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(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 10/29/2017 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. If your not happy maybe you should question your values "Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right?" You must be unhappy with your own body. I'm sorry. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68631347 United States 10/29/2017 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. :ompony: If your not happy maybe you should question your values "Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right?" You must be unhappy with your own body. I'm sorry. Agreed. Either their other half is out of shape, or they are. My ass has always been my best physical asset and it hasnt changed with age. Its just gotten better :) |
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User ID: 75496099 United States 10/29/2017 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. 40 is tough, but 50 and 60 are tougher. Enjoy the fact that you're JUST 40. PJ |
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(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 10/29/2017 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday OM, hope you have a great day. Quoting: 4by2 An ass of an 18y.o. sounds nice, but remember and return it when you're finished... *snicker Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 10/29/2017 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why are you not eating like a human being should eat? Fruits and vegetables. No wonder you are sick. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72824378 Have you seen a gorilla eat a pizza or a hamburger or even a steak? Start juicing or blending and become a teenager again. Ciao. Lol! No actually do eat a lot of fruit and veggies. I have thought about juicing though :) Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75719319 Netherlands 10/29/2017 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hell, I made it to 45 this past September 1st! After being in federal prison, Grateful Dead shows, long term opiate addiction, living in Nicaragua, and on and on, it is a wonder how I made it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73430180 I think growing cannabis has kept me on some level field somehow. There is something therapeutic in the process of growing. I have a psychology degree, and I think cultivating cannabis can get one through depression, anger, hurt, fear, and all that life has to throw at us. It has been a tremendous benefit, not only monetarily but healthwise, physical and mental. I don't even live in a legal rec or medical state. It also is in line with my quasi-anarchist philosophy. By anarchy, I simply mean little to no government controlling our lives, not the MSM bullshit of running through the streets assulting and destroying everything in sight. Anarchy, as I envision it, would only work in a moral, educated society. Oh....happy birthday and cheer up! |
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(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 10/29/2017 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey I got a bday pin! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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User ID: 32082320 Canada 10/29/2017 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 40 is not too bad. shit doesnt start breaking down until 45. you have time. Last Edited by Anubis on 10/29/2017 01:34 PM |
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User ID: 70947504 United States 10/29/2017 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. Why do you need to be mature? I am 45, and I act far from it...most of the time. There's no reason that you need to "act your age". “Expectations are the root of all heartache” "I like all of the races, even the bad ones." |
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User ID: 72304389 United States 10/29/2017 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just remember. When you celebrate your FIRST birthday, you are actually celebrating the COMPLETION of your first year on earth, not the beginning. In other words, the day after your first birthday, your second year begins. That means celebrating your 40th birthday is an acknowledgment of the COMPLETION of your 40th year on earth. Congratulations! You are NOW in your 41st year on this planet. Enjoy! Last Edited by Vasily on 10/29/2017 01:45 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75761247 Canada 10/29/2017 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys are awesome! Thanks! Quoting: Only Me As for the health thing, it's just really a story for another day. I want to ignore it today, but maybe soon I'll make a thread to rattle off all my various ailments and ask for advice. Glpers are super smart with health stuff <3 Happy bday. Sorry to hear about the health issues. One question though..the slot, how's the slot? Does is still get juicy when a guy has your attention? |
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User ID: 37982953 United States 10/29/2017 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday, you are beginning the next chapter of the story, make it the best and neverending. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill It takes two to speak the truth - one to speak and another to hear (listen).~Thoreau |
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User ID: 74789295 United States 10/29/2017 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's my daughter's birthday, also! Have a good one! :bdwishesmaga: Last Edited by nutmeg on 10/29/2017 01:55 PM |