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I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION

 
I ATE OLD FOOD
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I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



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you're worse than fucking roy moore.
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I say 14 y.o. box because it EXPIRED in '04, meaning, it was probably manufactured at least a year before that
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lucky you don't have a weak disposition
you should've had someone videoing the event for entertainment tonight
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Panburger Partner?
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Why did you waste a pound of filet mignon on it? Should have tried it with a piece of 14 Y. Old frozen Hamburger meat to match. Try that next time and let us know how it tastes.
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Why did you waste a pound of filet mignon on it? Should have tried it with a piece of 14 Y. Old frozen Hamburger meat to match. Try that next time and let us know how it tastes.
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Ya he'll bump this thread in 2032
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Panburger Partner?
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Exactly.
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I say 14 y.o. box because it EXPIRED in '04, meaning, it was probably manufactured at least a year before that
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I'm not surprised, HH is mostly seasonings and pasta. Try to that with the cheese one and you won't be so lucky. Things with chicken fat/broth will also go rancid after a few years. It depends on the powder.
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Why did you waste a pound of filet mignon on it? Should have tried it with a piece of 14 Y. Old frozen Hamburger meat to match. Try that next time and let us know how it tastes.
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I took a risk. The box & it's contents were in perfect, near mint condition. I thought, what the hey, why not go full tilt and use the filet i bought for dinner (to broil, medium well)?

It came out much better than expected.

I didn't get sick, then my wife finally caved in and tried it and was in total agreement.

I'll probably find even older food items/products knowing our pantries. Sometimes because of some of our parents & grandparents and the way they were brought up - during or after the great depression of the 1930's - we too tend to save EVERYTHING! - or find it hard to part with some things. It's been a long while since I cleaned out our pantry and just thought, why not? I don't even use any product like that anymore, a.k.a. 'hamburger helper'. I took a chance and it was worth it. Also, we had just recentlu seen a tv news program discussing 'how long should you keep food items and is it dangerous to consume long expired items' - and it was of the opinion of the presenter that even very long expired food items are still good to eat. I also not that pre-packaged "prepper" items claim that they are good for 20 years or more so, I guess it's a valid argument.
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How's your ring piece?
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This could be your thing! You can be the guy that eats and reviews rotten garbage! Think about it, your glory awaits
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This could be your thing! You can be the guy that eats and reviews rotten garbage! Think about it, your glory awaits
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why not?

it would certainly save food waste

or bring attention to it
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How's your ring piece?
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qoui?

mon ring de marriage

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couldn't be any worse than expiration date April 2018.
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The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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What about the next day?
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Why did you vote for Hillary Clinton?
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"I ATE 14 Y.OLD..."

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I hate hospitals. A strong ginger drink should be at hand when doing this (helps with nausea, won't do much for botulism or food poisoning)
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Why did you vote for Hillary Clinton?
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Why do you wish to insult me?
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I've eaten lots of 14yo Military MRE's and alive to talk about it
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I've eaten lots of 14yo Military MRE's and alive to talk about it
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I was trying to talk about that earlier. It's all the same. The chemicals keep it fresh. It was an experiment, it was good to know we can keep old foods, at least some old foods and we won't die in an emergency situation without it, God forbid...
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Oh man, that is nasty.
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Did you add hamburger? I hear it does fine all by itself.



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Did you add hamburger? I hear it does fine all by itself.



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it tastes better knowing it is simply pasta alfredo with beef. garlic & fresh parsely

or, better yet, [link to tasty.co (secure)]
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
One Skillet Ground Beef Stroganoff
Preparation
Add olive to a large pan over medium heat. Once the oil begins to shimmer, add the mushrooms and cook until tender, 5 to 6 minutes. Transfer the mushrooms to a plate.
In the same pan, add the butter. Add the onion, ground beef, and garlic powder. Stir until the meat is browned, breaking it up as you stir.
Drain any excess fat and return the pan to the stove.
Add the flour and paprika. Stir until thick, about 1 to 2 minutes.
Add the sherry, and stir, scraping up any brown bits from the bottom of the pan.
Add the beef broth and bring the mixture to a boil.
Add the egg noodles, salt, and pepper. Reduce the heat to simmer. Cover the pan with a lid.
Stir often, until the noodles are tender, about 8 to 10 minutes.
Return the mushrooms to the pan and stir to combine.
Add the sour cream and stir. Top with chopped parsley.
Enjoy!
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The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



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This could be your thing! You can be the guy that eats and reviews rotten garbage! Think about it, your glory awaits
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Uh-oh, Detroit50 has competition.
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This could be your thing! You can be the guy that eats and reviews rotten garbage! Think about it, your glory awaits
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Uh-oh, Detroit50 has competition.
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This!!
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This could be your thing! You can be the guy that eats and reviews rotten garbage! Think about it, your glory awaits
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Uh-oh, Detroit50 has competition.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191101


This!!
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That





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