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The Comedian :D
 User ID: 75877453  United States11/23/2017 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Sometimes you say valid stuff. Sometimes. Very rarely. Sometimes, you're a dick, instead of sucking one. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58909735 United States11/23/2017 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think the reason so many people have had a hard time with Michelle is because she was just so bitter and hateful. So she wasn't easy on the eyes. If she had been a graceful, grateful, loving woman, I think it would have come thru in her photos. Instead, we see her scowling and twisting her face in scorn too often. It's just convenient to make fun of her looks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58909735 "She", lol. :pronouns: Hey, wtf happened to that smilie!  Yeah, I'm still undecided. |
| Uncle Fuck Stick
(OP) User ID: 73099587 United States11/23/2017 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore. But I have all these pictures just wasting away  :4hlick: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58909735 United States11/23/2017 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75455562  Netherlands11/23/2017 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Sometimes you say valid stuff. Sometimes. Very rarely. Sometimes, you're a dick, instead of sucking one. huehuehuehuehe |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75890430 United States11/23/2017 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No more than all the idiotic liberals throughout the media and elsewhere who from 2008 to 2016 bullshitted the public by portraying the Obamas as the greatest couple - and Michelle in particular as the most wonderful First Lady - to ever set foot in the White House. Female libtards working at publications focused on other women were notorious for promoting Michelle as though she supposedly had great taste in things like fashion. Emperor's New Clothes. I'll admit both sides don't know how to have An intelligent political discussion. Maybe to vote we need a IQ test. Few would pass. . |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75888875 United States11/23/2017 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll admit both sides don't know how to have An intelligent political discussion. Maybe to vote we need a IQ test. Few would pass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75890430 Would be better to have an ideological test, since liberalism appears to just about always knock out the honesty, logic and integrity in humans. Meaningful compassion in them too. . |
| The Irredeemable GuitarJohn
User ID: 75890925 United States11/23/2017 11:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Bystander's Advice User ID: 69675941 United States11/23/2017 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71292551 United States11/23/2017 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore. ouch...you reserved for the last what would be the deepest personal cut to the beast nicely done moran |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75799175 United States11/23/2017 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75888875 United States11/23/2017 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. LBJ was a crappy liberal who actually started America traveling on that road to hell. His Great Society bullshit ("good" intentions in the minds of the left) was the origins of the ongoing breakdown of our culture. . |
| Uncle Fuck Stick
(OP) User ID: 73099587 United States11/23/2017 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. Quoting: Bystander's Advice 69675941 She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day!  :4hlick: |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75877453 United States11/23/2017 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74071020 United States11/23/2017 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Security Cameras at the Transeticle homey spa first picked up images of a frothing Michael Obama devouring a platter of deluxe cheeseburgers whole..... Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick :burgeryum: Within 20 minutes of the security cameras time stamp calls were coming in to police that a wookie had broke into the nearby soupkitchen. Witnesses say he was then lured back into the parking lot where he started intimidating the cooking staff with fighting postures. :wookiedoeschina2: Michael then ran back inside where and started gorging food that was to be prepared later in the day for homeless and destitute citizens for a Thanksgiving feast. Security cameras picked up picked up feeding frenzy during of which large quantities of uncooked food was consumed including 16 uncooked turkeys and 13 pounds of raw bacon :Yummmmeat: When police finally arrived they found Michael lying down in a pile of Turkey bones and meat scraps, :Tooorke: he was then shot with 4 tranquilizers and rushed to the hospital where his stomach was pumped and treated for rabies for the hell of it. Reporters caught up with Michael's husband and former destroyer of America, Baraq who was meeting with a Turkey he had previously pardoned at a local D.C homosexual bathhouse but declined to comment on the incident. :Terkeee: Wow. Nothing better to do on Thanksgiving? What a pathetic creature you must be. Wow, fuck U... That was Hilarious!! Go find a safe space and choke on a dick. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75799175 United States11/23/2017 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. Well, in general as long as something is Latin it sounds smart even if it's complete blather. Saxa cadunt, omniscient moriuntur. |
| the Seer
User ID: 75769027  United Kingdom11/23/2017 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75799175 United States11/23/2017 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. Well, in general as long as something is Latin it sounds smart even if it's complete blather. Saxa cadunt, omnes moriuntur. |
| Vicious Deplorable dollop
You ain't seen nothing yet! User ID: 75786215 United States11/23/2017 12:26 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's just a cover for Michelle getting her dick stick in a Turkey and having to go to the emergency room. Last Edited by Vicious Deplorable dollop on 11/23/2017 12:27 PM Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running. Used by the Founders... Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives” reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day... America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments... 1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year. 2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges. 3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set. 4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit. Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates. Democrats are a WMD, literally. Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74663679 United States11/23/2017 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75799175 United States11/23/2017 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73365363 United States11/23/2017 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore. :youregay: No really, it's pathethic. No one is talking about them anymore besides a few obsessed folks on GLP The reality that you won't admit is that you actually obsess over the Obamas. No sane people still talk about them the way you do. You people fit the clinical description of obsessed. Go suck on a turkey leg,fag. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38546760 United Kingdom11/23/2017 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68852535 United States11/23/2017 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Security Cameras at the Transeticle homey spa first picked up images of a frothing Michael Obama devouring a platter of deluxe cheeseburgers whole..... Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick :burgeryum: Within 20 minutes of the security cameras time stamp calls were coming in to police that a wookie had broke into the nearby soupkitchen. Witnesses say he was then lured back into the parking lot where he started intimidating the cooking staff with fighting postures. :wookiedoeschina2: Michael then ran back inside where and started gorging food that was to be prepared later in the day for homeless and destitute citizens for a Thanksgiving feast. Security cameras picked up picked up feeding frenzy during of which large quantities of uncooked food was consumed including 16 uncooked turkeys and 13 pounds of raw bacon :Yummmmeat: When police finally arrived they found Michael lying down in a pile of Turkey bones and meat scraps, :Tooorke: he was then shot with 4 tranquilizers and rushed to the hospital where his stomach was pumped and treated for rabies for the hell of it. Reporters caught up with Michael's husband and former destroyer of America, Baraq who was meeting with a Turkey he had previously pardoned at a local D.C homosexual bathhouse but declined to comment on the incident. :Terkeee: Wow. Nothing better to do on Thanksgiving? What a pathetic creature you must be. A damn funny pathetic creature! Lol. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75891533  France11/23/2017 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75891565 United States11/23/2017 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. Well, in general as long as something is Latin it sounds smart even if it's complete blather. Saxa cadunt, omnes moriuntur. Of course you don't understand the term. It was the precise correct response to your use of a non-sequitur. Saying anything intelligent to you is as fruitful as reciting poetry to a poodle. Ede faecam.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Ms. Superduper
User ID: 75650854 United States11/23/2017 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THat's pretty good, except for the bacon part. Do you think it eats bacon?I'm sure it's "husband" doesn't. Quoting: Epic Beard Guy See the following 'dog walking' pic? What's up with that? They think that dogs are evil, but maybe they're just not supposed to touch dogs. I dunno. I find that entire reasoning about dogs to be also perverse and backwards.  I wouldn't mind a little bacon now and then, but I'm trying to avoid fat at the moment. I NEED some, though...nice and crispy. lol. Last Edited by Ms. Superduper on 11/23/2017 12:46 PM Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75891565 United States11/23/2017 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool. With you?  You're been pwnd, now stop copying and pasting, and go help your mom set the table. Your dinner is ready. Vescere bracis meis.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Ms. Superduper
User ID: 75650854 United States11/23/2017 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75799175 Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool. With you? You're been pwnd, now stop copying and pasting, and go help your mom set the table. Your dinner is ready. Vescere bracis meis. Are y'all doing a little Doc Holliday verbal war there in latin of some sort? What's next? Stephen Foster discussion?  Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
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