Need Help with Warning Light in Car

Been on VW forums for awhile now though.

Hammer the shit out of it. That'll learn that light not to shine

looks like a outside temp gage -4 degrees

it is warning you that it's so cold out that your shit's gonna freeze

Cold there?

Nothing a little black electrical tape won't fix.

He's just thinking. Maybe about taking a dump.

I think it means that your car's GPS is guiding you to the Rodin museum. Try inputting a different address.

My fucking Ford Mondeo can't seem to make its mind up if my engine is fucked, or what.

I just ignore it.

it means you won't be needing your car soon because we're about to get nuked by north korea

The best advice I can give you is this;

If your car just stops on the road, with steam pouring out of it, it's fucked.

Otherwise, just keep driving and ignore all the warning lights.

Most of the time, especially if you drive a Ford, they are false positives.

No, it's not -4 degrees. It's a little man taking a dump.

Look again:

:pooman:

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That's definitely a guy fixing to take a dump!

Which sums up Fords, to a tee!

The idiocy is astounding. Thats why H.L. Mencken called them Boobus americanus.

Lmao.

Pin it.

Flywheel fluid temp is always supposed to be -4 or "little crapping man" in your English.

cool! your car’s connected to GLP!