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I am a big bad trucker, who can fight, and I own every Truckstop I go to. My size, my experience, and my toughness.

 
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
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Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
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:youreafag:
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Do you want to fight a Doo doo)
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Re: I am a big bad trucker, who can fight, and I own every Truckstop I go to. My size, my experience, and my toughness.
here's a different take on your thread, OP: The traits you mentioned are all admirable traits, in a WWF kinda way, your story is a fantacy, yes. Bit it's based on truth.


It seems you are putting yourself in an actors frame of mind, as if preparing for a part. But here's the thing, you don't have to pretend to be it: you can actually be it.

Thank God, there is an actual job, besides Iron Worker, which you can actually do, to become the man you admire in others. Every Trucker has a past and every sinner has a future.

May I suggest going to trucking school, and actually becoming a trucker?

Becoming a trucker will give you a real appreciation for those characteristics you admire.

Respect for others, generosity, giving the right of way, friendliness, self reliance, self protection, dependability, masculinity, humility, confidence.

It's not easy. But you'll learn the priceless lesson of self actualization. And that's the American Way.

Thank God for Trucks, and the beauty of blue collar work.

Of course its also possible you are simply a burly trucker like me with a rambunctious imagination.
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I see you haven't met Big Johnny Riggs. He'll snap you like a twig.
The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined!
Right or wrong, it makes me LOL!
The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting!
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05/03/2018 06:16 AM
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Quick kick to the balls would make short work of you.
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


I talked to him at the truckstop last week. His CB handle is Large Marge.
Told me that he just started driving last month. This is him....or her, hell IDK:
U GAY 4 HAIRY BEAR TRUCKERS
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Ban this HOMO-EROTIC thread!
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05/03/2018 06:32 AM
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Ban this HOMO-EROTIC thread!
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Why? Does it make you feel all funny and tingly downstairs?
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
73 IQ.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Fixed it for you.
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I know you.
I remember you used to hang around
the showers at the Pilot.
Catch any fish?
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Re: I am a big bad trucker, who can fight, and I own every Truckstop I go to. My size, my experience, and my toughness.
Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
73 IQ.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Fixed it for you.
 Quoting: simplegreen


Feeling generous today huh?
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BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
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I would roll up in my Prius and make you my bitch!!!
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Pure fag, maybe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75093405


Totally!

Makes a domination post about men for men with what looks like a dating profile lol.
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Re: I am a big bad trucker, who can fight, and I own every Truckstop I go to. My size, my experience, and my toughness.
Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


awesome. YOur basically a fag still in the closet.

and dont say you aint.


no real man spanks another grown man without having homosexual tendencies.




fag.
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Great, video record it and put it on the internet, the truth will quickly come to light.

If you are what you say you are then the UFC will sign you up very quickly and you will experience the attention this thread clearly desires.
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I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


While sitting on your fat ass in an automatic transmission, air conditioned cab hauling boxes for Amazon for 12 hours a day at $1.20 per mile... Yeh, a real man.
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Strange, you would think sitting on your ass all day driving a truck, eating questionable food, and planning your day around pee stops would compromise that.

Good story though.
"Everybody lies."
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Until some pull a gun on you.
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Until some pull a gun on you.
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Don't worry mate, this is his dating profile lol.
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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Big Jay Masters is a trucker, and he will wreck you. Cus we're freaks, not cookie cutters.
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Any one, who must announce their their "greatness," has a very low self-esteem.


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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


NC-ud0ntsay

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Cause people to respect me. I can have any chair I desire at the truckstop.
People buy me food, because of my intimidating presence. I have my own rig. My rig looks intimidating. I am too big, too bad, too mean.
I would totally dominate any mma fighter. Too heavy and powerful. Can't armbar a 24 inch arm. I'm too big and powerful. I will squash all mma fighters. I picked up a grown 6,0 tall man, and spanked him. Total humiliation. I spanked a gangster looking thug, then I cut off his dreads, and flushed them down the Doo doo.

My Profile.
6,5 305 lbs
Bench press 540lbs
Squat 700lbs
8 inch long beard.
24 inch arms
20% bodyfat
Pure Man.
 Quoting: Big Bad Bernard (Hicksson) 75292089


Pure fag, maybe.
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:mikethis2:
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Oh no, this queer is back with his stupid gifs
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But the women say you have a teenie weenie
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and here i was confused by the fact that truckers drove trucks.....
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Wow you are cool. I think the grossest part I read was the 8 inch beard. LOL
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Then you mess with an occultist and find out you have cancer or some other health problem, be careful, OP.





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