Breaking!!! Press Conference at ESO HQ Announcing: First Light from Gravitational Wave Source

Thread: Physicists Will Be Announcing An "UNPRECEDENTED DISCOVERY" On Monday

Thread: ESO to announce unprecedented discovery! NIBIRU?

I know! I know... the source is quirky and populist but he does go into pretty good detail about the ESO Press Conference including the news embargo ESO is demanding from the media.

Realted???

I can't wait to see what completely made up things they come up with, backed up by "math" of course. I'm sure it's very important their Fake discovery.

"The Big Bang was actually a White Hole, so we solved the creation of the Universe! We rock! You fucks will believe anything as long as we use big words and complicated math! Give us money! We need billions!"

Well, the curious part is they are demanding an information embargo from the media...

Well I hope they announce Niburu. That would be a hoot. It wont be real, Operation Blue Beam plus tech to shake things up. It will be interesting at least.

But I'm sure it's some boring made up shit in any case, so my hopes are low.

dark matter

Why should the media sit on any information they have?
The media is in it for the advertising dollar and that always goes to the one who gets the story first.

Donald and Putin have had confidential agreement. Putin promised not to tell anything about it while Trump will expose the secret when he gets elected.
Thread: Breaking: If Trump loses election, Putin plans on revealing the secret about aliens Nibiru

Thread: Putin invited Nibiru to a secret meeting
:putinright:

Related???


Half the universe’s missing matter has just been finally found

The missing links between galaxies have finally been found. This is the first detection of the roughly half of the normal matter in our universe – protons, neutrons and electrons – unaccounted for by previous observations of stars, galaxies and other bright objects in space.

You have probably heard about the hunt for dark matter, a mysterious substance thought to permeate the universe, the effects of which we can see through its gravitational pull. But our models of the universe also say there should be about twice as much ordinary matter out there, compared with what we have observed so far.

Two separate teams found the missing matter – made of particles called baryons rather than dark matter – linking galaxies together through filaments of hot, diffuse gas.

[link to www.newscientist.com (secure)]

Did you know?

The European Southern Observatory (ESO) is the pre-eminent intergovernmental science and technology organisation in astronomy. It carries out an ambitious programme focused on the design, construction and operation of powerful ground-based observing facilities for astronomy to enable important scientific discoveries. ESO also plays a leading role in promoting and organising cooperation in astronomical research.

ESO operates three unique world-class observing sites in the Atacama Desert region of Chile: La Silla, Paranal and Chajnantor. ESO's first site is at La Silla, a 2400 m high mountain 600 km north of Santiago de Chile. It is equipped with several optical telescopes with mirror diameters of up to 3.6 metres. The 3.5-metre New Technology Telescope broke new ground for telescope engineering and design and was the first in the world to have a computer-controlled main mirror, a technology developed at ESO and now applied to most of the world's current large telescopes. The ESO 3.6-metre telescope is now home to the world's foremost extrasolar planet hunter: HARPS (High Accuracy Radial velocity Planet Searcher), a spectrograph with unrivalled precision.

[link to www.eso.org]

for updates

Infrared?


Visible and Infrared Survey Telescope for Astronomy

VISTA - the Visible and Infrared Survey Telescope for Astronomy, is part of ESO’s Paranal Observatory. VISTA works at near-infrared wavelengths and is the world’s largest survey telescope.

VISTA’s observing time is devoted to mapping the sky systematically and six huge public surveys are taking up the majority of the telescope’s first five years of operations. Some are studying small patches of sky for long periods to detect extremely faint objects and others are surveying the entire southern sky.

Science goals

Devoted to surveys. Variable stars, deep surveys, brown dwarfs, etc.

[link to www.eso.org (secure)]

They have White Dwarfs, Brown Dwarfs and NO Black Dwarfs...

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Is it Nibiru?

:rere23:

Why would you even think it would be something as silly as nibiru?

Hey AC, lay off the unwarranted epithets... clearly you failed to understand the spirit of the thread.

You must admit that with all the hype lately about the incoming death star this press release is somewhat tantalizing, no?

Cassiopeia. Right ascension.
One hour, 16 minutes, 12.
Select declination at 22 degrees
on an eight-by-four ratio.
Super grid R-3 at eight diagonal.
- Eight diagonal.
- Increase focal length to max.
- Hold. OK, Tony. Hard copy.
- Right.
Can I see the cell from June 1953?
June 1953...
Right here.
And... December 1928.
- Well, what would you say?
- I'd say I was dreaming.
- And the rate of acceleration?
- A couple of thousand parsecs, minimum!
- I'd say we're in for one hell of a bang.
- No. An alignment, not a collision.
Let's transfer to the simulator, see if
we can't get an accurate schedule predict.
Right.
Whenever you're ready...

From the Paranal Observatory? Must be a black hole...

African american hole, please.

Delonge claims ufos as his own..ESO tags Nubiru with an inferred song. How long will the lies go on?

I see what you did there

Probably gonna be lame...

Nibiru's wormhole opening up and causing gravity waves?