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strgzr
 User ID: 36755152  United States12/28/2017 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Quoting: Larry D. Croc You're just materialistic....the fact that you had to create a post to get praise for your birthday proves this. When’s your birthday? I don't celebrate birthdays. Like sport...it has no significance on anyone's lives except a pass to be a self entitled, pretentious asshole for a day. So la dee dah. :) |
| last one
I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States12/28/2017 11:47 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Larry, I missed this thread today. Happy Birthday, and wishes for many more to come. Good health, and a good wife are worth all the tea in China. Last Edited by last one on 12/28/2017 11:52 PM If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States12/28/2017 11:55 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Quoting: Larry D. Croc You're just materialistic....the fact that you had to create a post to get praise for your birthday proves this. When’s your birthday? I don't celebrate birthdays. Like sport...it has no significance on anyone's lives except a pass to be a self entitled, pretentious asshole for a day. I once told a former boss to please not make a big deal of my birthday. To me, every birthday is just another day closer to death. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
| 1s3v3ns7ar
User ID: 12205049  Australia12/29/2017 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: 1s3v3ns7ar You're just materialistic....the fact that you had to create a post to get praise for your birthday proves this. When’s your birthday? I don't celebrate birthdays. Like sport...it has no significance on anyone's lives except a pass to be a self entitled, pretentious asshole for a day. I once told a former boss to please not make a big deal of my birthday. To me, every birthday is just another day closer to death. Thank you! It's more like a celebration of my pending doom rather than a celebration of my birth. I'm stuck between ancient aliens creating our existence and simulation theory. |
| Beetlepumprr
User ID: 76027879 United States12/29/2017 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder if I could send a beer to ya from Amazon? there is a place called Postmates and a few others. hmmm. I just found 8 apps that has of course eight companies that deliver to you. Some in 25 min. or less. I just posted a new place on here about it. If your in Postmates delivery area I'd sure try it out. Last Edited by Beetlepumprr on 12/29/2017 12:19 AM When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. I'm just a product of insufficient modality. Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! |
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| The Gent
User ID: 76048592  United Kingdom12/29/2017 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday; here's a few Birthday observations! The number one cause of death is too many birthdays. It's easier to remember your age if you don't change it every year. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime. What goes up and never comes down? Your age! Have a great one. The Gent  |
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| Beetlepumprr
User ID: 76027879 United States12/29/2017 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you. I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born! Then the doctor slapped my mom! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. On my wife's birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it's not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it. When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. I'm just a product of insufficient modality. Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! |
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| ChrisVet
User ID: 76013019  Canada12/29/2017 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and whatever else comes to mind. Quoting: Larry D. Croc Never thought I'd make it this far let alone being in decent shape in all phases of life. I'm grateful and I'm thankful and I take none of it for granted. And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Classy day for a classy guy. Happy birthday Larry. "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
| CaptiveR User ID: 23264241 United Kingdom12/29/2017 04:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and whatever else comes to mind. Quoting: Larry D. Croc Never thought I'd make it this far let alone being in decent shape in all phases of life. I'm grateful and I'm thankful and I take none of it for granted. And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." I hate champagne, never tried cognac and i'd sooner have all the lobsters be lobsters on the ocean floor. |
| ZZ Tilt
User ID: 72471037  Netherlands12/29/2017 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Quoting: Larry D. Croc It's all about the presents? How juvenile. Happy Birthday btw Last Edited by ZZ Tilt on 12/29/2017 06:03 AM As Above So Typo |
| beeches
User ID: 74276477 United States12/29/2017 07:17 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It sounds like a rap video, will you rent a "lambo" too? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75502460 Are you black? Happy birthday ;) Nope, just an older Caucasian who, today, has not a care in the world. may it continue! Happy Day after your birthday!  Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:41 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and whatever else comes to mind. Quoting: Larry D. Croc Never thought I'd make it this far let alone being in decent shape in all phases of life. I'm grateful and I'm thankful and I take none of it for granted. And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Happy birthday to you and many many more. May the treasure of life be revealed to you.  It's already been revealed to me, thanks. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, Darth, and a happy new year to you and yours. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Quoting: Larry D. Croc You're just materialistic....the fact that you had to create a post to get praise for your birthday proves this. "materialistic?" Of course! Here on GLP we each send money to anyone who posts his/her birthday. We all pitched in for Larry's lobster, too! You didn't know this?  "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Larry, I missed this thread today. Happy Birthday, and wishes for many more to come. Good health, and a good wife are worth all the tea in China. Quoting: last one Let's agree on all the coffee in Brazil, ok? I'm not much of a tea fan but I do appreciate my health and I LOVE my wife. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder if I could send a beer to ya from Amazon? Quoting: Beetlepumprr there is a place called Postmates and a few others. hmmm. I just found 8 apps that has of course eight companies that deliver to you. Some in 25 min. or less. I just posted a new place on here about it. If your in Postmates delivery area I'd sure try it out. I appreciate the thought, Beetle. I'm blessed to the point where I'd kindly suggest we wait and try that on someone who's down on their luck if that's ok with you? "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't KNOW You that well yet I must say it seems very refined and somehow all agree well earned. Quoting: Intercessor Thank you, Intercessor. I appreciate the kind thoughts. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday; here's a few Birthday observations! Quoting: The Gent The number one cause of death is too many birthdays. It's easier to remember your age if you don't change it every year. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime. What goes up and never comes down? Your age! Have a great one. The Gent  A major 'yup' on the forgetting a wife's birthday; not something one would care to do twice."Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From the vantage point of 67 I can report that the first day of it was outstanding. Stay tuned for updates...  "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and whatever else comes to mind. Quoting: Larry D. Croc Never thought I'd make it this far let alone being in decent shape in all phases of life. I'm grateful and I'm thankful and I take none of it for granted. And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Classy day for a classy guy. Happy birthday Larry. Thanks, Chris, and a happy new year to you and yours. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Concorde Warrior F-BVFA
User ID: 76048316  France12/29/2017 07:51 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From the vantage point of 67 I can report that the first day of it was outstanding. Stay tuned for updates... Hi Croc, I am one year younger than you are. I hope you had a nice birthday! Keep up the good spirit!!! I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
| hollyavila
User ID: 75520996 United States12/29/2017 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and whatever else comes to mind. Quoting: Larry D. Croc Never thought I'd make it this far let alone being in decent shape in all phases of life. I'm grateful and I'm thankful and I take none of it for granted. And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Forget the lobster. It calcifies the pineal gland and your pineal is your third eye, kind of important. |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And with a birthday three days after Christmas and three days before the New Year, you get to find out quickly who the cheap ass relatives are. They'd give a gift at Christmas and say something like, "Merry Christmas...and, uh, oh yeah happy birthday too..." Quoting: Larry D. Croc It's all about the presents? How juvenile. Happy Birthday btw I suspect that at the ages of oh say 7,8,9 it's not impossible to imagine a kid would feel a bit left out of the whole birthday thing if their birthday fell between Christmas and the new year. I'll freely admit, as a juvenile I was, at times, juvenile. Guilty as charged but hopefully have moved way past that since... "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It sounds like a rap video, will you rent a "lambo" too? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75502460 Are you black? Happy birthday ;) Nope, just an older Caucasian who, today, has not a care in the world. may it continue! Happy Day after your birthday! Why thank you very much, Beeches, the second day is shaping up, though early, as nicely as yesterday.  "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Larry D. Croc
(OP) User ID: 70736097 United States12/29/2017 07:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From the vantage point of 67 I can report that the first day of it was outstanding. Stay tuned for updates... Hi Croc, I am one year younger than you are. I hope you had a nice birthday! Keep up the good spirit!!! It was one of the top five without doubt. The good spirit abides, thanks. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Concorde Warrior F-BVFA
User ID: 76048316 France12/29/2017 08:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From the vantage point of 67 I can report that the first day of it was outstanding. Stay tuned for updates... Hi Croc, I am one year younger than you are. I hope you had a nice birthday! Keep up the good spirit!!! It was one of the top five without doubt. The good spirit abides, thanks. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
| Esoterica
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