SONGTARDS - Write your own 1yrics for a GLP song I'll write and record

If you want a certain genre, I'll take requests too.. I prefer playing and writing rock/blues/funk/folk/metal style stuff

grow a brian moran

Good start.

Skyking Out

Okay so far, we have:

grow a brian moran
skyking out


Some other obvious GLP song lines might be:

me tell u now
with tears streaming down my face as I type this


But it doesn't have to be just GLP cliches/memes. It can be anything you want.

Are we drinking on this thread?

Rudeboy.

Psyching out - Mmmmmm-K


xx

BTW - I play multiple instruments and can actually sing. I would post some samples of my music, but they're not anonymous. If I get enough participation to write the song, I'll even try to put a video to it and slap it on youtube.

its marshall law moran

I'm surfing online
and what do I see
A bunch of crazy people
are here on GLP

The message are wild
and I cannot help but read
an overdose of doom
Oops,I think I just peed.

Alert, the world ends tomorrow
Bring your tomato plants in
Then count down and wait
while drinking whisky and gin.

Now, my balls smell like steak sauce
and I had to quit my job
Niburu will collide with earth
Said someone's uncle Bob.

At least one person's praying
I see goofyforGod
He has a way of gathering
A doom praying squad

DocSavage is so busy
he helps to clean up the swamp
the daft leftists hate him
As they scream and they stomp

Merit is a smart guy
and he likes to the world to know
That Canadians are smelly
and their minds are kinda slow

Trinity shows up sometimes
and announces loud and clear
that he'll ban all the freeloaders
and then he'll have a beer

BoatyMcBoatFace entertains
us all so well
and if you want to sing along
he'll say, "that's just swell."


Well, I gave it shot...

There's some good stuff in here AC.. Pretty sure the song will be titled "A1 Moran" so far, but it's a working title... open to suggestions. Keep it coming guys!



Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 11/21/2017 09:28 PM

From what I can tell, no-one has ever written a GLP song... Let's do this!

GLP is always blah blah this and a blah that
It’s GLP time... Can you get down with that
GLP it’s time for the perculator..is your mamma ok with that...

GLP GLP GLP...

Cool cats be blah blah this and a blah that

Trump, aliens, alternate dimensions..

Blah blah blah blah .... GLP

GLP

GLP

Yo- GLP

get a new doom date, maybe tomorrow maybe next week

BPM?

Time signature?

Genre?

\starts with a low metal growl increasing in intensity then fades out**

\awesome heavy low guitar riff kicks in

- mist engulfs this night, the winds growl in disgust, frost stabs my eyes
yet i wait again
- i have given up everything ,and everything has given me up. they are long gone now. only shadows remain.
doom is my sole companion, as the stars fall giving way to the dark oceans above

- there is peace in this solitude. yet it has become a pale memory

-the years have passed, the trees rot with age. as the soul aches to no avail.

\epic guitar solo

\another bad ass riff bridge

\enters melodic acoustic riff

- i long for the voice in my head. to set me free again

Who's down with GLP
Ya you know me....

Lol

I couldn’t see the tragedy for all the doom
It sunk me, funked me, left me hiding in my room
I knew that our time was winding to a fast close
I’s waiting, anticipating, and so morose.
But, Baby, I, I’ll be right here if you need me
And I, I’ll watch the skies while you are bleeding
When we die, I can say, “I told you so.”

The induction didn’t work, because I was high
Flying, like a kite in apocalyptic sky
They couldn’t take me, I was tripping like a queen
On Starbucks, quick fucks, and the American Dream.
But Baby, I’m prepared and I don’t give a damn
I’ve got whisky, ammo and heavy metal jam
When we die, I know I’ll see it coming.

I’ve seen it coming: The Church-ordained Preacher Fags
Aliens, Paleons, Politicians, False flags
No wool over my eyes. I’m clear on the doom facts,
Conspiracy, Heresy, and suicided Quacks.
But Baby, don’t worry, we will stand through it all
Or go out together. . . maybe at the new mall
Outlived by tomato plants and this song.


;-) (yeah, sarcasm. . .)

Personally, I hear good old Irish Punk behind this.

Last Edited by ArchimedesGirl on 11/21/2017 11:54 PM

aliens r demons

Tards to the left of me...Tards to the right

Ain't got no A-1...Ain't got no life

Don't you start no blight

Cuz I'm TOE-MAY-TOE...I'm best in taste

TOE-MAY-TOE and I ain't no paste

TOE-MAY-TOE I'm a london bridge

TOE-MAY-TOE WATCH MY CLEAVAAAAAAAGE!

Mr. BoatyMcBoatFace, answer me a few please. Tell me please what you play, your favorite 3 bands, your age,haveyou played in a bar band and for how long? Thank you.
I am/was a drummer with plans. A late bloomer. I bought my first set of Ludwigs/Zildjian in 73, Red Vista Lite. Played church for years and one small band. In 1988 I believe, I bought a Roland Digital set with an octopad, DDR-3- W/Drum machine. Still have the stuff but have a myriad of pain issues. Lately I have been getting the itch, bad. Gonna try guitar soon.
As for the lyrics, I'm sure the mood will hit me but this cold is a monster. Nice knowin ya, futuristic-ally . Me in the armpit of the U.S.. OHIO.

Bring in the tomatoes

And shave your family

Dindo nuffen

"Ya put tomato plants in, ya put tomato plants out,
You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about."

Ask me a question

A1 chad

one star bandit strikes again

Sorry if this isn't exactly on topic, I wanted to record this during the elections last year, but just never got around to making it happen.

It is a take on Pink Floyd's "The Wall" chorus
I find it fits great over the original if you switch the words and sing along.
(However I'm bias for sure)

We don't need no immigration / We don't need no gun control

No crooked criminals running countries / prison's where these crooks will go

HEY Clinton, where'd those emails go? / Mexico should just start, putting bricks in the wall.

Mexico should just start putting bricks in the wall.


Let me know what you think,
I would love to hear it recorded!