To top it all off, AC, said pansexual Predator will rape every man and woman it can find. Everyone who complains of being raped by the Predator will be instantly and permanently labeled a racist, and it'll be even worse for women since the Predator babies will literally explode out of their uteruses. Any surviving women will be called racists for not furiously masturbating and/or being too horny to think at all when the pansexual Predator comes back.

This'll be considered one of Disney's "darker" movies, but that detail will be declared very minor and proclaimed as one of the greatest movies of all time. It'll be then on TV more than the Christmas Story and the National Lampoon's Christmas movies combined.