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God will destroy you if you eat pork.

 
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07/06/2017 03:32 AM
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Hey OP what's up shitty fingers?
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I'm from the south we eat the whole pig except the squeal and love it ROLL TIDE
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07/06/2017 03:36 AM
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I've been eating pork for 35 years and Im just fine.
But your god sounds like a douche bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7126987


Eve probably thinking the same thing after she ate the fruit and didn't die instantaneously.
 Quoting: Photine


We all die eventually. Might as well enjoy our food. We're born on this planet to experience.

If you decide to eat nothing you also die. If I'm offered delicious bbq'd sausage I won't reject it.

My grandparents have eaten pork their entire lives and are mid 90's and still going. It doesn't kill you too fast apparentlym
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07/06/2017 03:38 AM
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Shove all you fear-fueled religions up your devoted butts
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He created it right? This is all bravo sierra! Where is my bacon cheeseburger!
Goldie did you say attack plan "R"?
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07/06/2017 03:47 AM
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I'm stuffed then, my thyroid pills are porcine! and my staple diet includes bacon sammiches, both of which I'll die without

Ok I'd maybe live without the sammiches, but I wouldn't want too
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07/06/2017 03:47 AM
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Bacon!!!!! What a great word!!! Great in cooking!!! Great with eggs!!!! I love cooking with pork fillets - supreme meat xxxxxx5a
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07/06/2017 03:49 AM
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Shove all you fear-fueled religions up your devoted butts
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And so say all of us...
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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07/06/2017 03:56 AM
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I thought the law of Moses was given to the hebrew people to serve G-d as priests and holy peoples after he saved them from Egypt

What use is it to G-d if i dont eat pork because im a gentile and wasnt called by G-d to serve him? Maybe it's form of honor to G-d that you try to be a holy peoples by not eating pork? But then again what use if you dont eat pork but you dont keep the other laws? No use keeping some of the law and some not. You know how G-d reacted when the hebrew peoples didnt do what they promised concerning the law.

You know they were dispersed and captured many times by many kings when they didnt keep the entire law.. The punishments was very harsch.

You know there were other kings who werent hebrew that G-d also made great kings(they didnt keep the law they werent hebrew, but they knew the G-d of Israel). G-d isnt just G-d of Israel but the entire Earth, but Israel and the law of Moses was given to hebrew peoples to serve G-d as priests and holy peoples. (to serve as priests and holy peoples was why they were saved out from Egypt and given Israel)
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"For, behold, the Lord will come with fire ... and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many. They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves ... eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord." Isaiah 66:15-17.
 Quoting: Photine


What about prawns and other shell fish?
What about headscarves and hats in church?
What about disabled people in church?
What about not beating children?

I would imagine you wear something on your head at all times in church. And you're not disabled as you wouldn't be allowed in by your own faith. You wouldn't be caught dead in a seafood restaurant.
And when your not doing these things, you're beating the crap out of kids because it's cruel not to.
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"For, behold, the Lord will come with fire ... and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many. They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves ... eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord." Isaiah 66:15-17.
 Quoting: Photine


No mice either??
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07/06/2017 04:01 AM
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read what the op of this thread wrote in another thread:


"The Mosaic laws were undone, but the HEALTH LAWS are NOT part of the MOSAIC LAWS.' -- Photine
Thread: God will destroy you if you DON'T eat Pork! (Page 2)


Photine, surely these "health laws" can be found in the Law of Moses, ie: the first 5 books of the Bible.

Photine, please make your position clear:

1. Were the Mosaic laws undone?

2. Are the health laws part of the Mosaic laws?

3. If the health laws aren't part of the Mosaic laws, where are they from?

4. Which old testament laws are you obeying? Which old testament laws have been "undone"?
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07/06/2017 04:06 AM
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pork is people.
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What will happen to you acting, thinking and being a sow yourself ? Never thought about it ?
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07/06/2017 04:14 AM
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Um Dude G 9:2 - 3

2 "And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be on every beast of the earth, on every bird of the air on all the the fish of the sea, They are given into your hand
3 "Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. I have given you all things, even as the green herbs"


every beast, every fish, every moving thing = food

dietary law was for Hebrews only
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07/06/2017 04:14 AM
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Eat up!
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"For, behold, the Lord will come with fire ... and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many. They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves ... eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord." Isaiah 66:15-17.
 Quoting: Photine


OP must be a muslim.

The Lord Jesus Christ totally removed all dietary prohibitions from his followers.

Read what he says in Mark 7:14-19, "Then Jesus called to the crowd to come and hear. "All of you listen," he said, "and try to understand. You are not defiled by what you eat; you are defiled by what you say and do!" Then Jesus went into a house to get away from the crowds, and his disciples asked him what he meant by the statement he had made. "Don't you understand either?" he asked. "Can't you see that what you eat won't defile you? Food doesn't come in contact with your heart, but only passes through the stomach and then comes out again." (By saying this, he showed that every kind of food is acceptable.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25821255


you nailed it. Muslim Agent Provacateur making her/his typical taqiyya appearance.
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07/06/2017 04:16 AM
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Well, God will destroy you if you drink battery acid too, it all depends on what you mean by "God" and "destroy".
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07/06/2017 04:17 AM
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Define destroy?

Burn?
Tossed into an element crusher that strips the spirit of
being?
Put in hell?
What?
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read what the op of this thread wrote in another thread:


"The Mosaic laws were undone, but the HEALTH LAWS are NOT part of the MOSAIC LAWS.' -- Photine
Thread: God will destroy you if you DON'T eat Pork! (Page 2)


Photine, surely these "health laws" can be found in the Law of Moses, ie: the first 5 books of the Bible.

Photine, please make your position clear:

1. Were the Mosaic laws undone?

2. Are the health laws part of the Mosaic laws?

3. If the health laws aren't part of the Mosaic laws, where are they from?

4. Which old testament laws are you obeying? Which old testament laws have been "undone"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70823438


and OP, denounce Islam... still haven't.... eh?
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So the Bible thumpers are trying to turn their religion into Islam? Interesting when you take into account this video :

So this is going to be the new psyop heh ?
Going to be really hard to find an excuse for alcohol, with Jesus being a really cool magician who turns water into wine and all lol...

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There's actually a scientist who believes that the human race was started from a pig mating with an ape and those pig genes being diluted through the generations. Eating pork could be considered cannibalism.
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If eating pork (nom nom nom) get's me a ticket to a fiery hell then so be it i'll be able to cook my bacon quicker.
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don't feed OP troll.
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If you add up all the dumbass rules religtards have come up with over the years literally nobody that has ever lived or is alive today would actually qualify for this heaven BS.
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"For, behold, the Lord will come with fire ... and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many. They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves ... eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord." Isaiah 66:15-17.
 Quoting: Photine


Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

And, No! it needs to be formatted exactly like that so that the speed of the bile is tangible.
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Does Bacon count ?
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Bacon is pork. : )
 Quoting: Photine


Not all bacon is pork! They do have turkey, beef and even lamb bacon.
Achduke
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Does Bacon count ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73702834


Bacon is pork. : )
 Quoting: Photine


Not all bacon is pork! They do have turkey, beef and even lamb bacon.
 Quoting: Achduke7


They all taste like shite!

Eat the pig!
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton





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