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I just turned 40. I am way too immature for this.

 
Only Me  (OP)
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I am not happy about turning 40 today.

I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40.

So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic?

Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $.

Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with.

ompony
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If your not happy maybe you should question your values

"Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right?"
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You must be unhappy with your own body. I'm sorry.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Happy birthday :) I just turned 41 in August. Its not so bad...I feel like Im 21 with a lot more wisdom. Dont underestimate how much you are actually accomplishing by surviving this world and just being a good person.
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I am not happy about turning 40 today.

I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40.

So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic?

Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $.

Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with.

:ompony:
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If your not happy maybe you should question your values

"Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right?"
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You must be unhappy with your own body. I'm sorry.
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Agreed.
Either their other half is out of shape, or they are.

My ass has always been my best physical asset and it hasnt changed with age. Its just gotten better :)
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Why are you not eating like a human being should eat? Fruits and vegetables. No wonder you are sick.


Have you seen a gorilla eat a pizza or a hamburger or even a steak?


Start juicing or blending and become a teenager again.

Ciao.
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Happy Birthday Only You!!!
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Birthday smiles
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Why are you not eating like a human being should eat? Fruits and vegetables. No wonder you are sick.


Have you seen a gorilla eat a pizza or a hamburger or even a steak?


Start juicing or blending and become a teenager again.

Ciao.
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best wishes from me too,i turned 40 as well this yearhf also not good health anymore...
>>>2022<<<
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Happy Birthday!

hf
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40 is the new 30! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday OM, hope you have a great day.


An ass of an 18y.o. sounds nice, but remember and return it when you're finished...



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Happy Birthday.
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I am not happy about turning 40 today.

I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40.

So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic?

Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $.

Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with.

ompony
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40 is tough, but 50 and 60 are tougher. Enjoy the fact that you're JUST 40.
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Happy Birthday OM, hope you have a great day.


An ass of an 18y.o. sounds nice, but remember and return it when you're finished...



goeonfff
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*snicker
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Why are you not eating like a human being should eat? Fruits and vegetables. No wonder you are sick.


Have you seen a gorilla eat a pizza or a hamburger or even a steak?


Start juicing or blending and become a teenager again.

Ciao.
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chandler-bacon
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Lol!

No actually do eat a lot of fruit and veggies. I have thought about juicing though :)
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Hell, I made it to 45 this past September 1st! After being in federal prison, Grateful Dead shows, long term opiate addiction, living in Nicaragua, and on and on, it is a wonder how I made it!
I think growing cannabis has kept me on some level field somehow. There is something therapeutic in the process of growing. I have a psychology degree, and I think cultivating cannabis can get one through depression, anger, hurt, fear, and all that life has to throw at us. It has been a tremendous benefit, not only monetarily but healthwise, physical and mental. I don't even live in a legal rec or medical state. It also is in line with my quasi-anarchist philosophy. By anarchy, I simply mean little to no government controlling our lives, not the MSM bullshit of running through the streets assulting and destroying everything in sight. Anarchy, as I envision it, would only work in a moral, educated society.

Oh....happy birthday and cheer up!
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hf
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Hey I got a bday pin!

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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Don't worry. The 40th birthday is one of the hardest to get over. But it will pass. It might take a year or two though for you to get settled.
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Testosterone shots.

If you take them, you will wonder why you didn't start at 30.
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Suicide IS an option!flipoff
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you first
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40 is not too bad. shit doesnt start breaking down until 45. you have time.

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40 is not too bad. shit doesnt start breaking down until 45. you have time.
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LOLwtf

I think you just cursed the guy.
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I am not happy about turning 40 today.

I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40.

So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic?

Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $.

Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with.

ompony
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Why do you need to be mature? I am 45, and I act far from it...most of the time. There's no reason that you need to "act your age".
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”

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Just remember.

When you celebrate your FIRST birthday, you are actually celebrating the COMPLETION of your first year on earth, not the beginning.

In other words, the day after your first birthday, your second year begins.

That means celebrating your 40th birthday is an acknowledgment of the COMPLETION of your 40th year on earth.

Congratulations! You are NOW in your 41st year on this planet.

Enjoy!

tounge

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If your not happy maybe you should question your values

"Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right?"
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unethical people never find happiness.
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I think who we really are emerges in our late teens, and that is always the real us, we just add on life experiences and our bodies age.

Just be awesome you, that's your job:)
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You guys are awesome! Thanks!

As for the health thing, it's just really a story for another day. I want to ignore it today, but maybe soon I'll make a thread to rattle off all my various ailments and ask for advice. Glpers are super smart with health stuff <3
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Happy bday. Sorry to hear about the health issues. One question though..the slot, how's the slot? Does is still get juicy when a guy has your attention?
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Happy Birthday, you are beginning the next chapter of the story, make it the best and neverending.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill

It takes two to speak the truth - one to speak and another to hear (listen).~Thoreau
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It's my daughter's birthday, also!

Have a good one!

:bdwishesmaga:

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