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 User ID: 72410774  United States10/29/2017 08:28 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry be happy....... I'm certain you can find plenty of things to smile about. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Ominous regressions One Truth... many realities |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46374142 United States10/29/2017 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16613808 United States10/29/2017 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You choose to be "more mature" somethings may advance such an attitude but just be YOU. A 10-year-old could seem like a 40-year-old and a 40-year-old could seem like a 10-year-old. Do you really want to be "fill in some angry old "mature" person"? "The ghetto took my brain and yeah I want it back!" |
| BamaGirl73
User ID: 50048856 United States10/29/2017 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday!! I can relate to you regarding the health issues and not being where we wanted to be at this age. (I'm 44) Praying for you and hey, 40 is the new 20, right? So we still have time to take on the world!  I believe in God, guns and Old Glory. If that offends you, I won't say I'm sorry. "My home's in Alabama...Southern born and Southern bred." If you put a candy wrapper on poison and give it to the sheep, they will eat it with a smile on their faces. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 54684549 United States10/29/2017 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys are awesome! Thanks! Quoting: Only Me As for the health thing, it's just really a story for another day. I want to ignore it today, but maybe soon I'll make a thread to rattle off all my various ailments and ask for advice. Glpers are super smart with health stuff <3 I remember your posts some years ago about all you were going through - truly an inspiration. You are a fighter - and I wish you the very best year to come. Happy Birthday Only Me. :hpybd4: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75769383 United States10/29/2017 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys are awesome! Thanks! Quoting: Only Me As for the health thing, it's just really a story for another day. I want to ignore it today, but maybe soon I'll make a thread to rattle off all my various ailments and ask for advice. Glpers are super smart with health stuff <3 I remember your posts some years ago about all you were going through - truly an inspiration. You are a fighter - and I wish you the very best year to come. Happy Birthday Only Me. :hpybd4: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMM That looks Dewishhious |
| Anubis
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75496880 United States10/29/2017 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I turned 40, I asked my mom "when do you actually start feeling like a grown-up?" Her answer: "You never do". Quoting: Copernica the Proud American A dozen years on - I can confirm...she was right. We ALL just fake being adult while inside we're still insecure immature teenagers. And that's not a bad thing!! Happy Birthday and keep going!! He’s right. I just turned 51, hell, the older I get the more I don’t give two shits if you think I’m immature. I actually thrive on acting like a dumbass sometimes. If I had this attitude in my twenties I would have doubled my encounters. Life is too short to act like a overly mature stick in the mud. Being a dumbass is much more fun. Happy birthday OP |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 37013582 United States10/30/2017 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday!!! Quoting: Catseye it’s better to turn forty than never turn forty!    so what’s up with your health? sure it’s not a gluten issue? LOL, that's the worst positive message for this situation. At least OP is female and has options to bang Chads left and right. It's different for men. These days, men at 40 are pretty much dead in the water. They are seen as useless, especially by women. No woman, young or old wants a 40yr old man, not even a 30yr old man. Young man's world I guess. |
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| Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States10/30/2017 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not pathetic at all. You get up every day and you keep going, you haven't given up. That makes you a strong person, there's nothing pathetic about that. Happy belated Birthday! I hope you found some time for enjoyment and relaxation on your day.  And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Only Me
(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States10/30/2017 12:58 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys are awesome! Thanks! Quoting: Only Me As for the health thing, it's just really a story for another day. I want to ignore it today, but maybe soon I'll make a thread to rattle off all my various ailments and ask for advice. Glpers are super smart with health stuff <3 I remember your posts some years ago about all you were going through - truly an inspiration. You are a fighter - and I wish you the very best year to come. Happy Birthday Only Me. :hpybd4: That video gave me goosebumps <3 Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Only Me
(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States10/30/2017 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heck yeah! That's 10 p years in the making! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Only Me
(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States10/30/2017 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not pathetic at all. Quoting: Debauchery You get up every day and you keep going, you haven't given up. That makes you a strong person, there's nothing pathetic about that. Happy belated Birthday! I hope you found some time for enjoyment and relaxation on your day. You're awesome - thank you! Thank you to all of you! I can't tell you how much better I feel about 40 after reading these posts. I knew it would turn out this way. GLP is the best!  Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Josh User ID: 74878785 United States10/30/2017 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not happy about turning 40 today. Quoting: Only Me I dunno...I guess I should just be happy to be alive, right? Withall my stupid health issues, it's a wonder I made it to 30,much less 40. So why is this so depressing? Maybe I feel I should have been more successful. Or at least slightly successful. With my health the way it is, I'm lucky to work at all but it's not enough. I don't even have the money to pay my electric bill and I'm 40. Wtf - how am I that pathetic? Welp...at least I still have the ass of an 18 year old. That's something, right? And I shouldn't complain. I know there is more to life than $. Anyway, cheers, GLP, on my bday. I can't imagine anyone better to spend the day with. :ompony: 40 year old with a 18 year old ass. I'll tap it! |
| Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States10/30/2017 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not pathetic at all. Quoting: Debauchery You get up every day and you keep going, you haven't given up. That makes you a strong person, there's nothing pathetic about that. Happy belated Birthday! I hope you found some time for enjoyment and relaxation on your day. You're awesome - thank you! Thank you to all of you! I can't tell you how much better I feel about 40 after reading these posts. I knew it would turn out this way. GLP is the best! 40 isn't too bad. I just hit 43 in August and I feel good about it so far. It's 50 that I'm trying to avoid.  I'm glad you feel better. GLP definitely helps when you're feeling blue. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70911668 United States10/30/2017 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday!!!! Quoting: libertine My Father told me, many years ago as we strolled down the vegas strip together, 'women get their power when they turn 40'. He said to watch the crowd give way as a group of 40-ish ladies walked. It was like witnessing the parting of the red sea, tho not quite so biblical. lol If you have an ass that one can bounce a silver dollar off, that's awesome. It's a great year. Celebrate your day. That was exceptionally beautiful and heartwarming. Your father was an intelligent man with much wisdom. Peace. |
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| Only Me
(OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States10/30/2017 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday!!!! Quoting: libertine My Father told me, many years ago as we strolled down the vegas strip together, 'women get their power when they turn 40'. He said to watch the crowd give way as a group of 40-ish ladies walked. It was like witnessing the parting of the red sea, tho not quite so biblical. lol If you have an ass that one can bounce a silver dollar off, that's awesome. It's a great year. Celebrate your day. That was exceptionally beautiful and heartwarming. Your father was an intelligent man with much wisdom. Peace. It really was a nice post :) Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
