How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla

" It is eating all the food, drinking all our water and it is eventually going to breath and burn all our air. "

Says a fat ass american but hey I guess Godzilla is going to appreciate eating these big fat and juicy americans chomp chomp!

The DumbShow

-false always fails-


Are you feeling buried in Bull Shit? Can't tell which way is up? That, and nothing seems to make sense? No matter how long you study, puzzle, gawk, stare and pay attention to it, you still can't put it all together. Are we missing a piece or is it obfuscation? It's definitely a "One of a Kind" and a Real Shit Cover. It may even finish-off H2OMan.

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It's deCEiTfullNess

DOOMSDAY DOOMTOON

DomeTome Dumsburytown


FarGOAL: What's the Score, Son?

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JA!Son: The JA!paneese are kicking EVERYBODY'S Sorry-Ass Butts but, The Americans and Russi'ns are both up for 1st.

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F: What's going on with team USA?

JA!: While they are fending off the JA!ps, the Russi'ns are moving-up on them in Points. The Americans better be V-E-R-Y Carefull-there's only F-I-V-E Points between them and TOTAL ELIMINATION! If they can't beat back the JA!ps, there's going to be a chain reaction and they're Guaranteed they will Lose those 5 Points in a Tide-Breaker.

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F: 5 Points??

JA!: They're Barley Standing. They're the ST'DRAWdS that'll BREAK the B-A-C-K.

F: How???

JA!: "Reaper Cautions".

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F: WHAT?!

JA!: It's a Rock Band'it's sca'dualed for the KingDumbs on the SAME DAY!

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F: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!?

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JA!: It's the Chipped-Off Tooth Pannel-it's Brain'd new.

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Came with it's own case....

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EPIC G-RAMMATICALLY G-RAMS

Not|ndoorApproved: I had my head caught in a B|G Machine.

HighWagerBettor: What happened?

N\A: I was conscripted without pay or leave when i was ||.

HWB: What's Wrong With it?

N|A: | keep scanning for the freedom of mind in the founding paperwork and can't find it so, there's nothing wrong with it. It is |ronic how it affects the others, though.

HWB: Nothing's going to happen.

N/A:





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HIGH COUP

Einstein lived in Bern
Fukushima is Foo ku
G E Chief Immelt

WRGO 0-4 Super Deep Penetrating "Solve-It" compared to our "Compete-teors":

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New! Enhanced! Old Formula!

PoliteMan: Sincerely, AuBugleBoy succeeded by a Humongous note.

DemolitionMan: Actually, a Quartet could have flipped it.

PM: Actually, "The Original Owner of the Technology" for taking note cast to cancel just enough of the false notes for the USRxDA and let what the Audience really wanted to succeed and reveal how they really played their note.

DM: That sounds like False Notes!

PM: Yes. Some of the False Notes were preempted and cancelled out by the "O.O."

DM: Who is the "Original Owner of the Technology" used for measuring notes?

PM: Mothra. She wants us to have a chance at defeating Godzilla. She doesn't want to smash it's bare naked noggin but she will if we don't give Godzilla it's rightful and proper Crown.

DM: How do you know?

PM: I read it at GodLikeProductions on the GoryWeb.

DM: Why AuBugleBoy?

PM: He wants to do a Humongous International Public Works Project before Mothra gets here to Clobber Godzilla. He just wasn't allowed to say "Godzilla" or "Mothra".

DM: That's it?!

PM: He has a Gold Dome.

DM: It's Orange.

PM: That's Fine. Would you care to purchase tickets and Gravitate to the Godzilla Gravitas Concerto Grosso or to Four Golden Oldies in C Major?

DM: What's the Tempo?

PM: Mostly Baroque.

DM: What if it's out of tune?

PM: Then, there's a free Barbecue with complimentary refreshments later.

DM: My Opinion is this is just a bunch of Fuku.

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PM: Now we're Harmonized. Imagine, complaining that your own false notes were not noted!

(Hot Lips Sync)



One Way

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or Another (that re'actor c'ore) is going down.

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Q. What'd we get when Hairy is TrueMan left office?

A. Ayes, an hour.

Q. What'd we get when they shot JFK?

A. Jesus Fucking Christ! They shot JFK and we got St. John's son.

Q. Now we have Nix on?

A. Less Lies Lynch King a little later.

Q. So we got J.C.?

A. Right before Ray Gun.

Q. What happens with a Ray Gun?

A. You get an Eternal Burning Bush.

Q. Then what?

A. We go back to B.C.

Q. When?

A. Right after you are Bush-Whacked.

Q. How about Barracks Zero Bombs?

A. Bombed.

Q. Where are we now?

A. They are all Trumped. Trumpet Triumphed.

Q. What's next?

A. Blindsided in 20/20.

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'There's no hops!'

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'We B-ruined!'

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