How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla

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Some Major Dude: Who's on Second?

Sam: Queen Bee is on Second.

SMD: Holy's on First?

Sam: Pop Doam is on First.

SMD: Wee's on Third, also?

Sam: C. Wheels is on Third.

SMD: Who's at Bat?

Sam: Buster Goldman.

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Crop circles and lesbians is just not gonna cut it..

you better watch your speed

Will 20,000 mph be okay?

what the hell are you talking about
godzilla mozilla :)

what the hell are you talking about
godzilla mozilla :)

what the hell are you talking about
godzilla mozilla :)

The Landlord or, "Whirled Lord" is about to start getting rid of the nuclear reactors on Earth and toss off the tenants. This will be done with modest amounts of mass and sufficient energy to drive them deep into the crust. Except for the parade route, you won't see them coming as they will be coming out of wormholes. You never heard of this before because they could claim "National Security" for the "alien" warning and then somebody came along and weaponized the warning. You were not allowed to destroy the planets ability to sustain life.

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"Little house left on the Prayery"

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Wind Out Water
- A Western Squirt 'em Down

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GGW: Golden Hickstick, what's the enemy to your west?

MGH: That's the Eternal Swirling Devilish circling, YE.

GGW: We're getting bombarded with heavy and absolutely cremed at that position!

MGH: We're always wafting Down Winded of thee Drag-ons, YE.

GGW: The Infernal Inferno! Ye surface water 'tis good for ten things less, you haven't teeth already.

MGH: It's the Eternal Great Crooked River of Rain and Snow, YE.

GGW: We have more Aurum than all; enough to knock-over your mule team. Golden, the problem is, your donkey is layin' on it.

MGH: The Aurum was left there for US, By the Eternal, YE!?

GGW: We haven't time yet to conscript Hovers men. Foremost, we shall use the Infernal Devilish surface water to Blast-Out and Wash the tons of Fine Aurum and to snuff-out the fires at Post Haste. The rest may return to the earth and Eden.

MGH: It's Pocked, YE?

GGW: Have sure the troops tap the springs for their canteen, Golden.

MGH: And watering the horses, YE?

GGW: 'Tis best to first run-it through some sort of net, Golden. It's another requisition with Mor'is.

There's no hops

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We B-ruined

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Now the crop circles are revealing the future recipients of asteroid repair mechanisms at military locations.

Military Time

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Bait More

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Starts with a Bikini

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Radius of Vaporization

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These queerbaits need to stop pissing off godzilla, and he will stop eating them.


Probably

Motherfucking retards.

This will get fixed or you all die.