or electronic in 3 large regional second hand stores. Scored a huge lot of Western Electric audio kit for 200.00 US$ and tipped the woman who tipped me off 100.00 US$. Sold it to a collector in Japan for 150K US$ equivalent. I would occasionally see a Japanese with a 10cm stack of 100s with two bodyguards buying denim jeans for resale in Japan. Like a 2 meter high pile of denims....with the super rare Levi's stuff on the bodyguards arms. He told me the major problem was Amerikans got too fat for Japanese sizes making it much more difficult for him to fill the shipping container.

Shouldn't they then be called "underslacks"?