I Ate 14 y. Old Hamburger Helper Last Night, Ask me a Question

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I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
ondrunn User ID: 78318396 United States 05/28/2020 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Does it get better with age?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 74752921 United States 05/28/2020 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION The box has an expiration date of April '04 And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce. The end result? Absolutely delicious! Quoting: I ATE OLD FOOD 1897079 Fantastic juxtaposition between filet mignon and an ancient dollar store mystery meat patty. Well done. No pun intended.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74752921 United States 05/28/2020 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Does it get better with age? Quoting: ondrunn He probably served it with a mix of Dom Perignon and box wine.
Trained Noticer Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 05/28/2020 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION The box has an expiration date of April '04 And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce. The end result? Absolutely delicious! Quoting: I ATE OLD FOOD 1897079 D50? That you? Quoting: Trained Noticer the verbiage is too sophisticated, even if the subject matter is not. Quoting: nimmerfall Ah, so true. And there was punctuation. My bad. For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain)
telling it straight User ID: 77027193 United States 05/28/2020 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Very brave of you, OP. Glad you survived to tell us about it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77599409 Mexico 05/28/2020 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Did your mom buy it to commemorate your first birth day?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77599409 Mexico 05/28/2020 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION This obviously proves that "artificial" means "forever".
Bill the Butcher User ID: 59310310 United States 05/28/2020 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION 14 year old dried goods. Meh....I ate oysters outdated by a week. I win. War is coming
verino User ID: 74094910 United States 05/28/2020 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION What did your autopsy show?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78962384 United States 05/28/2020 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION You're lucky it wasn't full of weevils. Nothing but a bit more protein.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77095692 United States 05/28/2020 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Was it more delicious and natural tasting than the gmo shit they sell today?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 76581406 United States 05/28/2020 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION you have the shits yet?
Red John User ID: 56891702 Canada 05/28/2020 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge, is is safe? Quoting: Red John Yes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1897079 I just checked no go it has a weird smell and flavor I put it in the compost bucket oh hai!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78953532 United States 05/28/2020 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Hillary has eaten 14 year olds, too, even younger.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78783713 United States 05/28/2020 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I need photographic proof. Take a picture of the front of box and expiration date. Thanks.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71195129 United States 05/28/2020 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Did it kill the WuTang Flu?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 78264107 United States 05/28/2020 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION What was your time of death, and where do we send condolences??? Also, being a ghost who can still surf the web sounds legit. Enjoy the afterlife.
SoulWinner User ID: 75527049 United States 05/28/2020 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Which best describes you: A. Disorganized Mormon B. Daring Mormon C. Exceedinly thrifty Mormon D. All of the above ...Loving souls, starving trolls...
SoulWinner User ID: 75527049 United States 05/28/2020 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION You're lucky it wasn't full of weevils. Nothing but a bit more protein. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78962384 Weevils = Mormon protein supplement ...Loving souls, starving trolls...
RepublicofTexas User ID: 78962973 United States 05/28/2020 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Plastic lasts forever, it is misleading to include expiration dates. Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail."
Red John User ID: 56891702 Canada 05/28/2020 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I need photographic proof. Take a picture of the front of box and expiration date. Thanks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78783713 box has been in the bin since 2017 when the OP posted the thread oh hai!
RepublicofTexas User ID: 78962973 United States 05/28/2020 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge, is is safe? Quoting: Red John Yes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1897079 I just checked no go it has a weird smell and flavor I put it in the compost bucket Quoting: Red John Butyric acid smells like emesis. Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77778073 United States 05/28/2020 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION nice
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77801532 United States 05/28/2020 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION Did you poop?
Red John User ID: 56891702 Canada 05/28/2020 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge, is is safe? Quoting: Red John Yes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1897079 I just checked no go it has a weird smell and flavor I put it in the compost bucket Quoting: Red John Butyric acid smells like emesis. Quoting: RepublicofTexas it smelled like motor oil when I heated it in the frying pan to test oh hai!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78945993 United States 05/28/2020 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION That might be pre gmo Probably delicious

Anonymous Coward User ID: 52632333 United States 05/28/2020 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION The box has an expiration date of April '04 And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce. The end result? Absolutely delicious! Quoting: I ATE OLD FOOD 1897079 Pics please of you swallowing.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78851053 Latvia 05/28/2020 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION That shit could last until 2904. Congrats. You ate survival food.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52632333 United States 05/28/2020 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION The box has an expiration date of April '04 And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce. The end result? Absolutely delicious! Quoting: I ATE OLD FOOD 1897079 Pics please of you swallowing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52632333 On a lighter note ...just be careful OP. Consuming Rancid fats bas been shown to damage your brain and lead to dementia. Just saying be aware of the content of the mixes.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76597567 Canada 05/28/2020 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION I like your style OP Next time try some old meat, or at least wild meat or game meat as an additive. But nothing too dangerous. We wouldn't want to lose you.
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