1 star for poor effort.

OP should have given at least a dozen updates.

'Storm is really picking up now, streets are flooded.'

'Winds just blew one of our windows out. New carpet is ruined!'

'Things are really getting ugly. The house is literally flooding. I'm starting to worry.'

'Why didn't I evacuate? I feel like such a fool! I'm terrified, cold and soaking wet!'

'This may be my last post. Barely able to keep self above rising flood waters. :glug glug glug: This could be the end. Please pray fo.....'

THEN don't post for a day or so.