Anonymous Coward User ID: 6655394 United States 12/18/2017 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Florida Court Rules Front Yard Vegetable Garden ILLEGAL But Plastic Flamingos Are A-Okay!!! Florida’s 3rd District Court of Appeal just claimed that it is okay to fill your yard with plastic flamingos but if you plant vegetables, it’s illegal. Miami, FL — Last month, Florida’s 3rd District Court of Appeal upheld Miami Shores’ tyrannical and entirely unhealthy ban on front-yard vegetable gardens. The village of Miami Shores, according to the ruling, has every right to take legal action against residents who dare to grow food in their own yards because they are “ugly.” The ruling in this most recent court case states that: Miami Shores homeowners may have virtually anything in their front yard. They may decorate with garden gnomes, pink flamingos and trolls. They may park their boats and jet skis. And they are free to grow whatever trees, flowers, shrubs, grasses, fruits and berries they desire. There is, however, one thing forbidden: Vegetables. [ link to www.naturalblaze.com (secure)] This is also one the most Solar-Unfriendly states in the U.S. Imagine if portable solar panels were available to those who suffered, and died during the hurricanes? Imagine if shelters kept them in storage until needed. |
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