Going to Jamaica for 2 weeks. Any weird voodoo shit I need to worry about?

What do you mean selling? Is sex trafficking happen there?

If you like living, do NOT leave the resort compound without a escort from the resort. You are a walking, talking target and meal ticket to the locals, including the cops.

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You are naieve. Definately hire bodyguard. All those Islands are now dangerous.

Correct. I see you have been around the block.

Jamaica was the worst vacation I’ve ever been too I would never go back and I love weed reggae and I support BLM but shit I’ve never been offered so much cocaine

On every continent and lots of really seeedy blocks!!

enjoy it , and say hello to mary jane for us.

Say hi to Kamalas fam. Tell them their daughter needs to come home right now! Jamaica needs their cackler back home.

It is everywhere, just be smart.

No, just the boot leg counter fit booze in the mini fridge in your hotel room, don't drink it and always watch the bar tender when they poor you a drink. Many stories of tourists getting robbed after they pass out from spiked drinks.

Yes there can be some dangerous individuals there. I’ve been to Jamaica 3X. Be careful about people who offer to show you their weed farm, I got shaken down for a lot of cash so they would let us leave their jungle farm, and don’t take photos of them or their plants unless you ask! They get upset! Go with a trusted guide from your resort

i heard that they filmed the movie blue lagoon down there , it is prolly one of the better kept secrets , i dont want to start a stampede , so keep this between u and me . cool ?

Antigua. St. Lucia is third world but Antigua is clean and almost modern. China gas pumped a lot of money into this Island and it shows. The Island is fucking beautiful.

Antigua. St. Lucia is third world but Antigua is clean and almost modern. China gas pumped a lot of money into this Island and it shows. The Island is fucking beautiful.

It’s a great place overall. It’s shocking once you leave the beach resort towns and enter the mountains and jungle and see the big difference of the rich and poor. Beautiful island and some most are great people and RASTAS are cool.

Bring bottled water.

The voodoo in Jamaican water will have on the toilet for weeks if you drink it.



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Only go wear tourism is available. Some people in Jamaica don't like tourists. Don't go to any type of witch doctor in Jamaica either. Beware there's Santeria witchcraft in Jamaica.

Real Zombies?

Salt. Zombies can't cross salt on the floor. I got this on good authority from a Haitian.

How quaint.

Are you sure it wasn't 'The Creature From The Black Lagoon'?

You ain't in Haiti bro, don't sweat it. Get BBQ at Howie's HQ.

Have you been there recently know it all douche?

Just don’t mention Kamala !

Say you know nothing about her!

Get pictures of Kamala's families former plantation.

Look for Mrs. Browns bakery, if its still around, you'll thank me later!

Look up where Kamala Harris father lives

He is Jamaican

Get the scoop on the family

Watch out for the black ppl

Just watch out for AIDS and you'll be fine.