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Hilarious new Commercial for Cannabis

 
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utopia
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I was going to post that smilie!...hf


I had to stop smoking to keep my job....tissue


BUT, that's how much I like my job!


ohyeah
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I bet I stole it from you.

I'll have to find you another one.



mj-cat
 Quoting: A Friend



Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though!

It's a good one to make the rounds....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :)


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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


Lmfao...

When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..."

Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box.

Good shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756


I know right? Some good acting in this spot.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


i was rooting for the cute boy to be a sexy delivery guy and somehow ends up inserting his penis inside her. i am a very boring person.
the end.
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Yo, this shit was in the box like weeks ago.

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Ya'll late asf.
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I was going to post that smilie!...hf


I had to stop smoking to keep my job....tissue


BUT, that's how much I like my job!


ohyeah
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I bet I stole it from you.

I'll have to find you another one.



mj-cat
 Quoting: A Friend



Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though!

It's a good one to make the rounds....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :)


hemp heart
 Quoting: A Friend



1rof11rof11rof1


Heh, I thought I was going to be the first one to post it, harhar.

I really like it, A Friend. You're the best!


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Annnnnd.... it's a real company.

[link to brtside.com (secure)]

They connect people with dispensaries.
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I bet I stole it from you.

I'll have to find you another one.



mj-cat
 Quoting: A Friend



Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though!

It's a good one to make the rounds....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :)


hemp heart
 Quoting: A Friend



1rof11rof11rof1


Heh, I thought I was going to be the first one to post it, harhar.

I really like it, A Friend. You're the best!


blwkss


secrets...it really is purty, sister.
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I don't get this smilie thing I think haha


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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


That chick is a dude.

catfilenails
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You think every chick is a dude.
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cool a white family mum and dad with kids on pot nor destruction of the family unit.
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I hope one day this could be real.
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My friend that day has come, it is indeed real.

[link to www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com]
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


I am sorry to be a buzz kill, but cannabis is illegal in every state and territory of The United States. I wish it wasn't.
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


:420:
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You fool it causes cancer don't believe what they tell u on fake news
Throw it out
U wil live longer
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Yeah. Now it's corporate.

Have fun with that. And paying 40+% taxes.
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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


:420:
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



:purplehaze:
 Quoting: A Friend


Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
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My top three strains of all time:

1. Original Brothers Grimm Royal Line C99
2. Original Alaskan TF - The one with the African genetics.
3. Jack Herer
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Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
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That reminds me of this...

:hemp:
 Quoting: A Friend


Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


Not to mention the economy and tourism would thrive. I had hoped Trump would be the guy to just say "fuck it" and legalize it so this nation can get the party started. I mean, the economy of Washington state is FUCKING BOOMING. Same with Colorado.


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You must have blazed that one too many times.

Presidents don't decide individual States decide.
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731


100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
 Quoting: Sikhed


I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


:420:
 Quoting: A Friend


You fool it causes cancer don't believe what they tell u on fake news
Throw it out
U wil live longer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863418


Do they put something in it that's carcinogenic?

Smoking organic weed will not do a damn thing bad to your lungs and is one of the best natural expectorants.
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belongs in hands of hells angels not govt
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Yeah. Now it's corporate.

Have fun with that. And paying 40+% taxes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6264335


Ask your doctor are synthetic cannabinoids today (derived from oil…) – creams and oils…

Good luck to get the real god given plant as the legal prescription…
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laugh , funniest shit ever
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My last crop was Cindy 99, Blue Dream, Thin Mint Cookies, Dr Zaius (my own genetics) and Dosido. Cindy 99 is a great workout buzz, Thin Mint is perfect for afterwards. It's just such an awesome plant. Recently I've been making lots of coconut oil infusions. 1 tsp of the stuff in some tea after dinner knocks me out and gives me a deep restful sleep. It also has incredible topical healing properties. It helps with everything from eczema to acne and even muscle and joint pain. The CBD oils and extracts help many people I know with chronic pain and anxiety. I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to consider switching her small Prozac dose to CBD.
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My last crop was Cindy 99, Blue Dream, Thin Mint Cookies, Dr Zaius (my own genetics) and Dosido. Cindy 99 is a great workout buzz, Thin Mint is perfect for afterwards. It's just such an awesome plant. Recently I've been making lots of coconut oil infusions. 1 tsp of the stuff in some tea after dinner knocks me out and gives me a deep restful sleep. It also has incredible topical healing properties. It helps with everything from eczema to acne and even muscle and joint pain. The CBD oils and extracts help many people I know with chronic pain and anxiety. I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to consider switching her small Prozac dose to CBD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75806844


I was gifted with the tiny jar of heavily infused coconut oil – utilizing failed 1st crop by the legal medical grower.

‘It also has incredible topical healing properties.’ Concur, simply superb… tested it on the black widow spider bite also, 1 day recovery…
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laugh , funniest shit ever
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Is it funny to you??? Oh well… pls, tell us how they created the synthetic cannabinoids?

Floor is yours… laugh
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Hilarious new thread by cop who cant spell cannabis!
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clappa
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This god given plant was not given to us for smoking…
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Good one!

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McGill University, proud to invent the synthetic cannabinoids…
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yeah, nice in theory...

but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake.

Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life.
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It brings up the question...is Colorado recreational weed all GMO already? Is it also already full of shady gov chemicals?

Same question goes for recreational weed in Oregon, Washington, California (as of 1/1/18), and Massachusetts (as of 7/1/18)? IS IT ALL GMO TRAPS AND TRICK WEED BY THE GOV?
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
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This place needed this video to happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756


Ah yes, Grasshopper..."When the student is ready...
the Teacher appears."

Some asian Dude said that.

Great Thread! Love the laugh!

cheers
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Damn, I wish!
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