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I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2017 08:26 PM
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I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
It was my turn to perform, and I wanted to dedicate a song to my lovely big girl Ashley.
I speak Spanish, and I wanted to mix a few Spanish words into the lyricz.,
I explained that to the large crowd. They all said "aaaaw"(as in that's so sweet of you).
I open singing the words, "Ashley Bhatta, you're my Bhatta, like I never ever ever seen before, oh you're my Bhatta , OOOH you're my BHATTA, like I never ever ever seen before".

I hear the crowd erupt, thinking they are cheering loud for me, so I close my eyes, and try to bring it up a notch by hitting high notes. Singing " OOOOH YOURE MY BHATTA, LIKE I NEVER EVER EVER SEEN BEFORE".
That is when the host tapped my on the shoulder, and told me to hand over the microphone. That's when I realized they were boo's and not cheers.
Ashley was missing from her seat. So I stepped off stage, and people were throwing straws and crumpled napkins at me.
I couldn't find Ashley anywhere, so I left the club, andi called her cell. She told me I ruined her night, and I embarrassed her.
She broke up with me the next day.
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08/28/2017 08:28 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Whatever to that bullshit
At Least you got on the stage
That is brave and real
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08/28/2017 08:29 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
good
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08/28/2017 08:29 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
ROFLMAO
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08/28/2017 08:32 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Did she take your Egg McMuffin with her ?

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08/28/2017 08:33 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
It's our experiences that shape who we are. Pick it up and keep going, you're living life.
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08/28/2017 08:34 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Did she take your Egg McMuffin with her ?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72042782


Naw but that was our favorite meal after knockin boots.
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08/28/2017 08:36 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
don't worry, power of the pussy means she'll been choking a new man by tomorrow
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08/28/2017 08:43 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
what do you mean you lost your big girl? you into fat chicks?
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08/28/2017 08:44 PM
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You have one somewhere else. She was probably a man anyway
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/28/2017 08:46 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
what do you mean you lost your big girl? you into fat chicks?
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Damn righ Chico!
My anaconda don't want none unless they got buns hun.
Life long big girl lover. Now I need to find a new one before my Bday in October.
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08/28/2017 08:57 PM

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what do you mean you lost your big girl? you into fat chicks?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75427499


Damn righ Chico!
My anaconda don't want none unless they got buns hun.
Life long big girl lover. Now I need to find a new one before my Bday in October.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21141820


Troll some buffets in America, I'm sure you'll find what you seek...
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
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08/28/2017 09:06 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
A-W-A-L-T!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/29/2017 08:42 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
I miss my Bhatta
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08/29/2017 09:32 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
One things for sure, she didn't walk home


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08/29/2017 09:44 PM
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I miss my Bhatta
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21141820


Gay Canadian
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08/29/2017 09:54 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
fill your car with c4 and make them pay
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08/29/2017 10:01 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
You should prove your love by jumping off of a bridge.
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Fucking obnoxious cretin.
What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of?
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08/29/2017 11:08 PM
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Any advice on how I get my BHATTA back?
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08/29/2017 11:12 PM
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08/29/2017 11:24 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Go sing this song next night
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2017 03:14 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Trying this song:

Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2017 03:39 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
I don't get why some people can actually fool themselves into thinking they can sing karaoke.

OP actually sounds like a troll job. No way you can think you are killin' it with crowd support only to 'open your eyes' and realize that you really sucked the joint up.
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08/30/2017 03:42 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Am i the only one who doesn't know what bhatta is?
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08/30/2017 03:45 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Am i the only one who doesn't know what bhatta is?
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No, just the only one who can't use Google.
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08/30/2017 03:49 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
It's not over till the fat lady sings.
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08/30/2017 03:53 AM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
It was my turn to perform, and I wanted to dedicate a song to my lovely big girl Ashley.
I speak Spanish, and I wanted to mix a few Spanish words into the lyricz.,
I explained that to the large crowd. They all said "aaaaw"(as in that's so sweet of you).
I open singing the words, "Ashley Bhatta, you're my Bhatta, like I never ever ever seen before, oh you're my Bhatta , OOOH you're my BHATTA, like I never ever ever seen before".

I hear the crowd erupt, thinking they are cheering loud for me, so I close my eyes, and try to bring it up a notch by hitting high notes. Singing " OOOOH YOURE MY BHATTA, LIKE I NEVER EVER EVER SEEN BEFORE".
That is when the host tapped my on the shoulder, and told me to hand over the microphone. That's when I realized they were boo's and not cheers.
Ashley was missing from her seat. So I stepped off stage, and people were throwing straws and crumpled napkins at me.
I couldn't find Ashley anywhere, so I left the club, andi called her cell. She told me I ruined her night, and I embarrassed her.
She broke up with me the next day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21141820


optard
Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them
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08/30/2017 05:34 PM
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Re: I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club.
Holmes - It is okay. Just go to the local Hometown Buffet and put on your A game and you can get another "Big Girl" he might even have less cavities and root canal's than the last one. Things are looking up!!!

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