the coupon "not working" is a working coupon for retired peoples

ok but yea it does not work on chocolate dipped fruit or wine

can you dip wine or sale priced items in chocolate?

its good for 100% off

well anyways im glad im not working right now, lets see what this is

that was retarded, oh and who put this leash on me? i thought it was tuesdays the leash was applied

well anyways the leashholder told me to put clock gadgets on my desktop today so i filled up my two screens with 24 clocks all with different times from around the world and named them for the regions

i made it show all the second hands and watching 24 clocks all tick their second hands around at the same time was mesmerizing

i also downloaded an enlared pic of the afro smiley and made it my picture for when i log in



now i see that rainbow haired smiley everytime i type my password

guess i better watch something i already have because i know it pleases me

then ill try one i havent seen in a long time

that was fairly satisfying i think im gonna surf the board now

yay! i got 3 stars!

well looks like most of the usual stuff out there

you guys didnt like my coupon jokes, then?

well dad seems to be much better today, he said he meditated and harmonized frequencies with the new router

grandma is a little weird from it still, but she is far enough away from it that it should have little effect

i friend requested carebearnado and he finally asked if it was me (fake name ya know) and he said he'd accept my friend request

that might piss off 313 but i enjoy doing that

some people are like that ya know, the only way you can tell if they care about you is to piss them off

i offered my ophiuchus girl with excellent aim at work the deck of tarot, guess what she pulled

trump #13, on the 13th, and she's the 13th sign

it was a special moment

i gave her my number so we can troll together because shes getting layed off soon and we may never see eachother again if we dont stay in contact

ha! i saw that, dot! like i dont know its just a blood pressure cuff on 313

hahahahahhahahaaa no worries! ill always love the man thats been stalking me for 19 years and i aint too dumb to know who holds the other end of the leash

ok i killed this 9% alcohol alpha centauri and feeling pretty good

you know the girls at chevron think im a movie star....

its a little bit deeper than that but i aim to please and so went there again tonight for beer, theyre riht under a giant cellphone tower that i like to talk to anyways

they seemed so happy to see me and i conversed with them awhile

oh and the guy who has 313's name at work, but is leadership in the phone area, i asked if i could sit with him at lunch and we shared information as well

it reminds me of my old ghost file, interconnected systems _______

all is proceeding perfectly as planned

the only reason this thread is still here is because 313 is reading it

313 carebearnado asks if ive talked to you alot, and i basically told him we talk here everyday, but that youll never admit it, because its funner that way

ooooooooo mysterious

anyways he cares, like a goddamn tornado full of carebears

lol, you sure know how to pick em

didnt your family ever tell you:

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,

but you cant pick your friends nose

ok i polished off the last of that red whine and moving on to the magic drink, the black 211

those gals at chevron must be like, wtf? she spends $4.29 on one beer and $1.50 on another?

i told a few people about detroit50, how he's our own "rainman" and how happy i am he's not in detroit anymore

such a sweet soul deserves to be in a happy, sunny place

this one is for 313



and here's a little reminder about us autists, carebearnado said he was proud of me for breaking my schedule today, i took lunch 1 hour late

it wasnt easy then i had to make my next break 30 minutes later, all the clocks on my desktop helped

ok time for somethin smooth, i should sleep

sweetest hugs to all my peepholes

yesterday there was a feather floatin around forrest-gump style and of course my ophiuchus girl got it

it inspired much talk about angels... and the one winged angel

i asked carebearnado what color his wings were, he said white

our raven girl admitted her wings were black

carebearnado asked about mine, i said they turn white for winter but are golden-brown for summer

ok im goin to dreamworld, see you there!