Have you ever passed out as drunk?

I have done that but somebody called an ambulance and they took me to a hospital.

It was snowing and about -10 degrees outside.

It doesn't get cold enough here to freeze the cops just come along and take you home.

Or a spider comes along and kills you with its venom.

Because it feels like it.

Its Australia, I bet even the crickets are venomous.

Nah if you were drunk and passed out even a funnel web would just piss on you and wander off.

Only 2 spiders here can kill you Redback and Funnel web.
And they tend to only attack moving humans.

Oh ffs you are in Brazil you have the give you a stiffy then heart attack spider!

Not where I live. There is basically nothing apart from some very rare snakes that can actually kill a person.

Brazilian wandering spider is actually the most venomous in the world and it actually chases you its not even scared.
Generally only a male funnel web will jump at you they can jump 4 feet and latch on only during mating season and its generally out in the middle of the bush.
And we have anti venom you won't die.

The animals you refer live in a different area. I live in the very south, almost not venomous animals here.