Retirement Planning for Zombies

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
> year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> original $1000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
> stock you would have $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
> one year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the
> aluminum recycling REFUND, You
> would have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment
> advice is to drink heavily
> and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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