How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2226485 United States 01/16/2018 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh, no, they say he's got to go Go, go, Godzilla (yeah) Oh, no, there goes Tokyo Go, go, Godzilla (yeah) |
Sam (OP) User ID: 1479583 United States 01/16/2018 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This crop glyph needs to be renamed. It's at the intersection of "Dragon Hill Road" and "Hardwell Wood": [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.streetmap.co.uk] Or, is it "Drag on Hill Road and Hard Well Would"? |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 819210 United States 01/17/2018 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "New Haven Mission Again." [link to abcnews.go.com] [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Unless: [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 819210 United States 01/17/2018 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THE GREAT GODZILLA CLAY COCOON AND CROWN COLORING CONTEST Win your very own Golden Gozilla Temple! Three Grand Godzilla Top Prizes!!! Come celebrate our Great Godzillas 7th Birthday and submit your entrees by Godzilluary 70th. RULES: Must use only BarBarick Realick Brand Golden Godzilla Color crayons. Top submitter wins cocoon design rights. Earn World Renown & The Keys to the Great Godzilla Crown Temple!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75058502 United States 01/17/2018 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Non-CGI Godzilla, simply say, in Japanese, to the actor in reptile suit that his pay is being cut in half and that his relatives who died for the Emperor in WWII were all cowards. 2. CGI Godzilla, pull the plugs on the CGI workstations. 3. CGI resurrect Raymond Burr as Godzilla's antagonist, or make Godzilla watch endless Perry Mason b&w reruns in SDTV. |
4 Modergators User ID: 819210 United States 01/17/2018 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Modergators, Could we please get a new smiley picture of our Lord Godzilla with his Golden Dome and Crow? I just joined the Church of Godzillisus and it is required to always depict Our Lord in His proper Dome and Crown. -thank you. 1. Non-CGI Godzilla, simply say, in Japanese, to the actor in reptile suit that his pay is being cut in half and that his relatives who died for the Emperor in WWII were all cowards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75058502 2. CGI Godzilla, pull the plugs on the CGI workstations. 3. CGI resurrect Raymond Burr as Godzilla's antagonist, or make Godzilla watch endless Perry Mason b&w reruns in SDTV. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69473069 United States 01/17/2018 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Goldbergman: I hear they are starting a new religion. Sam: Godzillisus. GBM: What's it about? Sam: Pray to Mothra. GBM: Sounds Great! Sam: Godzilla also. GBM: Pray to Godzilla? Sam: Yes, prey to Godzilla and/or Mothra. "But sir, I have met him and Godzilla is a Christian. He would rebuke us in that case." "Protestant is he then?" "No Sir, Anglo Saxon." |
A Prize Committee User ID: 819210 United States 01/17/2018 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: Wow! Look at all these Great Godzilla Golden Dome and Crown Coloring Contest ContestAnts. Sam: What about the clay cocoons? SMD: That to but, nobody cares. Sam: What do we have so far? SMD: 17 day's...er, Godz' in and we have a Golden Bucky Ball, a Golden Pyramid Scheme, some golden oldie religious looking stuff, a dozen eggs and a Bust of George Washington. Sam, what do we do with a tie? Sam: They make great tourniquets. |
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Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 819210 United States 01/18/2018 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: So, what is a wormhole, Sam? Sam: IDK. A Unified Standing Wave that can Flow through a Portal and is much better than 4 Ms. Buuums. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] It's not so much what goes in as where it comes out. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: OMG. Godzilla is a Worm Hole! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: Check. We're looking into it. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. (OP) User ID: 1479583 United States 01/18/2018 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | rAdIoAcTiVeMaN: What's up, Doc? Sam: I got my bill from my Doctor. rM: Didn't Godzilla Care take care of it? Sam: Oh yeah. $4,000.00 for a shot of morphine after I gave him the diagnosis. rM: What happened? Sam: Kidney stone. Veerrry painful. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] rM: Better than the fluku. It's really going around. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] I also heard Mothra is going to give Godzilla a new Scepter. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: Old news. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1479583 United States 01/19/2018 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FrankMan: Sam, you just can't Bust into the Queens Vault and walk out with her Gold! What does 4,000 tons of Gold weigh? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: Not now I can't, F. It's in the web now. [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] Sam: It's more than a Paper Parachute can handle. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Sam: It's just like Godzilla; it's above ground. It's now or never. FrankMan: It's Heavy, Sam. Sam: The Gold is just Bricking. It's Time to put it to work. We can't put it all to work, anyway. There might be Godzilla kiln in the future. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] FrankMan: You're right, Sam. It'd be beautiful. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Sam: And, not so emBarrassing when Visitors dropped in unexpectedly. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] [link to temporarytemples.co.uk] et al. FM: Think about all that Savings! Sam: It's for a Good Gauze. The Worlds will Love Her Forever. FM: Yeah, Guz everyone's else's will Boom! Sam: Yep, Mothra. It's still her Gold. I just Strategically Relocated it for Glowedball Security. Brilliant, really. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1479583 United States 01/19/2018 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: So, what is a wormhole, Sam? [link to www.psychedelicadventure.net (secure)] Sam: IDK. A Unified Standing Wave that can Flow through a Portal and is much better than 4 Ms. Buuums. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] It's not so much what goes in as where it comes out. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: OMG. Godzilla is a Worm Hole! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: Check. We're looking into it. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. (OP) User ID: 1479583 United States 01/19/2018 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Somebody saw this going down ahead of time: [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] One way or another. |
Some Major Dude User ID: 76147767 United States 01/20/2018 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: Where's Doc? MI6Man: He went to KingMan. SMD: What!? The Hell? This is no time for Patients. MI6M: He's casing the Gold Bar Stowage. We have Aye's on him. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] SMD: He said we're looking into the WormHole: [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] MI6M: He and SigmaMan are on their way to MoonBeamMan's WormHole. SMD: Holy Fuck! We have SigmaMan!? Where's he been? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.thinkaboutit-ufos.com] MI6M: Camping and Reading Comic Books we think. And they're looking into the WormHole? Doesn't that worry you? MI6Man: MI8? SMD: Either sooner or not later. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] |
SMD User ID: 76152620 United States 01/21/2018 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Message Received by Hummingbird: [link to www.telegraph.co.uk] Hey Dude! I'm at the "BAR" with BarStoolMan!!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] We're Floating! -Sam [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |
SMD User ID: 76152620 United States 01/21/2018 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] Hey Man! You'll never Believe this. We're Floating Underwater in an Empty Room. Just Water and Walls. -Sam [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |
SMD User ID: 59438509 United States 01/23/2018 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SAM: I thought I saw a shark. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Some Major Dude: In the "Bar"? [link to www.lastofdays.co.za] Sam: I saw the dorsal fin. It's eyes blinked and it shot flames out of its mouth! It wasn't a shark it was Godzilla!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: Are you alright? Sam: I've barley slept. SMD: We've got a new entry for The Great Godzilla Golden Crown and Dome Design Coloring Contest. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Sam: Yeah? SMD: Chess Pieces. Sam: Chess Peace is? SMD: Guess. Sam: King Pawn Castle Knight? [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] SMD: Just two. Sam: Queen Bishope? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: No sleep, huh? Sam, you already need a "Vatication". Take the Mrs. and a few days off and see some sights. Godzilla will still be there. Sam: Everyday...er, Godz is multiplying. Godzillas multiplicity is killing us and even Go'zillisus! It could eat everything. I won't go until I am ate. Besides, it'll be water everywhere. [link to www.etcorngods.com] SMD: Then what? More pages? |
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SMD User ID: 59438509 United States 01/23/2018 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SMD: So, where are we now? MI"6"Man: Yatesbury Castle and Godzillas Crown? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: I mean Sam and SigmaMan. MI"6"M: They're at Claim Jumper Steak House at The Golden Nugget Casino. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcirclesonline.com] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: Laughlin? MI"6"M: About the Power Plant... [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: It's a BIG DAM!!! [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] MI"6"M: Two, you say? SMD: Whatever we can do. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] |
Sam User ID: 59438509 United States 01/25/2018 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Overheard at the Goller'ia: [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] Goll'ery 4A: WHOLLY C-WRAP!!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.etcorngods.com] Goll'ery 8P:: WHOLLY R-I-PASSI'VE!!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Standing in line at the Godzilla Roller Coaster: [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] WE'RE WHOLEY FUCKED!!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] This stalk has a lot of depressed grains and kernels here. |
A Prize Committee User ID: 59438509 United States 01/25/2018 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] |
Steno. WhoaMan! User ID: 59438509 United States 01/25/2018 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MostSadMan: What's going on, Doc? Sam: WATCH OUT, DUCK!!!! MSM: Godzilla almost got me? Sam: It was right over your Headline. MSM: What should I do? Sam: Be Quiet, 4 now. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] MSM: Why should I? Sam: Maybe 6 later or as early as half past 3. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] MSM: Where is it now? Sam: ELEwhere! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] MSM: Since when? Sam: Can't even say 8. MSM: Why not? Sam: 9 4 79? MSM: How's it? How is it? Sam: One way or another. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] MSM: I got nothing. Sam: You almost have everything and then some. Stay on the same page. MSM: Where is it now? Sam: Page 4 and see level. Please keep it simple and do not compound the issue. Remember, 4 now. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] MSM: Are you finished! Sam: I probably am. MSM: What am I going to tell my WordSmithMan? Sam: Stay off page 5. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 56699675 United States 01/26/2018 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: Do we have our own Unified Standing Wave Form yet? [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Sam: The one the Secret Sauce Squad tripped into doesn't belong to us. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: We are working on one though? [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] Sam: It's hard to say. It's not in the papers. Not my field. I'll check the Whirled Worming Web. SMD: How long will it take? Sam: I could be back in ten minutes ago. SMD: What did you say to SadMan? Sam: If there is a Page 5 then they are on the 79. SMD: We have a new Great Godzilla Color A Do ContestAnt. Sam: Yeah? SMD: It's in Latin...Guess. Sam: "ORBIS"...? SMD: My Latin is a bit rusty but, I think it means "Pop-up Dome". Sam: Kind of Pointy? SMD: Not really. A Golden Crowned Dome and a Golden Pop-up Dome. What should go in the Middle Spot? Sam: K'ung Fu-tzu? SMD: Sea Wheels. The Queen is always in the middle and Castles in the Corners. Sam: Godzillisaurus? SMD: Not yet but, China always reminds me of a Walnut. Sam: George Washington loved Walnuts. There's also the Kremlin. SMD: They already do not have enough. Sam: So Confucisious... [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] SMD: It's their Stash, too. The Walnut must want to be eaten before it is eatable. Sam: A Mutual Agreement? SMD: A Mutual Cycle. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 56699675 United States 01/26/2018 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sam: Hey you! GoldBrickingMan! Get off your B'arse and get to work! [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 76182090 United States 01/28/2018 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sam: What is it? Some Major Dude: I think it's an egg holder. [link to www.cropcirclecenter.com (secure)] Sam: What does it say? SMD: I think it translates into "Godzillasaurryus". Sam: That's a whole lot for an egg holder. Where is our egg holder? SMD: It already fell into it's own Worm Hole. It's a Macadamia under a Volcano. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: It's going to be Wholly Mothra Magma! We're going to be Wholly Owned Now! Wholly C-Rap! SMD: Speaking of Go'zilla Eggs, where's the Bounty? Sam: Hopefully it's not Adrift. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |