New WH Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci Stepping On Donald Trump’s Dick!

Brand new White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci went on the TV Sunday and capped off “Made In America” week by saying he had an anonymous source telling him that maybe Russia hadn’t really hacked the 2016 presidential election, then moments later revealed that his source was the most American American in America, Donald J. Trump himself. So there you go: Don’t trust anonymous sources, because they could be deranged pathological liars. Guess we won’t have to worry that the departure of Sean Spicer will result in a surrealism deficit in the Trump administration.

Scaramucci pulled his little stunt on CNN’s “State of the Union” Sunday after host Jake Tapper asked him whether the “president” intends to sign a new compromise bill imposing new sanctions on Russia for interfering in last year’s election. Now why would Scaramucci want to go and answer a specific question like that? Besides, he said, he happens to have an anonymous source high in the government who told him you can’t really trust the intelligence community’s consistent assessment that Russia was behind the election hacks and disinformation campaigns. And Scaramucci protected that source’s anonymity for at least 33 seconds:

Starting with "somebody told me yesterday, I won't tell you who".

Then he says "how about it was the President, Jake?
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HOW ABOUT IT WAS THE PRESIDENT JAKE! CASE CLOSED! So who are you going to believe, Jake Tapper? Your “unanimous” opinion from the U.S. intelligence agencies, or the semi-anonymous word of the president of the United States, who is actually the boss of them?

Tapper: President Trump is contradicting it, and you’re siding with President Trump?

Scaramucci: Well, I didn’t say that I was siding with President Trump; he hasn’t made the decision yet to sign that bill one way or the other, so when he makes that decision, I will 100 percent side with him, because I’m his communications director and I’m his advocate on a show like this.


Don’t you go calling Anthony Scaramucci a mindless lickspittle who automatically takes the president’s side about the Russian hacking — if it was Russia, which it might not have been, says the president, and Scaramucci agrees. But until Donald Trump decides what to do with the sanctions bill, Scaramucci won’t know whether he’ll be a suck-up toady in favor of signing it or against signing it, so don’t you go saying he’s siding with the president, which of course he will, because that’s his job.

Say what you will about Anthony Scaramucci, at least he’s… Actually, just say what you will about Anthony Scaramucci.

Wow, what a clusterfuck....