What DO HITLERY CLINTON & TAMPONS HAVE IN COMMON?

I don't know, you can flush a used tampon down the loo, but we've been trying to do that with Clinton since she lost the election.

As a man I have no interest in either.

omg, these are the real reasons she lost

you can flush either of them???

When you flush them, they keep coming back up.

yep

Post your favourite hitlery clinton jokes here

No hitlery joke, but a seasonal one.

Why did Mrs. Claus never get pregnant?

Because Santa Claus comes down the chimney.

She is to old for Tampons, she should have went through the change many years ago. She would have to be a rare bird indeed to have not gone through the change of life where month cycle no long happen.

That could have been a bad time for those around her then.

Her gash is full of Clinton cash and Billy's balls in there
And children's teeth all hang from strands of matted pubic hair
Vince fosters Schween exudes a stink that fills the cold night air
Because it's stashed inside the ass where ol Bill lives ...in there.

The evil ways Go on for days in tortured cankles room
As she beats the crap out of trumps right half from the cardboard cutout boom.

And when she's done and it's no more fun she gets down on her knees
And says Donald trump don't squeeze your dump on poor dear Hillary.

But don hears not and starts to squat his butt cheeks o'er her head
Pumps his poopie and combs his toupe and heads back home to bed.

LOL

I would but my nail gun is loaded and I’m afraid I might shoot my self in the head ten times while I sleep.

They are both covering up a bloody mess ?

A mentally healthy man wants nothing to do with either?

holeee fuk

Did you hear that Hillary proposed an 11th Commandment?

Do not expose thy rod to thy staff!

it doesn't end there

How about pics?

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Both can be pulled by strings