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Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....

 
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12/05/2017 02:19 PM
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Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Downloaded Mycelium and it looks awesome.

They offered Gildera for a...idk...a bank to bitcoin middleman?

Anyway. Ss number. Photo of id. My fucking bank login and password. Yah. And address etcetc. Apparently standard..and it's an account specifically for bitcoin with only 20$ in it. I did all that.

The second after i entered login and password for bank i got a text from my bank with a verification code Gildera was asking for. (That was comforting as it confirmed what i read about it being an automatic authentication process)

Anyway... I entered the code. It suddenly took forever to load. Then i got an error saying They'res a problem try back in 5 minutes. Done that several several times. Sent an email to support..automated response saying 2 days response maybe longer if high volume.

Here i stand. Lol

Aybody know what the hell i just did and what I'm attempting to do???

What is Gildera? Why do i need it?

I have a wallet address.

What can i do with it?

Can i accept bitcoin? Can i get that into usd?

Where do i but bitcoin?

Mostly explain the Gildera. It's got me sketched out.

My wallet is:
17QhPMYzJZvRv5HmGMpa7S8orEqi4ZQiW1

Anybody want to send me a .25 usd to see if it works??? Lol.

I'm excited and wanted to learn as i go.

Plan on buying on next dip. Or before it hits 13000.

I'll update my experience.

Lots of bitcoiners here...please guide us.
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12/05/2017 02:28 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
I will note this observation too..

The online checking account i opened specifically for bitcoin was FAR less intrusive..took 5 minutes..and was very streamlined and professional. No scanning of my id..already had my ss..and didn't ask for my security credential to my other banking inituition.

My experience thus far..

A anybody?

I'd recommend Mycelium.thus far but Gildera sucks. I base that on no reference. And have no idea what I'm.doing.
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12/05/2017 02:34 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
If i have a wallet. How do i get money into it?

Apparently wallet is not enough.

What's recommended? Mycelium is supported with gildera.
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12/05/2017 02:41 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
I will eat my own dick if you'll help me.
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12/05/2017 02:41 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
I will eat my own dick if you'll help me.
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12/05/2017 02:43 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Dick eater, opening the wallet is the easy bit.

You can but through some wallets or exchanges but either a very small amount, like with blockchain, or buy sending a bunch of fucking ID like with the other exchanges, but then you have these dodgy exchanges knowing all your personal info.

You can buy from the atms too but usually in smaller amounts or you have to give personal info again, which defeats the purpose of crypto.
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12/05/2017 03:15 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Dick eater, opening the wallet is the easy bit.

You can but through some wallets or exchanges but either a very small amount, like with blockchain, or buy sending a bunch of fucking ID like with the other exchanges, but then you have these dodgy exchanges knowing all your personal info.

You can buy from the atms too but usually in smaller amounts or you have to give personal info again, which defeats the purpose of crypto.
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Thanks.

What do people do?

Obviously I'm cool with sharing my intimate info. Gildera?

Is that an exchange?
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12/05/2017 03:19 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
If i have a wallet. How do i get money into it?

Apparently wallet is not enough.

What's recommended? Mycelium is supported with gildera.
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If you’re asking these questions on GLP you should have never even tried to get involved in cryptos. It’s not rocket science. You probably just gave all your personal info to some hacker.
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12/05/2017 03:23 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Dick eater, opening the wallet is the easy bit.

You can but through some wallets or exchanges but either a very small amount, like with blockchain, or buy sending a bunch of fucking ID like with the other exchanges, but then you have these dodgy exchanges knowing all your personal info.

You can buy from the atms too but usually in smaller amounts or you have to give personal info again, which defeats the purpose of crypto.
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Thanks.

What do people do?

Obviously I'm cool with sharing my intimate info. Gildera?

Is that an exchange?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47007466


Bitfinex, Bitrex, Coinbase, Kraken etc... each will have different fees and different coins.

You'll probably have to send id and wait a week or so for verification.
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12/05/2017 03:26 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
just go to an ATM and send to your wallet bro. IDK why you bothered with the middleman.. you could just go to local bitcoins and send to someone selling from your bank.. like an email transfer.. and then when you want USD sell on localbitcoins.

I think you have more reading to do.
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12/05/2017 03:26 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Never link anything online with your everyday bank / checking account.
Use a separate account.

damned
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12/05/2017 03:26 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
If i have a wallet. How do i get money into it?

Apparently wallet is not enough.

What's recommended? Mycelium is supported with gildera.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47007466


If you’re asking these questions on GLP you should have never even tried to get involved in cryptos. It’s not rocket science. You probably just gave all your personal info to some hacker.
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hesright
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12/05/2017 03:33 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
Dick eater, opening the wallet is the easy bit.

You can but through some wallets or exchanges but either a very small amount, like with blockchain, or buy sending a bunch of fucking ID like with the other exchanges, but then you have these dodgy exchanges knowing all your personal info.

You can buy from the atms too but usually in smaller amounts or you have to give personal info again, which defeats the purpose of crypto.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75487740


Thanks.

What do people do?

Obviously I'm cool with sharing my intimate info. Gildera?

Is that an exchange?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47007466


Bitfinex, Bitrex, Coinbase, Kraken etc... each will have different fees and different coins.

You'll probably have to send id and wait a week or so for verification.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75487740


Kraken bought Gildera.

Sooooo. What do you guys recommend?

Does anyone know what I'm even trying to set up? Cause i don't. I'd like options. My wallet is Mycelium. Anybody know anything?

One of you Must have bought bitcoin before... How??? In detail please. Lol
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12/05/2017 03:39 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
just go to an ATM and send to your wallet bro. IDK why you bothered with the middleman.. you could just go to local bitcoins and send to someone selling from your bank.. like an email transfer.. and then when you want USD sell on localbitcoins.

I think you have more reading to do.
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Where is the bitcoin button on my local atm?
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12/05/2017 03:41 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
just go to an ATM and send to your wallet bro. IDK why you bothered with the middleman.. you could just go to local bitcoins and send to someone selling from your bank.. like an email transfer.. and then when you want USD sell on localbitcoins.

I think you have more reading to do.
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Where is the bitcoin button on my local atm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47531149


ok this is a troll.
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12/05/2017 03:50 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
just go to an ATM and send to your wallet bro. IDK why you bothered with the middleman.. you could just go to local bitcoins and send to someone selling from your bank.. like an email transfer.. and then when you want USD sell on localbitcoins.

I think you have more reading to do.
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Where is the bitcoin button on my local atm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47531149


ok this is a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74457350


Why the fuck do I get 15 replies who either don't know what the fuck.I'm.asking or don't want to help.....or don't know how to simply explain things.

ATMs do not have a bitcoin option.

Did he mean special ATMs for bitcoin? Which one? Fees? Good idea bad idea?

If you've done something before...anything... It should take you literally two sentences to explain it to.another person.

Ffs.
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12/05/2017 03:53 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
just go to an ATM and send to your wallet bro. IDK why you bothered with the middleman.. you could just go to local bitcoins and send to someone selling from your bank.. like an email transfer.. and then when you want USD sell on localbitcoins.

I think you have more reading to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74457350


Where is the bitcoin button on my local atm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47531149


ok this is a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74457350


Why the fuck do I get 15 replies who either don't know what the fuck.I'm.asking or don't want to help.....or don't know how to simply explain things.

ATMs do not have a bitcoin option.

Did he mean special ATMs for bitcoin? Which one? Fees? Good idea bad idea?

If you've done something before...anything... It should take you literally two sentences to explain it to.another person.

Ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47324133


Example. Hey bro it's easy..look up bitcoin atm locations...do xyz..now you.have bitcoins. If you want to sell them do xyz. Bonus third sentence...these might be problems you'll encounter and here's how you deal with it.

Signed: person who"s done it before and can type sentences.
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12/05/2017 04:13 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
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Where is the bitcoin button on my local atm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47531149


ok this is a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74457350


Why the fuck do I get 15 replies who either don't know what the fuck.I'm.asking or don't want to help.....or don't know how to simply explain things.

ATMs do not have a bitcoin option.

Did he mean special ATMs for bitcoin? Which one? Fees? Good idea bad idea?

If you've done something before...anything... It should take you literally two sentences to explain it to.another person.

Ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47324133


Example. Hey bro it's easy..look up bitcoin atm locations...do xyz..now you.have bitcoins. If you want to sell them do xyz. Bonus third sentence...these might be problems you'll encounter and here's how you deal with it.

Signed: person who"s done it before and can type sentences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47324133


I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to tards that way.
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12/05/2017 04:14 PM
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
I have a massive budding bitcoin addiction and i just need access.


Wallet ✔

Bitcoin 👎

I will succeed.

I will lose my life savings.

I can feel it.
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Re: Just opened Mycelium BitCoin Wallet....
This thread needs more cowbell.





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