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Star Wars, The Last Jedi SUCKED

 
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Star Wars, The Last Jedi SUCKED
I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


Rogue One was good, the only hope for Star Wars is the one-off stories from the classic era like that (maybe Solo will be good, for instance). The mainline trilogy is now a disaster. Incredibly they are giving Rian Johnson his own new trilogy as a reward for this mess, but for one certainly won't watch it. I don't see why I would watch Episode IX after.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


The minute Disney took over and you suddenly started seeing Jedi tampons and Chewbacca backpacks told me everything was going to suck. I don't even watch them now so as to not taint the beauty of the originals.
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Only kid go see disney movie ...
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Star Wars The last of the series hopefully

I love original star wars
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Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
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Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

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Terrible movie
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.
 Quoting: Jai_Guru_St.V_Om

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting:



Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

:wahmbulence:


Your defending this shit movie. Pathetic. Sorry
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The last Jedi was just horrid. Luke wouldnt hide. Period. Good call OP
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hahahehe, warned you!
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He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.
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:youreafag:
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


Rogue One was good, the only hope for Star Wars is the one-off stories from the classic era like that (maybe Solo will be good, for instance). The mainline trilogy is now a disaster. Incredibly they are giving Rian Johnson his own new trilogy as a reward for this mess, but for one certainly won't watch it. I don't see why I would watch Episode IX after.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76044084


Rogue one was terrible.

The story was pure bullcrap, the acting was subpar, the dialogue was cringy as hell.

All in all crap they keep trying to recapture the magic of the old star wars films and it always ends up a try hard disaster.

They need to just let this franchise die already.
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Great review!


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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


thanks for confirming what I had said day one but somehow you put it a lot more simply but conveyed the entire deal.

they destroyed Star Wars for me and obviously for you as well.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


thanks for confirming what I had said day one but somehow you put it a lot more simply but conveyed the entire deal.

they destroyed Star Wars for me and obviously for you as well.
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meh too :(
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Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.
 Quoting: Jai_Guru_St.V_Om

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting:



Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

:wahmbulence:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76106986


Your defending this shit movie. Pathetic. Sorry




Well then why did any of the jedi's or sith use this power to fly through space?

Why are they just now introducing it?

If she is just "force sensitive" and can do it, that means masters of the force should be able to do it effortlessly, yet they still need space ships?



Stop defending this debacle of a piece of shit movie.

It sucks and it's sad.

Pretty much everything the OP said was spot on.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.
 Quoting: Jai_Guru_St.V_Om

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting:



Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

:wahmbulence:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76106986


Your defending this shit movie. Pathetic. Sorry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75826206




Well then why did any of the jedi's or sith use this power to fly through space?

Why are they just now introducing it?

If she is just "force sensitive" and can do it, that means masters of the force should be able to do it effortlessly, yet they still need space ships?



Stop defending this debacle of a piece of shit movie.

It sucks and it's sad.

Pretty much everything the OP said was spot on.








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Because in the grand scheme of things, Star Wars matters.

In the Ages to come, I'm sure you'll be sitting there thinking, How could Po have gotten killed off like that?
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.
 Quoting: Jai_Guru_St.V_Om

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting:



Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

:wahmbulence:


What a sad defence with all the right college intellectual buzzwords. Let’s see you defend:

1. Rey is literally MarySue yet doesn’t need training from Luke, according to Yoda.
2. Snoke is a throwaway who can’t feel Kylo use the force on a lightsaber next to him.
3. Tractor beams no longer exist.
4. Rose risks destroying the Resistance just to save her crush/boyfriend Finn, although her sister sacrificed her own life to save the Resistance.
5. Entire Finn Rose sub plot literally serves no plot purpose.
6. Unprecedented Force powers with no explanation.
7. Holdo can’t take one minute to explain her plans to Poe.

I could go on...this is just a badly written movie and has done great damage to the saga.
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they all sucked. the only thing to remmeber from all them movies is: jfk shot first
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Millennium Falcon, Chewie growling, John Williams' music blaring. Personally? I'm there every time.
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Millennium Falcon, Chewie growling, John Williams' music blaring. Personally? I'm there every time.
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it helps but I cannot get over the butt hurt of the bigger destruction going on...
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Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


He did no such thing, he became a hermit and pwned at the end.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.
 Quoting:

So, you're a racist and can't stand to see other races represented in a galaxy where things can have 3 heads or look like a lobster. Got it.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?
 Quoting:

She did have training; Luke trained her. Are you sure you saw the film? She never fought Sith, she fought First Order.
A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.
 Quoting:

The only thing resembling the Hoth Ground assault was the color white.

Nobody whined or sang anything, they fought, they even attempted self-sacrifice. Many Resistance died nobly.


Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.
 Quoting: Jai_Guru_St.V_Om

Poe is a hot-head who doesn't play by the rules in a military environment. He didn't get "shot down" he got corrected, as he should, for making bad decisions that cost lives. You think because he's white he should be allowed to disobey orders? Again: racist.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.
 Quoting:


Leia is force-sensitive and used the force to protect herself from the vacuum of space and get to safety. Not the best scene, agreed, but hardly something that ruins the film or the franchise. The real question is why they thought it was necessary...they must've known it wasn't going to read well on the screen? No worse than Meteor space worm in Empire Strikes back or belching frog in ROTJ or "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the Universe" of Jango Fett. No worse than Baby Boba.
Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting:



Wah, it didn't play out how I expected or wanted, wah! They should've made the movie I imagined in my trite, simplistic, racist head, wah!

:wahmbulence:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76044084


What a sad defence with all the right college intellectual buzzwords. Let’s see you defend:

1. Rey is literally MarySue yet doesn’t need training from Luke, according to Yoda.
2. Snoke is a throwaway who can’t feel Kylo use the force on a lightsaber next to him.
3. Tractor beams no longer exist.
4. Rose risks destroying the Resistance just to save her crush/boyfriend Finn, although her sister sacrificed her own life to save the Resistance.
5. Entire Finn Rose sub plot literally serves no plot purpose.
6. Unprecedented Force powers with no explanation.
7. Holdo can’t take one minute to explain her plans to Poe.

I could go on...this is just a badly written movie and has done great damage to the saga.


The stupid shit with Rose crashing her "salt speeder" into Flynn, risking killing both of them, to save Finns life was dumb as fuck.

Should have just let Finn take one for the team and get rid of that character.

Movie was a disappointment and a half, and I'm a big Star Wars fan.
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It's Dogshit.

Rey is a complete Mary Sue character that Has not developed since the beginning of The Farce Awakens.

Every male character gets shit on by the writers. All the female characters are holier than thou who can do no wrong.

The more time i have to think about this movie since watching it, the more i hate it.

All the iconic characters are now dead - Luke, Han, Leia. We're just stuck with a bunch of snowflake millenial loosers that i really couldn't give a shit about. I have zero interest in watching part 3 of this trilogy. It can go fuck itself.

I'd rate this movie lower than The Holiday Special.
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As Road Glide said:

Let’s see you defend:

1. Rey is literally MarySue yet doesn’t need training from Luke, according to Yoda.
2. Snoke is a throwaway who can’t feel Kylo use the force on a lightsaber next to him.
3. Tractor beams no longer exist.
4. Rose risks destroying the Resistance just to save her crush/boyfriend Finn, although her sister sacrificed her own life to save the Resistance.
5. Entire Finn Rose sub plot literally serves no plot purpose.
6. Unprecedented Force powers with no explanation.
7. Holdo can’t take one minute to explain her plans to Poe

To which I would add:


8. Laura Dern's character waits to ram her ship until almost all the escape pods/ships are destroyed.

9. Rey magically shows up with Chewy on the Millenium Falcon, but was last seen knocked unconscious on the exploding, rammed ship. Explain that crap.

10. Absolutely NO explanation or continuity with Rey's Force vision that showed Kylo Ren saving her from being killed by the Knights of Ren.

11. Absolutely NO explanation as to HOW Kylo Ren knew who "the girl/Rey" was or why he feared her.

12. Luke, although being somekind of NEVER before seen "physical Force ghost", tells Kylo, "Strike me down, and blah, blah blah blah..."

13. The film is THE LAST JEDI. ALL through the film Luke repeats that the JEDI MUST END...and at the end of the movie, Luke's final line, "I am NOT the LAST JEDI". Beyond retarded.

And the Disney ending, complete with a tip of the hat
to Mary Poppins' chimney sweeps...Jedi-Jedi-Bang-Bang.

This movie sucked the ass.

I won't be watching the last one.

Not even on DVD.
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Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi SUCKED
I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
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by paying to see that movie you just kept it alive for two more minutes
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Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi SUCKED
It was terrible. That was the stupidest plot ever.

I didn't like TFA after I first saw it (probably because I saw it in 3D and 3D sucks). After watching on BluRaay it was less awful.

With TLJ I think this movie will only get worse as I rewatch it.
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We will never forget what they did to Star Wars.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


by paying to see that movie you just kept it alive for two more minutes
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The problem is that a lot of people were hoodwinked into seeing this film because of the over generous Sock Puppet reviews from the Fakestream media.

Then they left the theatres, digested the film and told all of their friends that it was utter dogshit.

Disney has conned people into watching this garbage, but it's going to fuck the franchise in the ass.

Nobody is going to trust Disney or the MSM's reviews of a Star Wars movie ever again.
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We will never forget what they did to Star Wars.
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They've literally done to Star Wars what the Rapefugees have done to Sweden.
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I want my money back.


Luke Skywalker becomes a pussy.

Idiotic 'casino' side-story of black & asian lovers fighting even white owned corporations.

The Feminazi wanna-be Jedi didn't even have any training, and somehow defeats the Sith? It turns out her white parents were deadbeat trailer trash who through her away?

A Pathetic re-make of the HOTH ground assault - featuring a bunch of leftist whiney ninny fags that sit around singing kum-bay-a.

Emasculation of white male character 'Po' as he gets shot down by leftist 'hipster' 'lesbo' purple haired dyke wanna-be Leiah character.

Leiah can now fly through space like a 6th sense retard wonderwoman.


Soooo fucking horrible.

I hope the star wars franchise dies after this crap.
 Quoting: OMFG 76106900


by paying to see that movie you just kept it alive for two more minutes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76045401


The problem is that a lot of people were hoodwinked into seeing this film because of the over generous Sock Puppet reviews from the Fakestream media.

Then they left the theatres, digested the film and told all of their friends that it was utter dogshit.

Disney has conned people into watching this garbage, but it's going to fuck the franchise in the ass.

Nobody is going to trust Disney or the MSM's reviews of a Star Wars movie ever again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69949744


Yes, the reviews were shockingly dishonest.





GLP