Welcome to the Neighborhood motherfuckers!

the dog wants attention. shitty owners.

I could do with a neighbour like Brief to lol

LOL no, if that were the case I'd destroy the thread. I can erase it.

I just had this problem with my neighbors little dog. Everytime they'd leave that dog would bark non stop, drove me insane. I finally went over there & told them train your dog to shut up or were having issues. Haven't heard little dog all week...

For the record, you know who you are, I like the taste of soap...it's just lard and lye

ONLY BREIF,.......

My neighbor has an smart-phone based security system...

It notified him one night of a break-in, so he raced home to find some crack-head breaking into his house.

Using his shot-gun he ordered the puke to stand-down.

The Crack-Head took-off running, and he fired a shot-gun round into the air.

(You can't shoot someone in the back where I live)

He then ran over to a car parked near his property and there was another crack-head trying to start the car and leave.

He smashed the window, and dragged the Crack-Head out by the hair.

Held the Crack-Head down with a boot-to-the-neck until the Cops arrived. (It takes 30 to 40 minutes here in a rural part of the county)

He was totally prepared for this incident due to his house being robbed about 4 times in 5 years.
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Can't shoot someone in the back? Why? If that's the law then people would rob banks with their backs facing forward!

"In other news", a quiet neighborhood was turned into a shooting range by a noisy dog.

Damn noisy dogs!

So, did the dog shut up?

LOL, then your little ass will be in prison, without your shotgun, LOL, then we will see what kind of man you are not. LOL

You fugged up. Now when you kill it with rat poison, they'll know who did it.

i dont believe this post.

I have never failed a mission!

LOL...one time i had two roosters that would perch on my back porch that would start crowing at 3 or 4 in the morning. I went out with the shotgun and blew both of 'em away but i forgot i had buckshot instead of birdshot and ended up putting holes in my new siding...oh well it was worth it for a good nites sleep.

I can see where this is going, so I'm going to do a preemptive nuclear strike while you are sleeping. I win. Game over.

Good idea if I wanted to kill it.

Damn right...I had to fight a rooster every day of my childhood for a couple years, just to get the hen's eggs.

Fuck roosters! They are assholes.

Oh geeze...here too?

just choking your chicken

This guy backed down when I confronted him at kings island a few summers ago. He told me to meet up with him and I waited by the racer rollercoaster. He rolled up with a few of his ugly kids and I told him lets go and he acted like he was sorry for his online bullying and even admitted to me he was an online troll and real life coward. LOL what a joke EAT BRICK BRIEF

My neighbor has two dogs, and for years I put up with the barking. They never barked after 11pm, but they would start at 7:30 am. Then it went on every hour of the day for years.

I knocked on the door only one time during the day, and their 17 year old daughter told me they had no control over the dogs' barking.

Last year, thank goodness that two families across the road called the police when the barking was non-stop while they waited at the school bus stop with their kids. Apparently the police warned the dog owner with a fine, or perhaps a threat, to take their dogs. Now it isn't half as bad as what it used to be!

Now I'm having a problem with their cat, who I always though was an indoor cat. Well, now it isn't. I blew up at the owner (neighbor) two days ago about the cat. He said to me, "Well, if you didn't feed the cat, she wouldn't be in your yard."

I was like...



I never ever fed that cat. The guy is such a jerk! And he's the one I felt sorry for in 2007. I gave him $600.00 when he said he needed it for his mortgage. Now I regret it and wish he lost the house!

Around 2008, I saw two puppies in his yard. He bragged that he got a bargain and bought both for $400! So he couldn't afford $600.00 for his mortgage, but bought two dogs. I have never once seen them walk those dogs. They are just confined to the yard.

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Which side of the fence are you on?

Like you said idk how some of these idiots can live with the noise. Especially when it's a little shit rat dog. We had one 2 streets away and they would leave it outside till 1am yapping away non stop! We found the house and left a letter saying if they do it once more we will call the cops until the dog gets taken away. Didn't hear the little POS for two years, now it's starting again.

What a load of shit!


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