Welcome to the Neighborhood motherfuckers!

My neighbor has two dogs, and for years I put up with the barking. They never barked after 11pm, but they would start at 7:30 am. Then it went on every hour of the day for years.

I knocked on the door only one time during the day, and their 17 year old daughter told me they had no control over the dogs' barking.

Last year, thank goodness that two families across the road called the police when the barking was non-stop while they waited at the school bus stop with their kids. Apparently the police warned the dog owner with a fine, or perhaps a threat, to take their dogs. Now it isn't half as bad as what it used to be!

Now I'm having a problem with their cat, who I always though was an indoor cat. Well, now it isn't. I blew up at the owner (neighbor) two days ago about the cat. He said to me, "Well, if you didn't feed the cat, she wouldn't be in your yard."

I was like...



I never ever fed that cat. The guy is such a jerk! And he's the one I felt sorry for in 2007. I gave him $600.00 when he said he needed it for his mortgage. Now I regret it and wish he lost the house!

Around 2008, I saw two puppies in his yard. He bragged that he got a bargain and bought both for $400! So he couldn't afford $600.00 for his mortgage, but bought two dogs. I have never once seen them walk those dogs. They are just confined to the yard.

I have never failed a mission!

Brief was high on meth and in the middle of a home invasion when a kitten began mewing for some milk so he put on his billy biker bad ass gloves and crushed it, although he prefers the colloquial squish terminology.

Let this be a lesson to all of us,

Your kitten will be smitten in briefs mittens,

If it meows for milk from cows too loud. Meow meow squish.

That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...

You got lucky Come to my house on our first night like that with a shotgun..... Well lets say we wouldn't be talking to you today not to bright are you, but at least you have luck.

Adda boy!!!!!! Youre the shit brief!

These people who hate you are just little bitches. Cant handle da truf!

Yes we should all look up to internet tuff guys.So thcary

I never said i look up to him. I have had many conversations with breif over the years. Hes not the devil you ACs try to make him

Your a fuckin idiot.

What a load of shit!


hahahahaha

My neighbor has two dogs, and for years I put up with the barking. They never barked after 11pm, but they would start at 7:30 am. Then it went on every hour of the day for years.

I knocked on the door only one time during the day, and their 17 year old daughter told me they had no control over the dogs' barking.

Last year, thank goodness that two families across the road called the police when the barking was non-stop while they waited at the school bus stop with their kids. Apparently the police warned the dog owner with a fine, or perhaps a threat, to take their dogs. Now it isn't half as bad as what it used to be!

Now I'm having a problem with their cat, who I always though was an indoor cat. Well, now it isn't. I blew up at the owner (neighbor) two days ago about the cat. He said to me, "Well, if you didn't feed the cat, she wouldn't be in your yard."

I was like...



I never ever fed that cat. The guy is such a jerk! And he's the one I felt sorry for in 2007. I gave him $600.00 when he said he needed it for his mortgage. Now I regret it and wish he lost the house!

Around 2008, I saw two puppies in his yard. He bragged that he got a bargain and bought both for $400! So he couldn't afford $600.00 for his mortgage, but bought two dogs. I have never once seen them walk those dogs. They are just confined to the yard.

Dude don't lie you even let me have my way with your woman over by the vortex restrooms. You admit to hearing voices from a neighbors dog like you're the son of sam LOL what a GRADE A LOSER!

Jeez! Did he pay you back at least? What a nice neighbor you are.

That's the greeting I gave the neighbors at 4:30 this morning with my tactical 12 ga on my shoulder as I beat on their door until they answered.

Then when the whole neighborhood was outside, I told them to shut their mother fucking dog up.

Now I'm burning adrenaline with nothing to kill...

No. I always thought you never lend money, you give it. I did tell him that he could pay me in return like washing and waxing my car at least once a year. (That's what he does for a living.) He never ever offered. I reminded him nicely once and he ignored me. What really pisses me off is that he has a large tree in his yard that drops its leaves in my picket fenced-in area. LOTS of leaves! He cleans the leaves up in his yard and never even offered to clean inside my fence. I'm his parent's age, so he's a young man....He's such a loser.

A few months ago I finally told a neighbor about it. The neighbor said he loaned him $1500 last year and never got a dollar back yet.

Never help poor people.
They're poor for a reason.
Usually the reason is that they are stupid, lazy, dishonest assholes.

I can see where this is going, so I'm going to do a preemptive nuclear strike while you are sleeping. I win. Game over.

Is that the Canuck word for a man with balls? Because otherwise you sound like a big pussy that would just listen to the dog bark because he's afraid of confrontation.

:topgun5:

Can't you redneck pussies do anything without a gun?

Adjusting a carburetor requires a screwdriver, a tool. Adjusting attitudes requires a gun, another tool.

Yes...very wise words! Never again would I give him a penny! I'm waiting for him to ask again.

You're a kiddie fiddler too, tell them that.

Why would I lie?

You'll admit to your other crimes, but not this one.

Pussy.

Play ignorant, I'm not and neither is God.


You're doomed pedo.

Can't you redneck pussies do anything without a gun?