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BREAKING : Michael Obama rushed to hospital after devouring whole uncooked Turkey | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 55873194  United States11/23/2017 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. Quoting: Bystander's Advice 69675941 She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day! She is beautiful?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69153735 United States11/23/2017 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American  User ID: 73836248 United States11/23/2017 01:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore.  Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
| Ms. Superduper
User ID: 75650854 United States11/23/2017 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore. YOU are pathetic. YOU got mind controlled that Obama is black. So foolish. You're not awake yet? Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75891565 United States11/23/2017 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool. With you?  You're been pwnd, now stop copying and pasting, and go help your mom set the table. Your dinner is ready. Vescere bracis meis.  Are y'all doing a little Doc Holliday verbal war there in latin of some sort? What's next? Stephen Foster discussion?  I have two guns, one for each of him.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| X1811
User ID: 75368157 United States11/23/2017 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. Quoting: Bystander's Advice 69675941 She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day! She is a He and embodies none of the attributes you’ve as ascribed to “her”.  All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75888875 United States11/23/2017 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stop making fun of the Demonrat Presidential nominee for POTUS in 2020! He's probably a really nice guy! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47976307  When did Uncle Fuck Stick announce his candidacy?  "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why would you say that? "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was a wonderful, kind person who wanted to beautify America by having Americans plant wildflower seeds all over. Oh, and she wasn't a tranny, either. "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| Epic Beard Guy
User ID: 69561889 United States11/23/2017 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit But she had really poor taste in men! Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 75464090 United States11/23/2017 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit But she had really poor taste in men!  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Ms. Superduper
User ID: 75650854 United States11/23/2017 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75799175 corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool. With you? You're been pwnd, now stop copying and pasting, and go help your mom set the table. Your dinner is ready. Vescere bracis meis. Are y'all doing a little Doc Holliday verbal war there in latin of some sort? What's next? Stephen Foster discussion? I have two guns, one for each of him. That's my very FAVORITE part of the movie, but then I tend to say that above every line in that movie. My absolute favorite movie of all time. No other actors can do it like the ones in this movie. Just awesome. Last Edited by Ms. Superduper on 11/23/2017 04:58 PM Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
| Ms. Superduper
User ID: 75650854 United States11/23/2017 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051099 It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore. Oh good grief. Take a look at the Obamas. They immediately moved into a nearby subdivision, the same one, as a matter of fact, that Ivanka Trump and fam. live in. Now, please tell me, who is it that WANTS TO BE NOTICED AND REMEMBERED? I, for one, would be quite happy to forget their illegal time in office. Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. Quoting: Bystander's Advice 69675941 She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day!  Is that a real Adam's apple on Mooch?  "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D No, because Ladybird Johnson was: 1) A real woman 2) The First Lady married to a genuine President 3) Classy 4) America-loving American 5) not a racist sack of tranny shit Wow, dude are you misinformed or what, her old man killed JFK. dipshit. Non-sequitur. corpus mixtura mihi ensium ferrum sanguini vitrumque cordi decem millia retro me bellorum iacent victum nec fugacem nec notum semel semper solum victoria ebrium in isto necis colle numquam ipsi vitae finis fuit itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem milia ensium procuderunt morte scitis nec vita maerore altae ac dolore tamen haec umquam nihil tenebunt itaque o infinita ensium opera oro os carnis mihi is ensis chalybs corpori flammaque sanguini manus decem millia ensium procuderunt intellecto nec lucro senso semel tamen fide altae ac voluntate haec semper me clipeabunt nihil paenitent me etsi hoc est solum eritque iter itaque o infinita ensium opera oro Care to go another round, fool.   "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
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Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THat's pretty good, except for the bacon part. Do you think it eats bacon?I'm sure it's "husband" doesn't. Quoting: Epic Beard Guy See the following 'dog walking' pic? What's up with that? They think that dogs are evil, but maybe they're just not supposed to touch dogs. I dunno. I find that entire reasoning about dogs to be also perverse and backwards.  I wouldn't mind a little bacon now and then, but I'm trying to avoid fat at the moment. I NEED some, though...nice and crispy. lol. Maybe the Dog is trying to get away from Obama since he has been known to enjoy roast dog on occasion. BTW, has anyone SEEN the dogs since the Obamas vacated the White House? "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 68070711 United States11/23/2017 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow. Nothing better to do on Thanksgiving? What a pathetic creature you must be.  McPenis. It’s living it. McTurkey-Baster. "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
| sunwatcher
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| Uncle Fuck Stick
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76783641  United Kingdom07/21/2018 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Uncle Fuck Stick
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| Vicious Deplorable dollop
You ain't seen nothing yet! User ID: 77139865 United States11/21/2018 06:24 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Michelle is one ugly guy. Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running. Used by the Founders... Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives” reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day... America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments... 1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year. 2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges. 3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set. 4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit. Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates. Democrats are a WMD, literally. Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73841345 United States11/21/2018 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a pathetic post. I'm not even a democrat, but would love to say I Object! and may Michelle Obama have a wonderful day. Quoting: Bystander's Advice 69675941 She is fit and beautiful and you must be jealous of her prestige and power. That is not to say I'm made at you for saying this, because I wish you peace and happiness as well. May you be uplifted to be a more natural giving and loving person and to one day (soon) realize that she is your mirror. Repeat as necessary: "I love and approve of myself," and stay out of the drama. You will be better off. Happy Gratitude Day! She is a He and embodies none of the attributes you’ve as ascribed to “her”. :BarryMike: He is just calling a spade a spade, Michael Obama is ugly. This is just stating a fact. IT IS UGLY |
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| Sikhed
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| Uncle Fuck Stick
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| Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 75516925 United States11/22/2018 01:45 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Security Cameras at the Transtesticle homey spa first picked up images of a frothing Michael Obama first working out but then snapped and started devouring a platter of deluxe cheeseburgers whole..... Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick :Moochgunpump :burgeryum Within 20 minutes of the security cameras time stamp calls were coming in to police that a wookie had broke into the nearby soupkitchen. Witnesses say he was then lured back into the parking lot where he started intimidating the cooking staff with fighting postures. :wookiedoeschina2 Michael then ran back inside where and started gorging food that was to be prepared later in the day for homeless and destitute citizens for a Thanksgiving feast. Security cameras picked up picked up feeding frenzy during of which large quantities of uncooked food was consumed including 16 uncooked turkeys and 13 pounds of raw bacon :Yummmmeat When police finally arrived they found Michael lying down in a pile of Turkey bones and meat scraps, :Tooorke he was then shot with 4 tranquilizers and rushed to the hospital where his stomach was pumped and treated for rabies for the hell of it. Reporters caught up with Michael's husband and former destroyer of America, Baraq who was meeting with a Turkey he had previously pardoned at a local D.C homosexual bathhouse but declined to comment on the incident. :Terkeee So he's like Mr. Creosote! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
| Uncle Fuck Stick
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