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holy carp i just caught a carp!

 
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holy carp i just caught a carp!
im not a fisherman but maybe a fisheress?

Woop! giant goldfish was about 5-6 pounds


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The only Carp is the Crap outta ya mouth
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wtf i just pulled a foxtail out of my beadspread, foxtails are the DEVIL!!!!!!
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
actually, 68724585, i use my hands to post here, more like 8 of my fingers

what is the sound of 8 hooves?

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i actually did catch one dumbass bluegill and a carp! dad caught 4 bluegill and one de-eyed itself in the process .\

stupid ass bluegill were corn-crazy!
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Blink

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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
actually, 68724585, i use my hands to post here, more like 8 of my fingers

what is the sound of 8 hooves?


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HELL YEAH I LOVE AMON AMARTH

BUT SERIOUSLY WHY KILL A GOLDFISH, I MEAN WTH DID IT DO TO YOU
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ok well i expected the thread to not last this long so ill just post muzac i wanna lisssssssssssen too

anyone have any quest ions? about the carp/carpfishing situation?

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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
actually, 68724585, i use my hands to post here, more like 8 of my fingers

what is the sound of 8 hooves?


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HELL YEAH I LOVE AMON AMARTH

BUT SERIOUSLY WHY KILL A GOLDFISH, I MEAN WTH DID IT DO TO YOU
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hey man we dont kill them we catch and release, just say "hi, i caught you" then they go back into the water
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
actually, 68724585, i use my hands to post here, more like 8 of my fingers

what is the sound of 8 hooves?


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HELL YEAH I LOVE AMON AMARTH

BUT SERIOUSLY WHY KILL A GOLDFISH, I MEAN WTH DID IT DO TO YOU
 Quoting: Blink


hey man we dont kill them we catch and release, just say "hi, i caught you" then they go back into the water
 Quoting: celling glue to headphones 72369318


OH OKAY. I REALIZED AFTER I POSTED THAT I EAT FISH SO I'M A HYPOCRITE. OH WELL
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hi, you caught me. c.a.r.p.
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
speaking of amon amarth, i love this song about swimming in the cold endless gap.....



my dot is blue suddenly
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
actually, 68724585, i use my hands to post here, more like 8 of my fingers

what is the sound of 8 hooves?


 Quoting: celling headphones with glue 72369318


HELL YEAH I LOVE AMON AMARTH

BUT SERIOUSLY WHY KILL A GOLDFISH, I MEAN WTH DID IT DO TO YOU
 Quoting: Blink


hey man we dont kill them we catch and release, just say "hi, i caught you" then they go back into the water
 Quoting: celling glue to headphones 72369318


OH OKAY. I REALIZED AFTER I POSTED THAT I EAT FISH SO I'M A HYPOCRITE. OH WELL
 Quoting: Blink


its o koi
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hi, you caught me. c.a.r.p.
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argentina i am acronym challenged

please explain
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mouse..
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
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i just, having alot of telepathic communications....

funny how lying isnt possible on those channels

makes the liars all that much more visible

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Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
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Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
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Holy Fricken Redneck chuckle

Aside from his crooked rotton teeth, I sort of like it.
"Do the Shit out of what you Love"
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
 Quoting: celling headphones to carp 72369318


What were ya useing?..

Chumming mentioned hee hee..

shark

Good way to spend the day..

mouse..
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
im kinda experiencing some pain and all that bullshit still, feminine bullshit where you kinda worry you might die because its a miracle the house isnt covered in blood

sorry to be so crude but its a real problem, and its not pleasant to be a fertile female, cleanliness-wise its another ninja challenge and well i wish i could sleep it off


but at least i caught a fish and looked it in the eye as its master

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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
I thought you were being serious! I was going to share some tactics!!

use dough balls! carp love doughballs! them suckers can get 20 lbs+ and can actually give you a good fight once you got one hooked. But don't eat 'em! their not very tasty! lol! but if you really got to try one, 'member to take out the mud vein. \\

Good luck!
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Holy Fricken Redneck chuckle

Aside from his crooked rotton teeth, I sort of like it.
 Quoting: ChrisVet


who?
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
 Quoting: celling headphones to carp 72369318


What were ya useing?..

Chumming mentioned hee hee..

shark

Good way to spend the day..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


well we used the cheapest crn possible at first, then switched to custom dough since the bluegill stripped the corn off our hooks within 5 mins of casting

we were only there like 1.5 hours

time is different here
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
 Quoting: celling headphones to carp 72369318


What were ya useing?..

Chumming mentioned hee hee..

shark

Good way to spend the day..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321



man! speaking of "mouse"!? I've got a mouse problem. I thought it was a single mouse. so i used a regular mouse trap and caught him. i hate killin' things but that mouse was munching through my chip bags! lol anyways, I kill it and find out there's another mouse. so i reset the trap and kill another one. so i'm thinking, "finally! now i can leave my chip bags out around..." but guess what??? another mouse! so i trap him in a garbage bag and close it up real tight and take him out to the garbage can, heheh! didn't have to kill that one. so now i'm thinking everything is cool....but guess what?

yeah, i'm still not done.
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
I thought you were being serious! I was going to share some tactics!!

use dough balls! carp love doughballs! them suckers can get 20 lbs+ and can actually give you a good fight once you got one hooked. But don't eat 'em! their not very tasty! lol! but if you really got to try one, 'member to take out the mud vein. \\

Good luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74630877


i am serious, wtf???? yea i hooked it on a doughball man

fuck take a fucking chill pill this is real carp fishing
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Don't kill him! Catch and release!
mouse..
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
 Quoting: celling headphones to carp 72369318


What were ya useing?..

Chumming mentioned hee hee..

shark

Good way to spend the day..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321



man! speaking of "mouse"!? I've got a mouse problem. I thought it was a single mouse. so i used a regular mouse trap and caught him. i hate killin' things but that mouse was munching through my chip bags! lol anyways, I kill it and find out there's another mouse. so i reset the trap and kill another one. so i'm thinking, "finally! now i can leave my chip bags out around..." but guess what??? another mouse! so i trap him in a garbage bag and close it up real tight and take him out to the garbage can, heheh! didn't have to kill that one. so now i'm thinking everything is cool....but guess what?

yeah, i'm still not done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74630877

At least its not rats..

mice dont get along with rats..

Rats will chew through the wall to eat its children..

Use peanut butter..

mouse..
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Re: holy carp i just caught a carp!
Congradulations on your fishin trip..

Zzzzzzing..

Always fun..

Its the time of the season to get em..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321


Yay mouse is here hugs yea it is a fun way for a mermaid like me to spend the setting of the sun hf
 Quoting: celling headphones to carp 72369318


What were ya useing?..

Chumming mentioned hee hee..

shark

Good way to spend the day..

mouse..
 Quoting: mouse.. 75152321



man! speaking of "mouse"!? I've got a mouse problem. I thought it was a single mouse. so i used a regular mouse trap and caught him. i hate killin' things but that mouse was munching through my chip bags! lol anyways, I kill it and find out there's another mouse. so i reset the trap and kill another one. so i'm thinking, "finally! now i can leave my chip bags out around..." but guess what??? another mouse! so i trap him in a garbage bag and close it up real tight and take him out to the garbage can, heheh! didn't have to kill that one. so now i'm thinking everything is cool....but guess what?

yeah, i'm still not done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74630877


time to get a cat
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Don't kill him! Catch and release!
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i did, we did, all fish caught are safely back with their schools
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ok im getting sleepy

i got that card from my younger cousin but ill call her tomorrow

want another song then fuck the dot im going to dreamworld






GLP