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What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?

 
Will
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12/30/2017 12:04 AM
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What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes.
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12/30/2017 12:10 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You'd get choked the f out. The whole idea is its a technique, legs contain the body's largest muscles, even a Steve Urkle can crush your breath with hundreds PSI.
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12/30/2017 12:13 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Or twist and snap that neck.
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12/30/2017 12:17 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You'd get choked the f out. The whole idea is its a technique, legs contain the body's largest muscles, even a Steve Urkle can crush your breath with hundreds PSI.
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Yes but legs aren't really made to press inwards, is there any proof that squeezing the legs together can crush with hundreds of PSI?
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Lol...you fantasize about being choked out by a scrawny nerds.

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12/30/2017 12:20 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
i may or may not suck the guys dick
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12/30/2017 12:20 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Did someone steal your goat england
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12/30/2017 12:21 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You forget the adrenaline boost he probably is under.
I bet he could lift a car at that point.
Mind over matter in other terms.

He probably knows exactly how to turn that fat head of yours to crush that larynx you no longer need.
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12/30/2017 12:22 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
inst this the 3rd thread of yours about the matter?
Will (OP)
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12/30/2017 12:24 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You forget the adrenaline boost he probably is under.
I bet he could lift a car at that point.
Mind over matter in other terms.

He probably knows exactly how to turn that fat head of yours to crush that larynx you no longer need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75290368


Yeah but I'd get an adrenaline boost too..
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12/30/2017 12:25 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You'd splurge in your pants and die a happy pervert.
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12/30/2017 12:26 AM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You forget the adrenaline boost he probably is under.
I bet he could lift a car at that point.
Mind over matter in other terms.

He probably knows exactly how to turn that fat head of yours to crush that larynx you no longer need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75290368


Yeah but I'd get an adrenaline boost too..
 Quoting: Will 75899221


Hmm..Ever flood a powerful motor with too much fuel?
Same thing here..You toast just don't realize it yet.
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Pull your handgun from your holster and fire two rounds in skinny boy's nuts. He'll let go
If something can corrupt you then you're already corrupt. Bob Marley
Will (OP)
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12/30/2017 12:12 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Pull your handgun from your holster and fire two rounds in skinny boy's nuts. He'll let go
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Assuming I have no gun.
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Lol...you fantasize about being choked out by a scrawny nerds.

wrongwithyou
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Yeah, OP's trolling, but it is funny.
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12/30/2017 12:23 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes.
 Quoting: Will 75899221


Link?
Will (OP)
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes.
 Quoting: Will 75899221


Link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44339900


[link to www.laconiadailysun.com]

Here's the link to the article I mentioned about death by being strangled by a nerd's legs
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12/30/2017 12:35 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes.
 Quoting: Will 75899221


Link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44339900


[link to www.laconiadailysun.com]

Here's the link to the article I mentioned about death by being strangled by a nerd's legs
 Quoting: Will 75899221


Sho' nuff-

Damn- ef that. I think he did more than a "scissor hold" if the guys windpipe was crushed.

But let me get this straight... these two crazietards are stuck together in an apartment and left to their own devices?

What could go wrong? 1dunno1
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12/30/2017 12:37 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
i may or may not suck the guys dick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59712278


LOL
Wil (OP)
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12/30/2017 12:47 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
i may or may not suck the guys dick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59712278


LOL
 Quoting: i used to sport an eyepatch 76054842


ewww
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12/30/2017 01:21 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Op is mental.

A "nerd" should be smart enough to carry a weapon lethal enough to make this question mute.

Even a good non lethal weapon makes this question mute.

Why would a nerd use a move that requires special training


Op must be like 14
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12/30/2017 01:29 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes.
 Quoting: Will 75899221


You are a stereotypical nerd.
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12/30/2017 01:30 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Very odd question, one of the strangest I've read on GLP
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12/30/2017 01:31 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
what would happen would be roars of encouragement from GLPers worldwide, for said nerd
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
You would ejaculate.
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12/30/2017 02:08 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Ya ... You can probably die a horrible death.
OR...
You can just bite his pecker off !!!
Will (OP)
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12/30/2017 02:44 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
Ya ... You can probably die a horrible death.
OR...
You can just bite his pecker off !!!
 Quoting: No Name 70868562


Umm in that kind of position he'd be squeezing my neck and it'd probably be hard or impossible to turn my neck around to bite him or move my neck/head at all. .
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12/30/2017 02:46 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
I'm 200 pounds and would pick him up and bash him down with such a force that his eyeballs come shooting out of his ass.
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12/30/2017 02:49 PM
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Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me?
All that headlock story just cuz OP wants a cawk flopping near his derty mouf!





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