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A Friend
User ID: 75693845 United States 11/17/2017 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was going to post that smilie!... I had to stop smoking to keep my job.... BUT, that's how much I like my job! I bet I stole it from you. I'll have to find you another one. Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though! It's a good one to make the rounds.... Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :) But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74907329 United States 11/17/2017 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist Lmfao... When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..." Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box. Good shit. I know right? Some good acting in this spot. i was rooting for the cute boy to be a sexy delivery guy and somehow ends up inserting his penis inside her. i am a very boring person. the end. |
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cosmicgypsy
User ID: 74619032 United States 11/18/2017 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: cosmicgypsy I was going to post that smilie!... I had to stop smoking to keep my job.... BUT, that's how much I like my job! I bet I stole it from you. I'll have to find you another one. Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though! It's a good one to make the rounds.... Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :) Heh, I thought I was going to be the first one to post it, harhar. I really like it, A Friend. You're the best! ...it really is purty, sister. You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74752921 United States 11/18/2017 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Annnnnd.... it's a real company. [link to brtside.com (secure)] They connect people with dispensaries. |
A Friend
User ID: 75693845 United States 11/18/2017 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup, you swiped it from me...s'okay, though! It's a good one to make the rounds.... Here you go... I went and made one just for you. :) Heh, I thought I was going to be the first one to post it, harhar. I really like it, A Friend. You're the best! ...it really is purty, sister. I don't get this smilie thing I think haha But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States 11/18/2017 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist That chick is a dude. You think every chick is a dude. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75861893 United States 11/18/2017 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: AnAlchemist I am sorry to be a buzz kill, but cannabis is illegal in every state and territory of The United States. I wish it wasn't. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75863418 United Kingdom 11/18/2017 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. :420: You fool it causes cancer don't believe what they tell u on fake news Throw it out U wil live longer |
The Deplorable C.M. Burns
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75766448 United States 11/18/2017 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: A Friend I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. :420: You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. :purplehaze: Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. My top three strains of all time: 1. Original Brothers Grimm Royal Line C99 2. Original Alaskan TF - The one with the African genetics. 3. Jack Herer |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75855230 Australia 11/18/2017 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756 Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. That reminds me of this... :hemp: Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up. Not to mention the economy and tourism would thrive. I had hoped Trump would be the guy to just say "fuck it" and legalize it so this nation can get the party started. I mean, the economy of Washington state is FUCKING BOOMING. Same with Colorado. You must have blazed that one too many times. Presidents don't decide individual States decide. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75766448 United States 11/18/2017 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. :420: You fool it causes cancer don't believe what they tell u on fake news Throw it out U wil live longer Do they put something in it that's carcinogenic? Smoking organic weed will not do a damn thing bad to your lungs and is one of the best natural expectorants. |
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The Borg
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 75806844 United States 11/18/2017 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My last crop was Cindy 99, Blue Dream, Thin Mint Cookies, Dr Zaius (my own genetics) and Dosido. Cindy 99 is a great workout buzz, Thin Mint is perfect for afterwards. It's just such an awesome plant. Recently I've been making lots of coconut oil infusions. 1 tsp of the stuff in some tea after dinner knocks me out and gives me a deep restful sleep. It also has incredible topical healing properties. It helps with everything from eczema to acne and even muscle and joint pain. The CBD oils and extracts help many people I know with chronic pain and anxiety. I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to consider switching her small Prozac dose to CBD. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74414496 Canada 11/18/2017 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My last crop was Cindy 99, Blue Dream, Thin Mint Cookies, Dr Zaius (my own genetics) and Dosido. Cindy 99 is a great workout buzz, Thin Mint is perfect for afterwards. It's just such an awesome plant. Recently I've been making lots of coconut oil infusions. 1 tsp of the stuff in some tea after dinner knocks me out and gives me a deep restful sleep. It also has incredible topical healing properties. It helps with everything from eczema to acne and even muscle and joint pain. The CBD oils and extracts help many people I know with chronic pain and anxiety. I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to consider switching her small Prozac dose to CBD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75806844 I was gifted with the tiny jar of heavily infused coconut oil – utilizing failed 1st crop by the legal medical grower. ‘It also has incredible topical healing properties.’ Concur, simply superb… tested it on the black widow spider bite also, 1 day recovery… |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57242411 United States 11/18/2017 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah, nice in theory... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75809263 but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake. Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life. It brings up the question...is Colorado recreational weed all GMO already? Is it also already full of shady gov chemicals? Same question goes for recreational weed in Oregon, Washington, California (as of 1/1/18), and Massachusetts (as of 7/1/18)? IS IT ALL GMO TRAPS AND TRICK WEED BY THE GOV? |
TheOracle'sCookie
User ID: 75477895 United States 11/18/2017 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist This place needed this video to happen. Ah yes, Grasshopper..."When the student is ready... the Teacher appears." Some asian Dude said that. Great Thread! Love the laugh! O'sCookie BOYCOTT BIG PHARMA...BBP!! Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/18/2017 06:10 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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