I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs

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I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs
NerdwithWeakThighs User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom 01/24/2018 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs I literally just went to my bathroom, grabbed the scales and put it between my thighs and squeezed my thighs inwards as hard as I could and I only got about 35 pounds. I was honestly quite shocked, the other nerds I know could get around 150-200 lbs. There's stories of nerds who strangled people/crushed people to death using the power of their thighs, so I'm actually quite shocked that my thighs are so weak considering I do sprinting and endurance running 5 times a week and I'm as fit as a horse. I wanted to become a cop but now my dream of strangling criminals with my nerdy thighs will remain just that, a dream. :( I don't think I could strangle annoying children with these weak as hell thighs/abductor muscles!!

NerdwithWeakThighs (OP) User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom 01/24/2018 04:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs I sent a message to my skinny nerd friend (who is also a stereotypical nerd, he even wears a bowtie and horn rimmed glasses) and he just laughed at me and called me ''stick on the outside, stick on the inside. Sorry brah I just did the same thing and got 185 lbs hahaha'' I feel like a fckin loser :( :(
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75984552 Australia 01/24/2018 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs dont worry about it dearie you can probly do other stuff like play soccer
NerdwithWeakThighs (OP) User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom 01/24/2018 05:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs dont worry about it dearie you can probly do other stuff like play soccer Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75984552 Yeah but soccer is lame. I always had this heroic vision where I stop a bank robbery by doing a triple somersault jump and jump onto the criminal's neck, ala ''flying headscissor'' move, and then choke the criminal into submission as the cops apprehend him, and I stand there with my arms to my hips in pride as I'm photographed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75984552 Australia 01/24/2018 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs dont worry about it dearie you can probly do other stuff like play soccer Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75984552 Yeah but soccer is lame. I always had this heroic vision where I stop a bank robbery by doing a triple somersault jump and jump onto the criminal's neck, ala ''flying headscissor'' move, and then choke the criminal into submission as the cops apprehend him, and I stand there with my arms to my hips in pride as I'm photographed. Quoting: NerdwithWeakThighs 76149112 how about something realistic. you play a game of soccer. a player from the other team runs within 10 yards of you. you drop to the ground clutching yore thigh and roll around screaming in pain until you get a penalty kick. then you get to sit on the bench clutching yore painful thigh while somebody else takes the kick. you sit there with yore arms clutching yore tiny week micro soccer thighs in pain as ur photographed.
NerdwithWeakThighs (OP) User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom 01/24/2018 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs dont worry about it dearie you can probly do other stuff like play soccer Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75984552 Yeah but soccer is lame. I always had this heroic vision where I stop a bank robbery by doing a triple somersault jump and jump onto the criminal's neck, ala ''flying headscissor'' move, and then choke the criminal into submission as the cops apprehend him, and I stand there with my arms to my hips in pride as I'm photographed. Quoting: NerdwithWeakThighs 76149112 how about something realistic. you play a game of soccer. a player from the other team runs within 10 yards of you. you drop to the ground clutching yore thigh and roll around screaming in pain until you get a penalty kick. then you get to sit on the bench clutching yore painful thigh while somebody else takes the kick. you sit there with yore arms clutching yore tiny week micro soccer thighs in pain as ur photographed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75984552 Dude my thighs aren't tiny by nerd standards, they're about the same size as most slim nerd's thighs are, so I don't get why they're so damn weak ESPECIALLY considering I run so much while these other nerds do nothing and have thighs/abductor muscles that could strangle a whale. :(
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76161673 Turkey 01/24/2018 05:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs So am i. No problem.

^Mutariel^ User ID: 73937892 United States 01/24/2018 05:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs do squats i do squat [link to cdn.makeagif.com] [link to media.giphy.com (secure)]
NerdwithWeakThighs (OP) User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom 01/24/2018 05:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a stereotypical nerd with WEAK thighs do squats i do squat Quoting: ^Mutariel^ Yeah, but it's not the same thing then. Nerds are supposed to have naturally strong thighs (abductor muscles) so even an untrained stereotypical nerd should be able to strangle a man to death using his thighs easy peasy.. 35 friggen pounds that I can squeeze MAX ain't gonna strangle anyone...
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