Welcome to the Neighborhood motherfuckers!

Brief, why are you so insensitive? Mr. Nextdoorneighbor was probably in the throws of a wild night with Mrs.nextdoorneighbor and you ruined the moment for both of them. You should go to you quiet space, contemplate your actions, and begin the long journey of self examination and how to regain your neighbors friendship. Then after the quiet time, go to Mr.nextdoorneighbor and humbly express your sorrowfulness in a uplifting and positive manner which will show him that you are very contrite for your obnoxious behavior.

Maybe take a can of Alpo along as a token of your caring for the dog. Plus a coupon for a dog grooming would probably go a long way in reestablishing cordial relations between you and your neighbor.

After that, you should pick up the dog dropping from their yard for a month and properly dispose of the droppings in your own trash receptacle. Maybe even video yourself doing it and posting it to youtube so your neighbors can show their friends that you are truly contrite.

Send a few bucks to the ASPCA with a note to your neighbors of your gift.

Then and only then would you have good relations with your neighbors.



Naw, next time drive your 4x4 pickup with glass packs right up next to their house and stomp on the gas, then crank up the Lynard Skynard on the stereo. Makes for a wonderful wake up moment at 4:30am. Don't forget to honk the horn!

PS....I hate yapping dogs at anytime of the day.

That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...

That shit may fly where you're from but if you ever show up to my door with a shotgun you better use it because if you don't I'm going to take it from you and beat your fucking ass with it.

You need some meds

Sorry for my late reply. I had to take apart my tactical AR15, cause I went next door to shoot my neighbor's turtle, cause it was eating all my grass and was running around like crazy all the time, making them turtle noises, you know, like "Wuhuhiaarp". Anyway, as you might have guessed, my bullets bounced off his shell, that was made of weapons grade titanium. So I went inside, got my RPG, ran outside, and I observed the turtle running away. It took a while for me to catch up to it, so I was in shooting range. I fired, my grenade hit the turtle, it went flying through the air making that characteristic "wuhuhiaarp" sound, only a bit more high pitched because of the doppler effect.
But what was the question again?

Well no wonder you are so crabby. Shitty little old dim monitor.

Is that a CRT?

Maybe you should live outside the city. 20 acres will give a buffer that screens out all disturbing neighbors.

And then your pinned your own thread

That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...

Will a 6.9 Diesel dually work?

Why are you messing with the neighbors' kids?

I had to wake those idiots up! How can you sleep through a barking dog? Why have a guard dog if you sleep through his barking?!?!

Either you're full of shit. Or, your white trash. You live in a trailer park?

By the way, did you also use that 12" to run out the last afro american from the trailerpark?

I used to feed the pitbull chained to my neighbors tree, valium and peanut butter sandwhiches. The poor thing got a rest & so did I. One night, I banged on her window until it broke. Drove immediately to the atm and sure as shit the cops were there. I handed aunt jamima $200. And the cops didn't arrest me cause uncle sambo came and fixed her window for notin and she made $200. At one point, she put a shock collar on it so every time it barked it got shocked. That didn't stop it either. Eventually she was hospitalized and dog removed. Takes time.

Yes everything changes with time.
Eventually somebody dies and the problem ends.

That's a bit extreme and probably illegal...

- Just saying

I will...damn right I need meds...don't fuck with the crazy fucking neighbor!

your going to die a real painful death buddy

Why are you messing with the neighbors' kids?

Yeah, but you didn't. Therefor I would have taken that gun away from you and split your skull with it. I just saw your picture and you're a little bitty guy so taking it away wouldn't be a problem.

Next time you should grow a sack and confront your neighbors without a gun..

That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...

He is not, he is fucking the kids mother,

Hamburger meat and antifreeze works wonders at 4:30am. Plus if you throw it on the other side of their property, they won't even know you threw it. Gotta keep your baseball skillz else they go away.