I lost my big girl after I tried to sing for her at a karaoke club. | |
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M*walk
Low Earth Orbit User ID: 9652994 United States 08/28/2017 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn righ Chico! My anaconda don't want none unless they got buns hun. Life long big girl lover. Now I need to find a new one before my Bday in October. Troll some buffets in America, I'm sure you'll find what you seek... “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” |
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Denizen Jong-un
User ID: 75101014 United States 08/29/2017 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You should prove your love by jumping off of a bridge. Welcome to the Deplorable States of TRUMP. Papers please? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blab gobble doodle blurb! Fucking obnoxious cretin. What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71611133 United States 08/30/2017 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't get why some people can actually fool themselves into thinking they can sing karaoke. OP actually sounds like a troll job. No way you can think you are killin' it with crowd support only to 'open your eyes' and realize that you really sucked the joint up. |
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Cartel™
User ID: 75445823 Canada 08/30/2017 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was my turn to perform, and I wanted to dedicate a song to my lovely big girl Ashley. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21141820 I speak Spanish, and I wanted to mix a few Spanish words into the lyricz., I explained that to the large crowd. They all said "aaaaw"(as in that's so sweet of you). I open singing the words, "Ashley Bhatta, you're my Bhatta, like I never ever ever seen before, oh you're my Bhatta , OOOH you're my BHATTA, like I never ever ever seen before". I hear the crowd erupt, thinking they are cheering loud for me, so I close my eyes, and try to bring it up a notch by hitting high notes. Singing " OOOOH YOURE MY BHATTA, LIKE I NEVER EVER EVER SEEN BEFORE". That is when the host tapped my on the shoulder, and told me to hand over the microphone. That's when I realized they were boo's and not cheers. Ashley was missing from her seat. So I stepped off stage, and people were throwing straws and crumpled napkins at me. I couldn't find Ashley anywhere, so I left the club, andi called her cell. She told me I ruined her night, and I embarrassed her. She broke up with me the next day. Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them :candp2: |
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