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I don't understand grown men who ride Harleys. Noisy pieces of shit!

 
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Old,fat,tattoed slobs with gray ponytails ride Piss Hogs........
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I have no problem with the Idea of a motorcycle. I've owned many rice rockets.
But I do have a problem when they start the fuckingg thing at 4:30 AM in the neighborhood on a Wed morning to go to work and then rev the engine all the way through the neighborhood.
I also don't like when you in traffic and there's one idiot on his Harley with his overweight wife on the back and hes decided to go 35 MPH ALL OF A SUDDEN, and now everyone is stuck downshifting and breaking cause this guy wants to be a dick and take his sweet ass time, cause you know, he's got a Harley.
Ive pulled right up to a couple and spoke at them. Funny enough, they NEVER do anything. Some attempt to say something but I cut them off and scream over them and Say I can't hear you, your stupid bike is too loud.
IVe never once had one of these clowns ever attempt to threaten me or get off their bike and do something. Wave me in to a parking lot. Never.
They just sit there like self serving dicks and then ride away, gunning the engine to make a lot of noise and showing what a prick they really are.

It's called an inferiority complex on public display.
Also referred to as a midlife crisis.
Or small penis syndrome.
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Old,fat,tattoed slobs with gray ponytails ride Piss Hogs........
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Fuck yeah. Cheers!

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They are everywhere. Obnoxiously loud, rude and think that they own the roads.

A Harley Davidson sounds like a continuous loop of a nasty queef. The butt holes that ride them think they are "bad ass". Ignorant man children who have not gotten a clue. Fuck those noisy piles of garbage!
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Im not a biker but I like these guys and I like you being offended!!



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I have no problem with the Idea of a motorcycle. I've owned many rice rockets.
But I do have a problem when they start the fuckingg thing at 4:30 AM in the neighborhood on a Wed morning to go to work and then rev the engine all the way through the neighborhood.
I also don't like when you in traffic and there's one idiot on his Harley with his overweight wife on the back and hes decided to go 35 MPH ALL OF A SUDDEN, and now everyone is stuck downshifting and breaking cause this guy wants to be a dick and take his sweet ass time, cause you know, he's got a Harley.
Ive pulled right up to a couple and spoke at them. Funny enough, they NEVER do anything. Some attempt to say something but I cut them off and scream over them and Say I can't hear you, your stupid bike is too loud.
IVe never once had one of these clowns ever attempt to threaten me or get off their bike and do something. Wave me in to a parking lot. Never.
They just sit there like self serving dicks and then ride away, gunning the engine to make a lot of noise and showing what a prick they really are.

It's called an inferiority complex on public display.
Also referred to as a midlife crisis.
Or small penis syndrome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110094



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Old,fat,tattoed slobs with gray ponytails ride Piss Hogs........
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You forgot to mention, twice the man you will ever hope to be. My father would have made you piss yer pants in fear, nancy boy.
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Ever noticed that the "look at me" Harley clowns can't ride unless they're in full costume? Harley shirt, Harley vest, Harley boots, Harley etc. Yeah, we get it... you're riding a Harley.
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I can't stand the stupid cunts literally staring at and typing on their smart phones while driving. Not only is it unsafe, it is illegal in many states.

These fucking women need to get off Fakebook and re-establish a real life.
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Talking about OP ???
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Loud pipes saves lives

Terrifying beasts. Balls of steel.
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Bullshit.

More than half of motorcycle accidents are SINGLE vehicle accidents, meaning they wrecked all by them selves.

25% are when the motorcycle is AT FAULT.

15% are Motorcycle on motorcycle accidents, with the remaining percent left up to cars/trucks hitting bikes.


Loud pipes don't do anything, except inflate male ego.
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Linky or stinky!
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Made in japan assembled in usa. I want a fucking honda shadow
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I can't stand the stupid cunts literally staring at and typing on their smart phones while driving. Not only is it unsafe, it is illegal in many states.

These fucking women need to get off Fakebook and re-establish a real life.
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Talking about OP ???
 Quoting: Jumpin Jack


OP has gone to buy another box of tampons. He'll probably be back later.
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Young people can't afford them.
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only thing good is SOMETHING WILD!
remember that movie?
Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I was just admiring your bike.
Police officer: Oh, do you like motorcycles?
Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: No, I just like big things between my legs.
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Yeah let me drive around on a bike getting hit in the face by bugs and losing my hearing cause the pipes are so damn loud. Bunch of fucking retards.
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its what it is......look at me.
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Young people can't afford them.
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No. It's no-job-man-bun-wearing-liberal Millennials can't afford one. My redneck son, the welder, always seems to be able to afford a new one. Go figure...

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Young people can't afford them.
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No. It's no-job-man-bun-wearing-liberal Millennials can't afford one. My redneck son, the welder, always seems to be able to afford a new one. Go figure...

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Well, my husband is 29 and has had one for about 3 years. Most I know can't afford one.
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LOL @ this thread.

Think I'll pull the baffles out of my pipes today so my Road Glide is even louder.
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The only glide you will be pulling out is the astro glide.
Refer back to south park if you are confused.
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You're just mad you can't afford a $28,000 Harley. Even if you could you're probably too much of a pussy to ride it.
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My Dad has a few of them. He is 58. I grew up around people who rode Harleys.
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They are everywhere. Obnoxiously loud, rude and think that they own the roads.

A Harley Davidson sounds like a continuous loop of a nasty queef. The butt holes that ride them think they are "bad ass". Ignorant man children who have not gotten a clue. Fuck those noisy piles of garbage!
 Quoting: SyrinxSnow


I think you will see a lot less of this in the future.
Kind of like Legions and VFWs its a dying hobby club.
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They are everywhere. Obnoxiously loud, rude and think that they own the roads.

A Harley Davidson sounds like a continuous loop of a nasty queef. The butt holes that ride them think they are "bad ass". Ignorant man children who have not gotten a clue. Fuck those noisy piles of garbage!
 Quoting: SyrinxSnow


I think you will see a lot less of this in the future.
Kind of like Legions and VFWs its a dying hobby club.
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That's because young men are all growing uteruses.

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This thread screams "tolerant" liberal broke ass punk who is experiencing life through a smart phone in mommy's basement.

For the record I don't own a Harley. I own a custom street legal drag bike I built myself from the ground up and ride with numerous Harley and other riders. (Victory, Triumph, Indian and a few on Hondas, Yamahas and Suzukis too)

The stereotype you wimps perceive is what's laughable, but I know it makes you feel better, so have it.

And let the pussification of America continue, full speed ahead.
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Hardley riders are the worst.
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I never have rode a motorcycle but if some older guy want to cruise around on a Harley when it's nice out, it's better than hearing rap music from a cheap subwoofer.
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Hardley riders are the worst.
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You spelled it wrong, but how are they "the worst"?
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Hardley riders are the worst.
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Fuck yeah. Cheers!
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I never have rode a motorcycle but if some older guy want to cruise around on a Harley when it's nice out, it's better than hearing rap music from a cheap subwoofer.
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I never have rode a motorcycle but if some older guy want to cruise around on a Harley when it's nice out, it's better than hearing rap music from a cheap subwoofer.
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Funny, since I grew up around them, I don't even notice it as being loud.
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I can't stand the stupid cunts literally staring at and typing on their smart phones while driving. Not only is it unsafe, it is illegal in many states.

These fucking women need to get off Fakebook and re-establish a real life.
 Quoting: Georgia_dawg


Talking about OP ???
 Quoting: Jumpin Jack


OP has gone to buy another box of tampons. He'll probably be back later.
 Quoting: last one


Last One - you are older though right.
It seems like a mid life hobby - its like a lot of guys I knew it was that dream - and you need spare money for it, admit it you do.

When I deployed in 99, the entire shop I was in (Air Craft Engine) - all those guys, I mean every single one of them bought a Harley when we got home - used the per diem money they saved eating peanut butter sandwiches and told the old lady to go stuff it this is MY WAR money and they bought bikes.

ALL of them by the end of that summer had an accident, from very minor to more severe - and in almost ALL cases it was NOT their fault. A couple had animal interactions - or were hit by inexperienced drivers.

Now a days I think you have to live in areas where you can get out and open it up to enjoy them. Every freak on their phone -

It seems like a dying hobby to ride with clubs on weekends like you post about.

But I will admit i now live in a region of the country where most "spare money" is spent on boats. Ocean going boats too. Every other yard in my community has a boat on a trailer in the back yard. Only a couple of bikes around.





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