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No Pre-Tribulation Rapture Morons

 
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When the last trumpet sounds you morons.

Can you idiots count?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

The last Trumpet is the 7th trumpet.

Revelation 11:19

Eternal security, pre-trib rapture, Jesus died spiritually is all lies
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Then why does it bother you so much?
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The funniest thing to me about the rapture lovers is the fact that you need to lose your bodies in the process.

Even Jesus died before he was resurrected.

chuckle
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They want to escape the doom.
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I would have to argue with you on that. There are plenty of Pre-Tribulation Rapture Morons.
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
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Back to the Book, study a little bit more, you'll find it in the OT and the NT.
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
 Quoting: Texan


And you are?
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
 Quoting: Texan


And you are?
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Thanks for being worried for me but there is no cause.

I know I am saved because Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died to purchase my salvation. That is a historical fact. That is the saving work of Christ.

My salvation does not hinge on my emotions. I have an official record. I have the Word of God: "These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God: that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:13)

I also know I am saved because of the internal witness of the Spirit:

"It is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one (1 John 5:6-8)."

The external Word of Scripture assures me that I am saved:

"He that believeth not God hath made Him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of His Son. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in His Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God, that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:10-13)."

Your concern should be for yourself.

God bless

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Last Edited by Texan on 10/07/2017 09:08 PM
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What Trumpet is Trump?
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
 Quoting: Texan


And you are?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75657827


Thanks for being worried for me but there is no cause.

I know I am saved because Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died to purchase my salvation. That is a historical fact. That is the saving work of Christ.

My salvation does not hinge on my emotions. I have an official record. I have the Word of God: "These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God: that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:13)

I also know I am saved because of the internal witness of the Spirit:

"It is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one (1 John 5:6-8)."

The external Word of Scripture assures me that I am saved:

"He that believeth not God hath made Him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of His Son. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in His Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God, that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:10-13)."

Your concern should be for yourself.

God bless

More info here

[link to www.lwf.org]
 Quoting: Texan


Oh, I see.
Jesus died to purchase your salvation, but not mine.
I though you were going to be raptured because every thread I see you in you tell people they aren't going so I assumed you were extra-special.
Turns out I was right.
(This is where you say that you'll pray for my soul)

I guess another pre-requisite for being raptured is how many Thread Reports you do?
BTW
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Being Raptured just means dying and going to heaven, people do that every day. A rapture with many people going suddenly at the same time means some huge catastrophe or disaster has happened in which many died. All those souls rising up to heaven is the rapture. A momentous event yes, but not something to wish for or long for.
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“Woe unto you that desire the day of the LORD! to what end is it for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light."
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The funniest thing to me about the rapture lovers is the fact that you need to lose your bodies in the process.

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How do you figure?
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
 Quoting: Texan


And you are?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75657827


Thanks for being worried for me but there is no cause.

I know I am saved because Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died to purchase my salvation. That is a historical fact. That is the saving work of Christ.

My salvation does not hinge on my emotions. I have an official record. I have the Word of God: "These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God: that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:13)

I also know I am saved because of the internal witness of the Spirit:

"It is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one (1 John 5:6-8)."

The external Word of Scripture assures me that I am saved:

"He that believeth not God hath made Him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of His Son. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in His Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God, that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:10-13)."

Your concern should be for yourself.

God bless

More info here

[link to www.lwf.org]
 Quoting: Texan

Well done.
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Oh, I see.
Jesus died to purchase your salvation, but not mine.
I though you were going to be raptured because every thread I see you in you tell people they aren't going so I assumed you were extra-special.
Turns out I was right.
(This is where you say that you'll pray for my soul)

I guess another pre-requisite for being raptured is how many Thread Reports you do?
BTW
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75657827


Would Jesus Rapture Rapture-haters?
Would Rapture-haters want to be Raptured to Jesus if it proved to be True?
hmm
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Rapture-hater,
Should Jesus Rapture you too
despite yourself?
Or do you refuse?
hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26999207

Rapture-hater,
Why would Jesus Rapture you anyway?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26999207
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Being Raptured just means dying and going to heaven, people do that every day. A rapture with many people going suddenly at the same time means some huge catastrophe or disaster has happened in which many died.
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Most certainly not.
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“Woe unto you that desire the day of the LORD! to what end is it for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light."
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Hoping to be rescued by Jesus at the Rapture is to saved from the wrath and darkness of "the Day of the Lord" and the Tribulation.
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“Woe unto you that desire the day of the LORD! to what end is it for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34851405

Hoping to be rescued by Jesus at the Rapture is to be saved from the wrath and darkness of "the Day of the Lord" and the Tribulation.
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Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed—
in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet.
For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.
So when this corruptible has put on incorruption, and this mortal has put on immortality,
then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written:
"Death is swallowed up in victory. O Death, where is your sting? O Hades, where is your victory?"
The sting of death is sin, and the strength of sin is the law.
But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Therefore, my beloved brethren, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord,
knowing that your labor is not in vain in the Lord.

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OP is a genius!
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I, I keep forgetting that my parents house has a walnut tree fuckyou
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And a hazelnut one? F just why
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And a hazelnut one? F just why
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How's the Muslims in the Netherlands workin for ya?
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Don't worry about the rapture, you're not going...
 Quoting: Texan


And you are?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75657827


Thanks for being worried for me but there is no cause.

I know I am saved because Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died to purchase my salvation. That is a historical fact. That is the saving work of Christ.

My salvation does not hinge on my emotions. I have an official record. I have the Word of God: "These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God: that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:13)

I also know I am saved because of the internal witness of the Spirit:

"It is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one (1 John 5:6-8)."

The external Word of Scripture assures me that I am saved:

"He that believeth not God hath made Him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of His Son. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in His Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God, that ye may know that ye have eternal life" (1 John 5:10-13)."

Your concern should be for yourself.

God bless

More info here

[link to www.lwf.org]
 Quoting: Texan

bump
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iamwith

F hell why it's even unimportant
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And a hazelnut one? F just why
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How's the Muslims in the Netherlands workin for ya?
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I'm stronger then yur ooh xenophobia ooh I think iv that tooy
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Wauw iv that. Oooh
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