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How To Get To Heaven When You Die

 
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If you want a drink of water you get it from a well,
If you want to go to Heaven you raise little Hell.
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HAS BIBLE'S ARK OF COVENANT BEEN FOUND?
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Hahahahaha
So I kill 40 people and rape 20 women and all I have to do is say those words? Sweet deal

Fucking moron

Jesus is the cadusious .the Christ.
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Believe and thank The Boss.
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Hahahahaha
So I kill 40 people and rape 20 women and all I have to do is say those words? Sweet deal

Fucking moron

Jesus is the cadusious .the Christ.
A mushroom
An experience.not an actual person.
 Quoting: nocty


Do you think you fool God?

Do YOU think YOU are smarter than the Creator of the universe and everything in it

by whose permission alone your heart keeps beating in your chest

and you can breathe in again?
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Hahahahaha

 Quoting: nocty

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Hahahahaha
So I kill 40 people and rape 20 women and all I have to do is say those words? Sweet deal

Fucking moron

Jesus is the cadusious .the Christ.
A mushroom
An experience.not an actual person.
 Quoting: nocty


Do you think you fool God?

Do YOU think YOU are smarter than the Creator of the universe and everything in it

by whose permission alone your heart keeps beating in your chest

and you can breathe in again?
 Quoting: shoeshy


I don't think
I read and research and then I think
All these scriptures were written in languages you have no clue about.On top of that you are dealing with play in words writing.Code writing if you will.it's like looking at the Enigma machine and saying yes today will be sunny that's all they said...Must be fucking sunny then.
go educate yourself first.Eat Jesus like it's written.if you take everything literally then do this as well literally.
Fucking lazy people.Expect to go to heaven by mumbling some words.Boy are you in for a surprise.
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What about the people of sentinel island?they never knew him nor could they give a f*** about him and whoever tries to bring it to the island finishes like the other guy finished the other day. So you're saying they're all going to hell now?
Including familys in the a amazon who live away from civilization and hunt guinea pigs? You are nothing but a monkey
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Hahahahaha
So I kill 40 people and rape 20 women and all I have to do is say those words? Sweet deal

Fucking moron

Jesus is the cadusious .the Christ.
A mushroom
An experience.not an actual person.
 Quoting: nocty


Do you think you fool God?

Do YOU think YOU are smarter than the Creator of the universe and everything in it

by whose permission alone your heart keeps beating in your chest

and you can breathe in again?
 Quoting: shoeshy


Good points
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I don't think
I read and research and then I think
All these scriptures were written in languages you have no clue about.On top of that you are dealing with play in words writing.Code writing if you will.it's like looking at the Enigma machine and saying yes today will be sunny that's all they said...Must be fucking sunny then.
go educate yourself first.Eat Jesus like it's written.if you take everything literally then do this as well literally.
F#&king lazy people.Expect to go to heaven by mumbling some words.Boy are you in for a surprise.
 Quoting: nocty


The Scriptures were written in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic. I can study the original languages any time I want with Lexicons, ect. It instantly gives the definition of any word in the Bible in that language. I take the Bible literally because that's how it's supposed to be taken unless specified. Please stop swearing. It's not mumbling words I believe I specified that in the post.
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Very good post
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I don't think
I read and research and then I think
All these scriptures were written in languages you have no clue about.On top of that you are dealing with play in words writing.Code writing if you will.it's like looking at the Enigma machine and saying yes today will be sunny that's all they said...Must be fucking sunny then.
go educate yourself first.Eat Jesus like it's written.if you take everything literally then do this as well literally.
F#&king lazy people.Expect to go to heaven by mumbling some words.Boy are you in for a surprise.
 Quoting: nocty


The Scriptures were written in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic. I can study the original languages any time I want with Lexicons, ect. It instantly gives the definition of any word in the Bible in that language. I take the Bible literally because that's how it's supposed to be taken unless specified. Please stop swearing. It's not mumbling words I believe I specified that in the post.
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So have you eaten Jesus literally as it's written?
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God put me here
It could of just kept me in heaven
So fuck God
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What do you mean?
 Quoting: Paddington


I didn't choose to come here
God could of just kept me in heaven
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Yes you did!!! You just don’t remember.
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I don't think
I read and research and then I think
All these scriptures were written in languages you have no clue about.On top of that you are dealing with play in words writing.Code writing if you will.it's like looking at the Enigma machine and saying yes today will be sunny that's all they said...Must be fucking sunny then.
go educate yourself first.Eat Jesus like it's written.if you take everything literally then do this as well literally.
F#&king lazy people.Expect to go to heaven by mumbling some words.Boy are you in for a surprise.
 Quoting: nocty


The Scriptures were written in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic. I can study the original languages any time I want with Lexicons, ect. It instantly gives the definition of any word in the Bible in that language. I take the Bible literally because that's how it's supposed to be taken unless specified. Please stop swearing. It's not mumbling words I believe I specified that in the post.
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So have you eaten Jesus literally as it's written?
 Quoting: nocty


No because Jesus specified that those words were Spiritual, not Physical:

Joh 6:63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
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I don't think
I read and research and then I think
All these scriptures were written in languages you have no clue about.On top of that you are dealing with play in words writing.Code writing if you will.it's like looking at the Enigma machine and saying yes today will be sunny that's all they said...Must be fucking sunny then.
go educate yourself first.Eat Jesus like it's written.if you take everything literally then do this as well literally.
F#&king lazy people.Expect to go to heaven by mumbling some words.Boy are you in for a surprise.
 Quoting: nocty


The Scriptures were written in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic. I can study the original languages any time I want with Lexicons, ect. It instantly gives the definition of any word in the Bible in that language. I take the Bible literally because that's how it's supposed to be taken unless specified. Please stop swearing. It's not mumbling words I believe I specified that in the post.
 Quoting: Paddington



So have you eaten Jesus literally as it's written?
 Quoting: nocty


No because Jesus specified that those words were Spiritual, not Physical:

Joh 6:63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
 Quoting: Paddington
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Yes that spiritual part I'm affraid you missed completely.If you think that this is all there is then you will never understand "Jesus" unless you eat him.
Can't be more clear then that.It is spirit food after all
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And I don't know if u knew but mushrooms do speak to you and another name for them is the golden teacher.Its spirit words.As long as you remain where you are in that state you will never experience what it is to be truly alive.
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What about the billions who never even heard of the name "Jesus Christ"? Dumbass...
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And I don't know if u knew but mushrooms do speak to you and another name for them is the golden teacher.Its spirit words.As long as you remain where you are in that state you will never experience what it is to be truly alive.
 Quoting: nocty

I like mushrooms, last year i had crazy trip on them. I realized how shitty my life is. It was craziest experience in my life, because i ate lots of them, raw and dry. It opened my mind and i was super paranoid at one point and i started to pray to God and Jesus and He gave me comfort. I tried meditation, yoga and many things, but praying is connecting me with God. and most of all you need 2 have real Gods love. Im still working on it and i love everyone, i wish everyone to meet God. I know there is heaven and i know you need to earn your "ticket".

“Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.”

Most of us are seeking kingdom of this world.
God bless everyone, i hope i see you all in heaven and i hope i earn my "ticket".
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What about the people of sentinel island?they never knew him nor could they give a f*** about him and whoever tries to bring it to the island finishes like the other guy finished the other day. So you're saying they're all going to hell now?
Including familys in the a amazon who live away from civilization and hunt guinea pigs? You are nothing but a monkey
See -Do
 Quoting: nocty

I think most people dont realize who God is, including me, because im just His creation

Genesis 1:26

"Then God said, Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth."

God is not religious and He is wise
Psalm 18:30
30 As for God, his way is perfect: The LORD’s word is flawlesGoat Loverelds all who take refuge in him.)

If you read bible without being "religious freak" you can find answers. Most of "christians" dont know what they are talking about, they are following agenda and teaching of their fathers. I know that God works His way with people in amazon and people who never read bible before. Most people think that God is limited. But He didnt just made this planet, He is Creator of universe. And we are the ones, who are limited.

1 Corinthians 13:13 — And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Psalm 23:6 — Only goodness and faithful love will pursue me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord as long as I live.

Do all your work in love. (1 Corinthians 16:14)

The command that Christ has given us is this: whoever loves God must love others also. (1 John 4:21)

Above everything, love one another earnestly, because love covers over many sins. (1 Peter 4:8)

Be always humble, gentle, and patient. Show your love by being tolerant with one another. (Ephesians 4:2)

Love one another warmly as Christians, and be eager to show respect for one another. (Romans 12:10)

I love you just as the Father loves me; remain in my love. (John 15:9)

1 Corinthians 13
If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. 3 If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.


And i hope you find you answer here.

Romans 1

"For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—His eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.
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And I don't know if u knew but mushrooms do speak to you and another name for them is the golden teacher.Its spirit words.As long as you remain where you are in that state you will never experience what it is to be truly alive.
 Quoting: nocty


Uh...yeah whatever.
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And I don't know if u knew but mushrooms do speak to you and another name for them is the golden teacher.Its spirit words.As long as you remain where you are in that state you will never experience what it is to be truly alive.
 Quoting: nocty

I like mushrooms, last year i had crazy trip on them. I realized how shitty my life is. It was craziest experience in my life, because i ate lots of them, raw and dry. It opened my mind and i was super paranoid at one point and i started to pray to God and Jesus and He gave me comfort. I tried meditation, yoga and many things, but praying is connecting me with God. and most of all you need 2 have real Gods love. Im still working on it and i love everyone, i wish everyone to meet God. I know there is heaven and i know you need to earn your "ticket".

“Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.”

Most of us are seeking kingdom of this world.
God bless everyone, i hope i see you all in heaven and i hope i earn my "ticket".
 Quoting: Cyclist13


I don't think God wants you taking hallucinogenic drugs. They open you up to demonic attack. If you want to seek God, read the Bible and pray to Him. He will show up without drugs.





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