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Welcome to the Neighborhood motherfuckers!

 
BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:14 AM

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That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...
 Quoting: BRIEF


"Whiney angry pussy" is all that comes to mind. Carry on.

And to add racist hunt to the list is like a cherry on top.

You are disgusting and no one wants to be your fucking neighbor anyway. I can guarantee that.
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They are free to move.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:16 AM

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LOL nice try karma
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Big Daddy D
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09/26/2017 10:17 AM

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Why are you messing with the neighbors' kids?
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He is not, he is fucking the kids mother,
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No, but I fucked her older sister.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Was she hawt?
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BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:17 AM

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Why are you messing with the neighbors' kids?
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He is not, he is fucking the kids mother,
 Quoting: 11:11 75571400


No, but I fucked her older sister.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Was she hawt?
 Quoting: Big Daddy D


OMG yes, 5'9 thin, pretty as a doll.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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09/26/2017 10:23 AM
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Must have been picked on as a kid. Big man syndrome. Sounds like you have anger issues.
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I have disturbing my peace and quiet issues.
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:youdontsay:
BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:25 AM

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Must have been picked on as a kid. Big man syndrome. Sounds like you have anger issues.
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I have disturbing my peace and quiet issues.
 Quoting: BRIEF


youdontsay
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Yeah, call it PTSD and I flip my shit when I am attacked by uninvited loud mother fucking noises!!
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Big Daddy D
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He is not, he is fucking the kids mother,
 Quoting: 11:11 75571400


No, but I fucked her older sister.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Was she hawt?
 Quoting: Big Daddy D


OMG yes, 5'9 thin, pretty as a doll.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pics or didn't happen. ;)
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Wookiee666

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09/26/2017 10:27 AM
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Wow -- how many consecutive days of barking led you to that?!
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One hour is too much.
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then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
of all evil.
BRIEF  (OP)

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No, but I fucked her older sister.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Was she hawt?
 Quoting: Big Daddy D


OMG yes, 5'9 thin, pretty as a doll.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Pics or didn't happen. ;)
 Quoting: Big Daddy D


No, she's married now, that wouldn't be appropriate...I feel sorry for the dude she tricked into marrying her though. He's in his 60's and she's 30
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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09/26/2017 10:28 AM
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Re: Welcome to the Neighborhood motherfuckers!
That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...
 Quoting: BRIEF


"Whiney angry pussy" is all that comes to mind. Carry on.

And to add racist hunt to the list is like a cherry on top.

You are disgusting and no one wants to be your fucking neighbor anyway. I can guarantee that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60629260


Another "animals first" snowflake.
Warning: JustSomeGuy_42 is a publicly confessed unvaxxed neophiliac .

If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
of all evil.
BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:29 AM

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Wow -- how many consecutive days of barking led you to that?!
 Quoting: Fret Wiz


One hour is too much.
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I was woken, I laid there deciding what to do...got up and got dressed...all that time bark bark bark bark bark bark bark, so I grabbed the shotgun and went looking for the reason...if someone was there, they took off yet the dog continues bark bark bark bark
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:31 AM

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He barked at his shadow, he barked at his asshole, he barked at me when I commanded him to shut up!
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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09/26/2017 10:34 AM
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That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...
 Quoting: BRIEF


And this is why I live in the country with acres between me and my closest neighbors.

You so crazy Brief.
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09/26/2017 10:36 AM
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Just what were you planning to do with your 12 gauge? Commit murder?

You're trespassing on someone's property, banging on the door, carrying a weapon, at 4:30 AM. The homeowner had every right to shoot you right through the door. Case closed. Police would have laughed.
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09/26/2017 10:37 AM
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He barked at his shadow, he barked at his asshole, he barked at me when I commanded him to shut up!
 Quoting: BRIEF

My neighbors dogs bark at lightbulbs and they do leave their boogie man lights on all night.
BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:38 AM

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That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...
 Quoting: BRIEF


And this is why I live in the country with acres between me and my closest neighbors.

You so crazy Brief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70178516


The world is crazy, not me...it's perfectly sane to want quiet at 4 in the morning when most people are asleep...it is INSANE to not be affected by a dog that barks nonstop. Why have a guard-dog when you don't check out what he barks at or one you can't hear ?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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09/26/2017 10:44 AM
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Just what were you planning to do with your 12 gauge? Commit murder?

You're trespassing on someone's property, banging on the door, carrying a weapon, at 4:30 AM. The homeowner had every right to shoot you right through the door. Case closed. Police would have laughed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75564182


Do that and see what the law thinks.
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09/26/2017 10:47 AM
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BRIEF  (OP)

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09/26/2017 10:47 AM

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Just what were you planning to do with your 12 gauge? Commit murder?

You're trespassing on someone's property, banging on the door, carrying a weapon, at 4:30 AM. The homeowner had every right to shoot you right through the door. Case closed. Police would have laughed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75564182


Do that and see what the law thinks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73387421


Laws don't concern me...they are trying to get their kids back and take 5 drug tests a week. I know they have no weapons, and my weapon wasn't for them...I was checking out our neighborhood, and it's legal.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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09/26/2017 10:50 AM
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That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief you and I don't normally see eye to eye but I'm with you on this. My neighborhood is QUIET. I mean super quiet.

A damned constantly barking dog next door would piss me straight the fuck off. I'm a dog fan, but that barking all night is some BS.

cheers
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09/26/2017 10:53 AM
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Just what were you planning to do with your 12 gauge? Commit murder?

You're trespassing on someone's property, banging on the door, carrying a weapon, at 4:30 AM. The homeowner had every right to shoot you right through the door. Case closed. Police would have laughed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75564182


Do that and see what the law thinks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73387421


Here's "what the law thinks":

The castle doctrine, is a legal doctrine that designates a person's abode or any legally occupied place – e.g., a vehicle or home – as a place in which that person has protections and immunities permitting one, in certain circumstances, to use force (up to and including deadly force) to defend oneself against an intruder, free from legal prosecution for the consequences of the force used.
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09/26/2017 10:55 AM
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Translation:
"My neighbor's dog woke me up this morning with his barking. I got really mad, but never got out of my bed because...well, just because."

bsflag
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A coming off the Oxycontin type of rage is what I thought.
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09/26/2017 10:58 AM
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smoke a bowl


buy some earplugs
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09/26/2017 11:00 AM
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Damn, dude. Call the police. If you showed up at my door slinging a 12 gauge you wouldn't be posting about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75564182


And you would be either dead or in jail.

Real smart ehh?

Do you often shoot first then ask question later?
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I do at 4:30 am when facing an enraged lunatic with a tactical shotgun banging on my door. Flank him on the side, take a shot if he moves his barrel toward me. Risk of death is very high.
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09/26/2017 11:00 AM
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Yea, good story bro.
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I had to do the same thing but it was a floodlight shining in my bedroom from a new neighbor...they turned it of when I asked.

Turned out to be great neighbors ...ex military like me.

No streetlights in my area and only a hand full of people on my street.

At night you can see the stars and the milky way.

This is the Mojave!
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