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I just turned 40. I am way too immature for this. | |
X1811
 User ID: 74892059  United States10/29/2017 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday from an immature, less than perfect, 45 year old! :0183: All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| BlessedBe thine Strawberries User ID: 75669457 United States10/29/2017 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're such a young baby, I'm 65 year old chap and let me tell you this darling, life is just beginning for you, you hear me. I have to get ready for dinner but let me wish you a blessed birthday on my behalf, and may you enjoy more years to come. |
| Don Peyote
User ID: 75759880 United States10/29/2017 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just turned 50 last week myself OP, report back in 10 years and tell us how ya feel then. If your true to the GLP encoded in your DNA you'll embrace it and let your inner shitlord fly! Happy Bday broski!  Reality leaves a lot to the imagination... John Lennon |
| mr jenzie
User ID: 75537240  United Kingdom10/29/2017 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70963980  Ukraine10/29/2017 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. :ompony: i just tell my brain that im 22 |
| 69 yr old looking for wife User ID: 69727859 United States10/29/2017 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75768565  South Africa10/29/2017 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 46 year old male here. Look n feel waaaaay younger. I still play in a rock band, have a better body than most 26 year olds and still think I'm 20. Have a gf 15 years my junior and just don't give a shit about the tired 'old' people. My mum is 79 and has the same attitude! Happy, happy Birthday to YOU! |
| Cactus31
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| Just Christina
User ID: 75040390 United States10/29/2017 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well Happy Birthday anyways kiddo  "We are locked in a battle. This is not a friendly, gentleman's discussion. It is a life and death conflict between the spiritual hosts of wickedness and those who claim the name of Jesus Christ." "The Saints are Sinners that keep on trying" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75355089 United States10/29/2017 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday!!! I am 15 years older than you (my birthday coming up in a couple of weeks, whooooo!), and I honestly think that my best years have been post-40. At this age, you are coming into your own. Own it! I wish you the best! Enjoy your birthday week! |
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| Beetlepumprr
User ID: 75762481 United States10/29/2017 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We all don't get what we want, just look at Brooke Shields, She wanted to be a Princess. When there is nothing better than GLP, well we will leave that for another day. HB!!! When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. I'm just a product of insufficient modality. Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! |
| OldWhiteGuy
User ID: 56380478 United States10/29/2017 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy birthday! I hope you have had some children. A nice ass is ok, but no one will remember your ass in 20 years.... When it's all said and done, and we leave this rock behind, the only thing that matters is children. Last Edited by OldWhiteGuy on 10/29/2017 02:23 PM Get over it or die mad. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75153335 United States10/29/2017 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75153335 United States10/29/2017 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy birthday! I hope you have had some children. A nice ass is ok, but no one will remember your ass in 20 years.... When it's all said and done, and we leave this rock behind, the only thing that matters is children. Quoting: OldWhiteGuy ^ Wisdom ^ Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75756572 Brazil10/29/2017 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6168474 United Kingdom10/29/2017 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The best advice I could give you is do not give up trying to be successful. The list of people who only became successful after the age of 40 is a long one . Get yourself a therapist/life coach if you can afford it as they will help you smash through any obstacles, perceived or real and help you reach your goal. I can't recommend this enough. Look at Donald Trump, bankrupt numerous times and now look at him. |
| Epic Beard Guy
User ID: 69561889 United States10/29/2017 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy birthday! Remember, everyone has to grow old, but you don't have to grow up. I'm 63 and still a kid at heart. I refuse to grow up. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74752921 United States10/29/2017 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. :ompony: Happy birthday. I appreciate your authenticity. :birthdaycake: |
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| Jumpin Jack
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| Epic Beard Guy
User ID: 69561889 United States10/29/2017 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with.  Pics or it didn't happen!  Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
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